EnglishBlondeJenna

[Bangers and Gash]

never trust AW feedback.

Abso-feckin-lutely. 

Nowadays I'll only punt if I can find reviews or get a recommendation off a trusted member on UKP. 

[punk]

Abso-feckin-lutely. 

Nowadays I'll only punt if I can find reviews or get a recommendation off a trusted member on UKP. 

yes i more trust people on this site.

[JamesRockford]

Met Jenna about 7 months ago at her luxurious riverside apartment building for a 1.5 hour punt at about 10pm one evening.

Description
Age about 27.  Starchy peroxide punkish hair.  Young but unfit body with a bit of a tummy developing.  Messy room with TV blaring, in this very prestigious block.

Pros:
She was available at 10pm.
She was available at 11pm.

Cons:
Lazy, lazy, lazy
Unattractive
Talked for Team GB, content was boring and dubious (her education, aspirations, earnings, easy punts)
Unenthusiastic BJ which finished prematurely (to her relief)
Told me that my time was up after 1 hour when I had paid for 1.5 hours.  Kind of a mood killer to have to argue the point.

Cost:
£140 for effectively 1 hour

Conclusion:
I should have checked the UKPunting reviews first.  The AW reviews are skewed with a positive survivorship-bias (i.e. negative reviews are likely to be put on UKPunting and are unlikely to be submitted on AW).

[Ali Katt]

Pics are accurate, slim blonde, shaved half of her hair off. Noticed she doesn't have much muscle, slim but wobbly ass. Also, books are very saggy

That's paperbacks for you.

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[iName]

This thread is probably the buggest compliment to this site and how useful it is. A girl that has so much positive feedback on AdultWork and yet is actually terrible and nobody would have know unless coming across this thread. It's how I initially found out about this forum and by the looks of it how many others have as well. Credit to ukpunting 

[mattylondon]

This thread is probably the buggest compliment to this site and how useful it is. A girl that has so much positive feedback on AdultWork and yet is actually terrible and nobody would have know unless coming across this thread. It's how I initially found out about this forum and by the looks of it how many others have as well. Credit to ukpunting 

I find it amazing that this bloody awful SP is still getting any business? I do wonder if some punters get a kick out of flying in the face of conventional wisdom? Perhaps it's down to her being English, blonde and relatively young. It's unfortunate that more punters haven't read her reviews on here.

[Daffodil]

I find it amazing that this bloody awful SP is still getting any business? I do wonder if some punters get a kick out of flying in the face of conventional wisdom? Perhaps it's down to her being English, blonde and relatively young. It's unfortunate that more punters haven't read her reviews on here.

It's like when you tell someone, 'look out, that plate's red hot'. They still have to touch it.

[The happy one]

Hi

I need to thank every one of you guys for taking the time to write your thoughts and opinions here and experiences for that matter

She has been on my to do list for a while now. And it looks like I will be back in London next month for a few days.

Was going to call and arrange to meet her

Wow I have had a very lucky escape

 

Thanks

[Bermondsey Boy]

+ 1 in adding the thanks to everyone. Have been close to arranging something for a while, as she offers early morning meets, and is literally on my way to work. Will stay well clear. its a sobering thought about AW that someone can be so widely praised, but so shit at the service she provides. Thanks all

[wukkas]

This was my first ever punt in a hotel near Bloomsbury.

As it was my first punt, I thought a safe choice would be an English girl I can converse with and her feedback looked promising. Wish I knew about this website then!

Spent half hour with her and it completely put me off punting. I got a handjob. No kissing, oral, RO, fucking - nothing. She was 'tired' and I had to settle for the worse HJ during which I thought my cock was going to rip off.

I would never let a girl pull that shit on me but as I was new, I just thought it was normal. Meh, one to forget.

[mightymunce]

This was my first ever punt in a hotel near Bloomsbury.

As it was my first punt, I thought a safe choice would be an English girl I can converse with and her feedback looked promising. Wish I knew about this website then!

Spent half hour with her and it completely put me off punting. I got a handjob. No kissing, oral, RO, fucking - nothing. She was 'tired' and I had to settle for the worse HJ during which I thought my cock was going to rip off.

I would never let a girl pull that shit on me but as I was new, I just thought it was normal. Meh, one to forget.

Thats why u check ukp

[punk]

this birds not worth the time to write about total waste.

[Xerxes]

I booked her for a 1 hour incall but walked as soon as I saw her. Hideous in attitude and appearance, it would have been like fucking a flabby rat covered in cheap tattoos.

[hornyguy19891]

"Don't touch my nipples, they're sore"

"I'm just going to have a quick fag out the window" (this 1/2 an hour into an hour appointment)

I had the same thing back in 2012 as well! I came to her for a very long punt because I was bored, had the money and wanted to spend some time getting to know a girl. Anyway she said those things to me as well! Furthermore we spent a lot of time cuddling and when I asked her to lighting stroke my dick she refused saying we have plenty of time and she doesn't want me to cum too early. But all i wanted was her to lightly touch it instead of us just lying there! In fact I was rubbing her fairly hairy back and arms while she just lay there doing fuck all!

Literally the worst punt I've ever had! I've had a bait and switch which was more fun than that!

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!