Bear with me as it has some relevance
Before the appointment I read the very informative reviews by esteemed colleagues in the Eastern area. I got the feeling that it could be an awesome punt if proper preparation was made. Booked for 6.30pm through AW (£100) , so home for 5pm and into pre punt routine. No stone was left unturned, so to speak. Everything cut, trimmed, sanded down and sparkly like a Twilight Vampire. 45 min soak, half bottle of the Mint bodywash/shampoo that makes your tinkle tingle. Three brushes, chlorosyll then listerine. Good to go. Stopped at shop for mints and gum on the way.Location
Well known flat above a discount supermarket in Hatfield. Close to the Old Bill station.Arrival
Had pre programmed the sat nav and parked up at 6.20. She said to text when I arrived, so waited till 6.25 and text. She then rang and gave the flat number, and to come up. First glitch of the day. Entered the code and hit send. Nothing. 5 mins of standing outside the supermarket trying to retain the facade of calm business man on his ipad. She rings again and says you can come up now, just in time to see a similarly shifty looking character exiting the lobby door.
Up to the flat , (very fit looking Latino, older than pics by at least 5 years but ball swelling lovely) where she chastises me for being early as she was with another punter. Mental doubletake (thinking you said come up) but bit my lip and apologised, making some fluffy comment on how I couldn't wait to meet her, to appease the Latin firework. I asked for a shower and let her know of the previous hours primping (like I said bear with me), she then said make sure you use the mouthwash if you want to kiss my pussy. I quipped that I'd do the whole bottle, as thats my favourite part of communion. She pointed at second door in flat and said don't go in there after shower, goto other room. Made me doubly gittery after poor start. Part of the reason I'm not a great fan of incalls, especially at what turns out to be a known venue.
Onto bed after she put all pillows on one side. As previous reviewers had stated next came the erotic dancing. To be fair to her, I could let this go as a nice appertizer rather than time wasting. Especially when bending over and seeing that 10/10 arse, cigar cutter and all. She states that she will now massage me, to which (thinking of previous reviews) I politely declined, making the excuse of an expensive chiropractic appointment that morning for a trapped nerve. This clearly was the wrong answer and she seemed annoyed but I hoped I'd saved 10-15 mins of something I didn't come for.
Then the mission to wipe out more germs than Domestos started. She must have shares in wet wipes. After a couple of wipes, close scrutiny, and for me encroaching second thoughts, she reaches for a rubber. I asked nicely didn't she offer OWO? to which she replied that she doesn't normally but ok , it was an extra £10. Fine, I was forewarned and forearmed. Grabbed the tenner from the johnny pocket and relaxed. Sublime OWO ensued. Angels nearly-sang-good.She said to not come in her mouth,resonded ok you don't do that. Replied, no its just an extra £20. Pop, pop, pop. Lovely jubbly.
Several wet wipes later, she sat on bed out of reach of those lovely looking boobs and perfect skin. Chatted about anything till I said it was time for her to receive the tongue benediction. OK but first two wet wipes over mouth and double check I used the mouthwash. Gorgeous pussy, lovely and clean, tasted like a clean pussy.Still waiting for the one that tasted of honey, though.
Now, just like kissing, everyone thinks they are good at tipping the velvet. But I would take the Pepsi taste test any day of the week to say I can get by. But the first tiny tentative tickle of the tongue and she hits the roof. "Too sensitive". Hand goes over clit and its like a national rail strike. Tried my best for a few minutes with what was left available for tasteing but nearly lost the will for the punt.
Lay next to her for the first time in the whole session and worked around the arm locks to stroke and kiss the magnificent two. Lasted a good 30 seconds before she returned to end of bed. Can confirm previous comments of them being harder than Mike Tyson.
20 minutes left , so after another barrage of wipes, it was time to revisit the OWO. Again I will give her credit where credit is due. Little Vicar was a tad miffed about the whole punt fom the poor start to the no kissing, to the OCD cleaning and was being difficult. She suddenly switched from evasive to determined porn star. It was like Paul on the road to Damascus. Spat and sucked like a Johnson sweeper.
Cleaned up and left before time.Pros
She is lovely looking
Arse better than a choir boys
£110 for two lovely popsCons
Really doesn't want to be touched
No kissing (and I'm not the reincarnation of John Merrick)
Back to back booking
Well known flat
Fucks about alot
Gabby is gorgeous. Awesome oral. But everything else seemed like time wasting, untouchable, overworking back to back, routine rubbish. Apart from the oral, she seemed less Brazilian and more Mexicant.