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Author Topic: Hamilton Diesel Bunny (Scottish Busty Tattoo)  (Read 9727 times)

chico1000

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45mins £100

First thing to say if you don't like big fake breasts, tattoos or piercings she is not for you.
I met Megan/Kate sometime ago as part of duo with Gabby and thought they were both very good so I was not put off by one or two negative posts on here which appear mainly associated with one of her more recent duo partners.
Communications were pretty good although on the day I could not get through to Megan till about 1 hour before the punt.  She has a day job so switches on the phone only when she is working.
Her in-call location was at a semi in Hamilton.  I parked further up the street which although busy it was discrete enough no twitchy curtains and it felt a very safe area.  She tells me she is moving to a better location soon but I thought it was good enough.  House itself was clean enough big double bed and a strategic standing mirror.Clean bathroom and shower available with clean towels.
Anyway I put in a clothing request for PVC and when she answered the door she looked awesome in the wee black number she was wearing and the outrageous heels. Her pictures are accurate and there is face pics on PG so you know exactly what she looks like.   When we got upstairs to the room and she had those weapons pointing at me in the black PVC number it got the wee man going straight away. Megan is probably a bit of gym  bunny because she is very toned and tight for such a big breasted girl.
 Megan took the cash went downstairs then came back up and asked me if I wanted a drink.  As it was a warm day I accepted the offer and she came back a few minutes later with a glass of water and lime for me and she was holding a pink sports drinking container with a clear liquid in it.  Anyway she put the drinks on a bed side table and Megan proceeded to give me a lap dance which I had requested but in the end up I kind of attacked her awesome breasts and we engaged in all kinds of foreplay as per her list. Megan moved on to the BJ which was uncovered and very good.  She used plenty of spit, eye contact, a couple of wee Deep Throats and alternated a lot with a tit ride.  She has a piercing on her tongue and she liked to tease the end of your cock with it.  All in all so far all  very good.
After a few minutes I decided to ask for some sex.  So she gets up to get the condom and takes a drink out of her pink drinks container she then says "fuck that's diesel" I admit I didn't really catch on what she meant I thought initially it might be Hamilton slang for flat lemonade. Anyway I tell her to go to and sort herself out.  She goes out to the toilet and comes back in and puts on a Japanese size condom which is far too small but she quickly gets on a bigger one and we proceed to have great sex in cowgirl with those  weapons jumping about the front of you it.  We then went on to doggy and that was equally good with Megan making nice noises without going over the top.  Getting close I got Megan to give me some more oral and I then I shot my load on her breasts.  Awesome session.  So anyway she runs off to the toilet and I decide to check out her drinks container and guess what it is fucking diesel.  There is a about a litre in this bottle and she probably had a sip or mouthful. Anyway what follows after I make sure she is ok and has taken real water is much hilarity me calling her a diesel burner and its the first escort that I have met that literally is powered by rocket fuel etc.  Her banter is quite good and she certainly likes a good laugh.  Anyway we attempted round two but it was a bit lacklustre and we kind of chatted while she gave me a hand job.  I can't mark her down for this considering she is probably feeling sick and she persevered through the rest of the punt very bravely.  I am also a one pop man if I am lucky so I was delighted with the punt.
Anyway no harm done either way I hope.  She has logged on today so I trust she is ok.  Megan by her own admission lacks a bit of common sense (it appears she took out the bottle out her car thinking it was her gym sports bottle) to some she may be a bit rough round the edges but apart from the diesel incident I thought she looked awesome was enthusiastic and delivered everything on her profile.  I will visit again but leave my matches in the car and not turn on any lights in her house.

Offline alwaysbetonblue

Met Megan last year in Hamilton - agree 100% with what you say. Not normally my type, as I prefer a more natural look but decided to try something different. A really genuine girl, who you can tell loves a laugh. I can quite believe the diesel story as she seemed quite "dolly" although well organised punt wise. Haven't been back to see her but that's through my own situation being unable to punt for now. When I'm back on the punting wagon, will almost certainly see Megan again.

RandyF

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Strangely, I feel like tanning a pint of diesel/meths/white lightening after reading this one Chico mate  :rolleyes:

You stay strong, you hear!?  :drinks:

God bless.


chico1000

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Please feel free to have a drink on me. Thankfully no one was hurt in the making of this review.

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« Last Edit: August 31, 2015, 10:32:06 am by chico1000 »

Offline seeker

Nice review  C
How is she looks wise girl ,next door ,pretty, gorgeous  :)
Always notice to have a bit of variety  :thumbsup:

RandyF

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Thankfully no one was hurt in the making of this review.

Just your pride mate, just your pride   :drinks: - that's the spirit!  This monster will make you a stronger person!

