What do you know? My most expensive punt of the year turns out to be my biggest fucked up flop. Typical of the vagaries of this punting game.
It was the result of a RB I put in for an outcall to a Central London hotel. I got a pretty good response with plenty of the regular reverse bidders who seem to crop up every time. I was intrigued by the bid of Andy&Gem, a biracial couple based in Milton Keynes. I love big breasted black girls and Gem seemed to offer the lot on her 'enjoys' list. Plus I'd never had a genuine MMF (assuming MTF and LMP's don't count) so the presence of Andy was a bonus with visions of spit roasts and DP springing to my febrile and thoroughly depraved mind. Plus their AW feedback was all good so I went ahead and made contact.
COMS: Couldn't be faulted. Fast response to queries with regular updates when I finalised the meeting. Sent face pictures of himself and Gem.
VENUE: A popular West London budget hotel. Big, popular with tourists and with easy access to unkeyed lifts, it's the ideal punting hotel.
PUNCTUALITY: Not so good. They arrived an hour late citing a tardy babysitter and M4 traffic. They kept me informed throughout.
ANDY is an average looking guy in his mid 30's. Like most of us he could probably do to spend a little more time in the gym and a bit less time in the pub or surfing a sofa in front of telly.
GEM is a striking black lady in her late twenties. She was well dressed as if for a job interview (for what was to follow) and blessed with a beautiful face and a fetching pair of natural funbags which she claims to 32gg and who am I to argue. However she is a MILF and the inevitable pull of gravity is dragging them southwards and I guess in a few years time she will be playing keepy-uppy with them! Bit of a paunch but otherwise generally in good shape.
THE PUNT: I had devised a role play scenario in which I was the MD of a large company, Andy was my PA and Gem a job applicant. How much did she want the job and what would she do to secure it? You get the picture. A variation on the old casting couch idea. For the first 20 minutes it went ok with both playing their roles well. At this point we had Gem stripped and on the bed with Andy with his head sunk deep between her legs and me with my cock in her mouth. This is where it started to go wrong. She had CIM on her 'enjoys' list and I had specifically asked whether everything was available and had been given the blue light. So when I released both barrels into her cakehole (well over a week's back-up), I was a bit taken aback by her response. She promptly spat the load onto the sheets and ran screaming to the bathroom. What the fuck. I was left to clean up the mess and ok, I was making it up about the screaming.
From this low point, things went rapidly downhill. Gem seemed to lose all interest and I had to coax her to return to the fray but I might as well not have bothered because all I got was a half heated two minute BJ and a few tugs on my now rapidly shrinking manhood. Andy did better. He hadn't come yet and was able to get Gem to ride him for a few minutes for which he donned a rubber, which for some inexplicable reason I found amusing. He then withdrew, whipped off the condom and wanked himself to a climax over Gems arse.
After returning from the shower, Her Highne$$ climbed under the sheets, announced she was tired from all the activity and was sleepy. What the fucking fuck! She hadn't done fuck all!! After a few more desultory tugs on my now hibernating willy, she announced that it was a lost cause, a conclusion that I had come to about ten minutes before. Andy started rapidly pulling on his y-fronts (seriously) and babbling something about traffic and babysitters. I hadn't the heart or interest to point out that we were only 90 minutes into a 2 hour punt. To be honest, I just wanted rid of them.
Here are some of the things promised that didn't happen:
NO FRENCH KISSING
NO CIM unless the nanosecond that my cum was in her mouth before been deposited on the bedsheets count.
DEFINITELY NO FUN
And Andy had the temerity to text me a couple of days ago asking why I'd given them their first negative on AW.