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Has anyone tried some fun with this lady.   http://granny-escorts.co.uk

Offline Taggart

As you asked, I'll stand aside for you to take one for the team..... :lol:

Offline Ipunter

This granny does BB:

Do you do bareback?
I value my own health and the well being of my clients but as long as I have confidence in your good health or you can provide a certificate stating you are clear of any sexually transmitted diseases I will let you have unprotected sex both vaginal and anal at my discretion

Offline jjpsweet

Sure I suppose SHE has fuck all to lose

Offline RedKettle

this is not one that is on my bucket list!!

if I go to Leicester I think Mandy or Brooke a better bet.

Offline hexohm

My god she's into scat aswell  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Timmy2

this is not one that is on my bucket list!!

if I go to Leicester I think Mandy or Brooke a better bet.

Mandy yes, deffo.. Brook no chance you a member ukp – so therefore “barred” by Brook and Lushbutt
Raddy

Offline RedKettle

Mandy yes, deffo.. Brook no chance you a member ukp – so therefore “barred” by Brook and Lushbutt
Raddy

only if she knows that I am a member of UKP  :D

Offline Ipunter

only if she knows that I am a member of UKP  :D

As long as you don't start the comms like this: Hey I'm a UKP member, when you free?"

Timmy2

Ha ha - priceless  :yahoo:
We really should have had a LushButt, Brook ban UKP members thread
There are comments now on 3 or 4 threads

Raddy

Offline RedKettle

This will sound weird but the images on the granny site have stuck in my head and I am almost tempted to have a go - I think it is the taboo nature of the idea of shagging such an old bird!!  I have shagged a few more mature WGs in my time, for example Lisa7, and had a good time.  This would however be taking it to a whole different level.  Mostly I have a NO NO NO going off in my head, but there is a small voice going "but would you like to lie there and CIM?"

Think I need help!!


Offline Ipunter

This will sound weird but the images on the granny site have stuck in my head and I am almost tempted to have a go - I think it is the taboo nature of the idea of shagging such an old bird!!  I have shagged a few more mature WGs in my time, for example Lisa7, and had a good time.  This would however be taking it to a whole different level.  Mostly I have a NO NO NO going off in my head, but there is a small voice going "but would you like to lie there and CIM?"

Think I need help!!

TOFTT - lol I'll pay you £20 quid towards seeing her, I'm generally interested what she's like but it's definitely not my thing.

Offline RedKettle

TOFTT - lol I'll pay you £20 quid towards seeing her, I'm generally interested what she's like but it's definitely not my thing.

definitely not my thing - so why the hell am I tempted  :scare:

Offline Owwhatanight

Did not Wayne Rooney TOFTT with a granny ,same age as you Ipunter :scare:

Offline Ipunter

Lol! Do it!! Just imagine how much experience she has!

I bet she says this is how we did it in the 50s lol

this is not one that is on my bucket list!!

if I go to Leicester I think Mandy or Brooke a better bet.


+1 to Raddys comment "Mandy deffo"

She is better than Brook  :thumbsup:

In regards to this thread though, surely this is a touting joke?  :vomit:

Offline Owwhatanight


+1 to Raddys comment "Mandy deffo"

She is better than Brook  :thumbsup:

In regards to this thread though, surely this is a touting joke?  :vomit:

Is it not time to stop touting for Mandy ?
And this Mandy v Brook thing ???? Let it go  :cry: :blush: :sarcastic:

Mostly I have a NO NO NO going off in my head.
A No No No is often followed by a gum job ! 

Has anyone tried this granny yet. I live in Leicester and am tempted!!! :wacko:



Offline splodger69

Hmmm, maybe she has deceased lols... necrophilia on yer bucket list Raddy?!? lmao!!  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline dancer44

Think I am with REd kettle on this...I had a good time with Lisa7 in Kegworth too (see my review) and I enjoy older women...but this one would be stretching things for me. Still I see where he is cumming from and why she would stick in the mind....might just have to have a go to see what it feels like........
« Last Edit: January 24, 2016, 10:21:55 AM by dancer44 »

Offline datyman

Has anyone tried some fun with this lady.   http://granny-escorts.co.uk

Surely you are joking Birdhunter? I've tried a few a older SPs in my time but this one NO. She is TOO old . The saying "if it bleeds it breeds" comes to mind. I think this one stopped bleeding 30 years ago.

You've got to be joking! From her pics she has lost all her "woman qualities" and attained her old peoples home credentials. :vomit:

DM
« Last Edit: January 25, 2016, 05:12:05 PM by datyman »




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