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Offline perché

Looking for the finest ladies in London!!!

She needs to have a mesmerizing face along with a fit body!

Should be in the range of 6 to 10 dress wise,

And not loose preferably tight with a outgoing personality of course! 

So shoot away gentleman's ... :dance:



Offline Quesadilla

Looking for the finest ladies in London!!!

She needs to have a mesmerizing face along with a fit body!

Should be in the range of 6 to 10 dress wise,

And not loose preferably tight with a outgoing personality of course! 

So shoot away gentleman's ... :dance:

Thought schools went back this week?  :bomb:

Shoot away? I'll shoot ok...

Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Looking for the finest ladies in London!!!

She needs to have a mesmerizing face along with a fit body!

Should be in the range of 6 to 10 dress wise,

And not loose preferably tight with a outgoing personality of course! 

So shoot away gentleman's ... :dance:
And you want to fuck her on her birthday ?  :drinks:

Offline iPad3

Looking for the finest ladies in London!!!

She needs to have a mesmerizing face along with a fit body!

Should be in the range of 6 to 10 dress wise,

And not loose preferably tight with a outgoing personality of course! 

So shoot away gentleman's ... :dance:

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« Last Edit: September 04, 2015, 01:18:15 PM by iPad3 »

Hawkwind71

Perche

I was a newbie once. Here's the thing you need to know:

Its better to give first before you receive.

......use the reviews to decide for yourself and then do a review and then come back and ask some questions.

Offline Quesadilla

Perche

I was a newbie once. Here's the thing you need to know:

Its better to give first before you receive.

......use the reviews to decide for yourself and then do a review and then come back and ask some questions.

That's ideal HW, but at the very least if looking for a first punt a newbie should do some basic research before posting asking for advice.

London is a big place with literally thousands of girls to suit all tastes.  So do a search on AW for the services you want, any physical traits, and then distance from your postcode.  Once you have a list of girls, search for them on here - use their AW ID which is the number in the URL at the bottom of their profile - e.g. 
Quote from: AW Profile
Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/69696969 or https://www.adultwork.com/Perché_Takes_Big_Cocks
Simply put that number in the search bar at the top right here on UKP and see if they have any reviews/comments. If not, ignore them and move on. Repeat for all the girls in your search that you like the look of.

Once you have done a bit of homework and come up with a short list, then maybe ask for some advice.  Honestly though only you can decide who to see - so having read reviews you should be able to make your own mind up.

Otherwise when you ask us to shoot, you're going to get shot down in flames.  :bomb:
Banning reason: Obnoxious and arrogant + Veiled threat of outing punter on UKE

Otherwise when you ask us to shoot, you're going to get shot down in flames.  :bomb:

Perch has fallen on his sword and asked admin to delete the thread in the admin forum !

Hawkwind71

Agreed VW, Note to self, 'stop trying to be nice to newbies'

....shame he fell on his sword. Who in their right minds asks Admin to delete a thread.

Sigh !


Offline comaminion

I'm coincidentally birthday punting on the weekend if all goes to plan

If I mention it's my birthday do I get a cake or something?
Banning reason: White-knighting

I'm coincidentally birthday punting on the weekend if all goes to plan

If I mention it's my birthday do I get a cake or something?

Coma

I'm sure if Khloe knows it's your birthday she will let you nibble on her cupcakes  :cool:

HD

Offline comaminion

Coma

I'm sure if Khloe knows it's your birthday she will let you nibble on her cupcakes  :cool:

HD

I don't celebrate it not even a cake it's my inner Jehovah

But I'm surprisingly doing something on the day this year, I might drop her hints get a six foot birthday boy badge for £3 pound from card factory
Banning reason: White-knighting

I'm coincidentally birthday punting on the weekend if all goes to plan

If I mention it's my birthday do I get a cake or something?
I will give you a birthday snowball after Klohe sucks me off of you like ?

Happy Birthday My Cat Fiend !

Offline comaminion

I will give you a birthday snowball after Klohe sucks me off of you like ?

Happy Birthday My Cat Fiend !

Romance isn't dead I see  :rose:
Banning reason: White-knighting


Offline comaminion

Of course, romance is alive and well



That drinks horrible only just edges genuine snowballs
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline comaminion

Cliche I know but just had ma birthday punt  :)

Now to get drunk watch football
Banning reason: White-knighting

Cliche I know but just had ma birthday punt  :)

Now to get drunk watch football
Happy Birthday Mini  :drinks:

Cliche I know but just had ma birthday punt  :)

Now to get drunk watch football
Happy birthday to you,
Your cat in the loo,
Don't waste it just fuck it,
Happy khloeday to you!!!




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