Bristol Parlours

[hughavis01]

Haven't visited a parlour in a long time, last one I went to was central massage and was surprisingly pleased with the service although not very discreet! What are your opinions on the best parlour in Bristol now? 

[tommyw66]

I'd have to agree that Central Massage is actually pretty decent. Reasonable selection of girls (I tend to visit early in the day - presumably the choice is even better in the evening). Last time I saw a black girl who was very affectionate and did everything that was asked. On top of this she had a great pair of tits.

Rooms are pretty decent - clean towels and good showers.

All this for 45 quid - not bad at all.

Of course the girls can be a bit hit and miss - had a very poor service from a Polish girl in the past, but if you choose carefully then there are definitely bargains to be had her.

[Roth]

I'd have to agree that Central Massage is actually pretty decent. Reasonable selection of girls (I tend to visit early in the day - presumably the choice is even better in the evening). Last time I saw a black girl who was very affectionate and did everything that was asked. On top of this she had a great pair of tits.

Rooms are pretty decent - clean towels and good showers.

All this for 45 quid - not bad at all.

Of course the girls can be a bit hit and miss - had a very poor service from a Polish girl in the past, but if you choose carefully then there are definitely bargains to be had her.

Can you do a review please? 

[tommyw66]

Can you do a review please? 

Done. 

[Roth]

Done.

 

[spkmstr48]

Have only tried Tops (closed)

And Melissa's (mixed quality)

None recently though

 

[HawkG]

I liked Topps for being so cheap, but quality clearly varied. There was an occasional bargain gem though.

I got put off parlours a bit when I'd go in and be presented with five fat chicks. I don't like fat chicks, and they get stroppy when I say no, and treat me as a timewaster rather than someone expecting them to provide better girls.

[vsgp3]

Gutted to hear that Tops has closed.

I enjoyed the occasional visit - very Russian roulette but had some lovely ladies in there.

What would be a good alternative to Tops now?

[tommyw66]

I agree about Tops. The place was a total dive and yet they had some gorgeous girls there - if you were lucky.

[GoodIdea]

Sometimes the downright seedy nature of a parlour is the only thing that can fill a gap, so I've been to a couple in Bristol.  One of which (The Retreat) I now understand is a Men only Sauna.

The Honey Pot in Bedminster was great fun when I visited there.

[vw]

Sometimes the downright seedy nature of a parlour is the only thing that can fill a gap, so I've been to a couple in Bristol.  One of which (The Retreat) I now understand is a Men only Sauna.

The Honey Pot in Bedminster was great fun when I visited there.

Seedy is good sometimes, never been to one the girls line up for you to pick n mix.  Fantasy of mine is passing up and down the line up with all the girls saying me sir, pick me !

[GoodIdea]

Seedy is good sometimes, never been to one the girls line up for you to pick n mix.  Fantasy of mine is passing up and down the line up with all the girls saying me sir, pick me !

The HoneyPot used to do the line up thing, reminded me of that Cat Ranch in Nevada.  Well, not quite, it was a parlour in Bristol after all.