Maxes Angels - Chantelle - Lonon

[oohahhcantona]

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I saw Chantelle in July, had my eye on her for a while. Her profile pics look great.

I phoned up Maxes and confirmed availability and service (cim) then headed towards the hotel address.

She looked great but engaged from the off. Offered a massage which I took but lasted bit longer than needed and clearly aimed at filling time, she is not a pro masseuse by any means.

In short: She barely made eye contact during oral, even when asked. She really needs to address the odour down there! Claims she doesn't do cim, even though Maxes confirmed it.

Will not be going back.

 

[claretandblue]

A negative review as your first post is never a good idea....

[Jerboa]

Agree could be fishy, just as a over the top fluffy review can look suss, the OP should post more on here and other threads to gain some legitimacy.

[oohahhcantona]

I agree myself it looks suspect, I haven't till now felt compelled to review. Just didn't think paying £200 for the hour would still result in issues with services provided/false info by secretaries.

[Jerboa]

I agree myself it looks suspect, I haven't till now felt compelled to review. Just didn't think paying £200 for the hour would still result in issues with services provided/false info by secretaries.

Well that's why we call this hobby punting.

[smiths]

I agree myself it looks suspect, I haven't till now felt compelled to review. Just didn't think paying £200 for the hour would still result in issues with services provided/false info by secretaries.

In reality there is NO link between how good a WG might be and what she charges.

[yumyum3]

In reality there is NO link between how good a WG might be and what she charges.

Spot-on 
By the way and as an aside, mate, did you know Jade/Jennifer is back?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66399.0       

[smiths]

Spot-on 
By the way and as an aside, mate, did you know Jade/Jennifer is back?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66399.0     

I just posted on that review thread about her.

[MancSean]

I agree myself it looks suspect, I haven't till now felt compelled to review. Just didn't think paying £200 for the hour would still result in issues with services provided/false info by secretaries.

I don't see what the issue is. The review was short succinct and not malicious.
Some people never happy.  I would prefer you posted a review than like others that hardly post any and just write shite on posts.
Welcome to UKP and thanks for the review pal nowt worse than a humming twat imo.
Oh and it's nice to see another red on here especially after probably worst few days for since Fergie retired

[boywonder]

I saw chantelle a while back and agree that she had some natural body odor which i found off putting.

also confirm that the service was lacklustre and robotic, and left the room early bc there was no point for a second round.

shame, as she had a cute face and it was a while since i had a good ebony punt...but she did not deliver.

also could tell that she was developing a lot of body flab probably due to bad diet as i saw a bunch of fizzy drinks on the table. 

[oohahhcantona]

Thanks MancSean.

Ditto with Boywonder. She was good looking but she'd rather be watching tv shopping channels sipping on Coca Cola.

Misspelt London - on my first post!

[battyboy99]

Yep, agree 100% here - bird has to sort out that stinking gash of her's...terrible punt...

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Saw her in duo with Marcella, smelt upstairs and downstairs and more than a hint of flab & cellulite, not good

[The_Don]

In reality there is NO link between how good a WG might be and what she charges.

Indeed

[hendrix]

Urrrgh

Pretty sure she appeared in my "Seeking Arrangements" list too. Next!

[Jerboa]

Yep, agree 100% here - bird has to sort out that stinking gash of her's...terrible punt...

Welcome to the board Battyboy, did her fanny smell like a Peterhead trawler? 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

more like the shit house door of a Grimsby trawler on the day before swab the decks day....