RandyF

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How is she looks wise girl ,next door ,pretty, gorgeous  :)


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Much done, much still to do?

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chico1000

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I had a met her before and her PG is a lot better,  at the moment there is face pics which are recent. The photo he put up is not a good likeness.
Just Randy being a c..t as usual. 

Offline henry brubaker

Been on my hot list for a while but having had multiple profiles puts me off a bit. Does she do kissing?

chico1000

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To be honest I had to have a wee think about that.  I had such a rocket fueled experience I forgot whether we kissed or not. I also spent a lot of time on her two investments.  But she did kiss still have the taste of diseal on my mouth.  Seriously she does all on her list and I will visit again.  Nearly pulled the trigger again at the weekend but things got in the way.

Offline henry brubaker

Cheers. Think I'll need to pay her a visit then.

RandyF

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.  But she did kiss still have the taste of diseal on my mouth. 


 :rolleyes:
This has to be a first Chico. Your very nonchalant, and matter of fact about this whole diesel drinking thing of hers.

Personally I'd have been full of questions.  What's she doing with a pot of diesel in her bedroom? 

chico1000

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Thank-you Randy for reminding me to fill in the proper UKP health and safety certificate for Megan.  I wont be so tardy in future.

Megan's explanation was she was in a rush to meet me and took out what she thought was a gym drinks bottle out the boot of her car along with her gym stuff.  I have no idea why you would put diesel in a drinks bottle or what it was for.  Presumably a strimmer or something like that. She brought it up to the bedroom
Was there any sign of a moonshine distillery in the house being fired up by diesel or was Megan sitting around drinking diesel pina-colada definitely not.  Was Megan some kind of fire starting nut job no don't think so.  But hey Randy you take your fire retardant underpants if you want to.

Offline slamman

Diesel needs to be under pressure to combust, safe to punt haha!

mavgoose

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Another new profile. Claims she is useless with computers etc .
I actually believe her.

Anyway - full face picture now on profile .

Looks like I'll be heading over to Hamilton soon.....

Offline pilgrim

Thats great telling us she has a new profile !!  How about posting the link??

I presume this is who you are on about??

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mavgoose

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Thats great telling us she has a new profile !!  How about posting the link??

I presume this is who you are on about??

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Apologies sir.....
Was just on mobile earlier..!!

 :hi:

RandyF

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Well profile #2 is a dam sight better than #1, I must admit Chico  :thumbsup:  :)

Wonder if she got someone's help with the text  :rolleyes: I think the CAPS LOCKED text parts are all her own work though  :lol:

Offline Hector_100

Worth the watching, she appears to be best pals with the registered sex offender and ex con tranny Katelyn Findlay....google the name, it's nasty shit and you don't want to be in a residence that loose cannon is in.

RandyF

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Who's this?  This profile was sat perched beside Megan's in the Glasgow search results before they both changed location to Hamilton...so both these Hamilton hoors were maintaining there profiles  within seconds of each other  :rolleyes




Offline pilgrim

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Someones not telling the truth about their age,  states 30 in the "About Me" tab yet at the normal age box at the base of the profile it states 35.  Maybe pimp and prossie need to agree on what age they will use.  Its always best to be singing from the same song sheet.

Within her rates Tab the prices are preceded by a capital "L"  is that Lira ?? The normal price location at base of profile (or botom, as she calls it) states 110, yet the "Rates" Tab for escort services is L120 ???

Profile created 5 years ago but only has feedback from May of this year.

chico1000

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Who's this?  This profile was sat perched beside Megan's in the Glasgow search results before they both changed location to Hamilton...so both these Hamilton hoors were maintaining there profiles  within seconds of each other  :rolleyes
I was done if it's the same this one is charging £60.  It's a different number but who knows could be Megan before she started drinking the diesel.

RandyF

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Diesel drinking, tranny Cornton Vale connections, mysterious pimp written profile charging in Lira.

Who could make head nor tail off it all, Chico  :)

Hibernian

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Anyone know what's happened to Megan
Only met her once but very good time

Offline AndyMac1

Anyone know what's happened to Megan
Only met her once but very good time

She's on her umpteenth profile lol - try this one:

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mavgoose

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Been sooooo tempted on this one. Loads of times.

Constant profile changes are worrying though ....

Offline AndyMac1

I'm defo gonna do her soon.  I reckon she's got a good bit of filth about her.  And that body - it's made for fucking!!!

Offline Ggowman

The constant new profiles are a worry for me

mavgoose

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The constant new profiles are a worry for me

The original review eludes to the fact that yes , she is a bit ditzy , but says she's a cracking punt.
I think I will see her. Sometime.
That rack .....!!!!!! Mamma Mia.

Offline Ggowman

She looks like my type of girl it has to be said. Has anyone had any actual negatives about her or is she just no very organised?