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3 review(s) for LadyLouiseXRated (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Diehard

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Saw this girl in Aylesbury as I was looking for bank holiday treat and an hour to myself....big mistake.

This girl claims to be 33, as per usual this is bollocks as she is at least 40. Her pictures are very flattering. Although you can't see her face on the pictures, I was desperately disappointed when she opened the door, like many women she hides behind the door until you get inside to the dimly lit room. She is not facially attractive at all. She has that weathered look and that 40 something saggy type skin around the chin area.

However the major problem is her body. Put bluntly it is awful and nothing like the pictures. She claims to be a size 12, I would say more like a size 14. Her belly is dreadful, clearly she has had kids but it is so saggy and full of stretch marks I couldn't bring myself to go down on her as I didn't want to look.

I should have walked but cock was thinking and not my brain and so I thought I'd just close my eyes fuck her and cum and go. Given she is physically not at all attractive you would think she would try harder in respect of her attitude. But her attitude is just as bad. Moody, disinterested and spent as much time as she could trying to time waste by insisting on wet wipe rubbing of cock, rubbish massage before anything else would happen, and a continual refusal to do services requested. No owo, no CIM and during sex one of these women who constantly holds the condom so you can't fully penetrate. She is a clock watcher and tied cutting appointment short with over 10 mins left.

There was nothing at all positive. Her attire was cheap and tacky, and she had a very chav type attitude.

Unfortunately I didn't check on here as I have now seen others have warned to steer clear of her, and I wish I had done my normal research but it was a spur of moment type booking.

But I can reaffirm what others have said, this girl is to be avoided at all costs.


3 review(s) found for LadyLouiseXRated linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline mrx007

Apart from the OWO and CIM which she did do for me your review is pretty much exactly what I would have written. I saw her maybe 2 years ago.

As she opened the door I thought "bloody hell it's some old bird off the bus decided to be a hooker". Plain as anything, my instinct was to run but I thought I would offend her and deicided to offend my wallet instead.

The ONLY saving grace was the hotel room (South Mimms) was dark so I imagined it was some tasty bird sucking me off. I couldn't have fucked this chick for all the tea in China.

Whenever I see her come up in searches I just wonder how she gets the good feedback.

Her only saving grace was the CIM. Without that she should give up. She should give up anyway.

Offline Diehard

Apart from the OWO and CIM which she did do for me your review is pretty much exactly what I would have written. I saw her maybe 2 years ago.

As she opened the door I thought "bloody hell it's some old bird off the bus decided to be a hooker". Plain as anything, my instinct was to run but I thought I would offend her and deicided to offend my wallet instead.

The ONLY saving grace was the hotel room (South Mimms) was dark so I imagined it was some tasty bird sucking me off. I couldn't have fucked this chick for all the tea in China.

Whenever I see her come up in searches I just wonder how she gets the good feedback.

Her only saving grace was the CIM. Without that she should give up. She should give up anyway.

Totally agreed. She is the classic example of the council estate trashy type girl whose only option in life is to be a hooker but who as absolutely no interest in providing a good service to her clients. She is also an example of what a waste of time aw feedback is.

A must avoid hooker.

Offline Jerboa

So you describe her as a old munter, but you still stayed? Your own fault then for thinking with your dick.

Offline Diehard

So you describe her as a old munter, but you still stayed? Your own fault then for thinking with your dick.

Yep.....but she loses more than me as Id imagine her phone going dusty.

Offline Cunning Punt

Thanks for the warning. Much appreciated. Hope your next punt is so good you get over what seems a very poor experience.

Offline Turtle1

Come on fella, she's that damn nasty but you still stayed. Control that cock of yours.

To guys in general, stop giving money to ugly munters like these, sooner or later they will quit

Online James999

As she opened the door I thought "bloody hell it's some old bird off the bus decided to be a hooker".

And she charges £130 an hour  :scare:

Offline Jerboa

If I remember correct this lady use to work at Hod MK a few years ago, there was a thread on PN about her, some punter said she didn't look like her pics, she had a huff puff and quit the parlour.

Offline vt

If I remember correct this lady use to work at Hod MK a few years ago, there was a thread on PN about her, some punter said she didn't look like her pics, she had a huff puff and quit the parlour.

And according to Chloekisses it was the punter's fault that her kids would starve!!  :wackogirl:

OP, Your loss is the memberships gain. Cheers for posting, at least we know another one to avoid.  :drinks:




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