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Author Topic: Terrible Punt (she is drugged out of her skull) Elite Courtesan Earls Court  (Read 6695 times)


2 review(s) for Sex on legs Annabell (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Online king tarzan

Why pay £250 for a wreck?
£40 MAYBE FOR 30 MINS.

bollox review to be honest


 Sounds like you already disliked her appearance the moment you saw her..

I arrived to a Bedsit near Earls Court Square, she looks AWFUL, there is no way she is 39, probably not even 49!!!!  she is skinny but has a REALLY saggy stomach and awful fake tits and a VERY wrinkly face complete with grey roots.



So why did you go ahead with the punt knowing (in your own words) that there are many other beautiful girls for much less ..


 
This woman is Charging £250 an HOUR
 
 there are much younger, prettier girls not even charging HALF this amount


Sorry to say this my friend but you are either a monumental dumbass... or some coked up competition.





You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

You are taking this the wrong way. I've joined just a few months ago and my reviews only had questions about the meeting, pointers on what I should do or shouldn't do, etc..  But sometimes you get a newbie/tout/pimp/wg posting a review that is just too suspicious and does not makes any sense. Like this one for example.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 07:24:20 PM by mastershifu »

Online king tarzan

I was under severe criticism when I first joined
Accused of being a sergie

Offline iPad3

I was under severe criticism when I first joined
Accused of being a sergie

That was us just winding you up KT, we've always known your actually a tout for the mango marketing board!!!

That was us just winding you up KT, we've always known your actually a tout for the mango marketing board!!!

I thought he worked for GEEST the banana company!  :lol:

A man who pays 250/hour for sex with any prostitute needs straitjacket.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 11:08:47 PM by Type_O_Negative »

Offline superchamp

A man who pays 250/hour for sex with any prostitute needs straitjacket.

For £250 I would hope that the straight jacket was part of the deal.

This can't be true!
Everyone knows you can't have such a bad punt with a 'courtesan.'  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love when WGs call themselves courtesans. Every time I bung a few £20 notes to a girl before splurging my porridge on their face and in their mouth I think to myself "this is exactly what it must have felt like to be Henry VIII". I bet he was porking women all over council blocks in Paddington rather than Hampton Court Palace.

I have seen her on a few occasions. 1st session was a RB, subsequent ones were regular bookings. Her day rate is 150.

She talks a lot but is fucking hot and is a good shag

I've never had any issues with her. She's also very flexible  :wacko:

had white stuff all over her nose...

LOL  :lol: ... because she had been consuming cocaine from a large nosebag, like a shire horse?

Newbie, from all the posts above - you have been thoroughly and rapidly exposed.

You're not very bright, are you?  Now fuck off and try harder next time.

Her day rate is 150

A whole day for 150? When her profile cites her hourly rate as (still) 250? :unknown:

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

+1

Online king tarzan

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

I actually like the brigade on here cursing me but also a few of them respect my reviews and have enjoyed themselves and thanking me and also respect my standard in physical beauty..

When I first posted reviews there was a lot of negativity towards me.. my reviews were not taken seriously at all but they are now.. ( I hope )
I like to share information with my fellow pussy lovers ( mango for me) find good service and high end attractive women at a good price range and get great value for there hard honest money...

Don't take to heart Mr Longlife. .

A whole day for 150? When her profile cites her hourly rate as (still) 250? :unknown:

Hourly rate. My bad

She used to offer a discount for bookings during the day.


She used to offer a discount for bookings during the day

I found the bit you're referring to - marked 'early bird advantage' :) but at £70 discount for the first hour of a pre-5pm booking, the minimum fee is still £180.

Online The_Don

When I see Elite Courtesan in a profile I normally  :lol:  and then close it  :wackogirl:


I found the bit you're referring to - marked 'early bird advantage' :) but at £70 discount for the first hour of a pre-5pm booking, the minimum fee is still £180.

I could have 2, 1 hour punts for that amount.




You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

This forum is about sharing and no one is forcing others to review. But if every one chose, not to review because of attitudes (or other reasons). Then UKP wouldn't be the forum it is today.


Already been stated before (1% rule)



Quote
In Internet culture, the 1% rule is a rule of thumb pertaining to participation in an internet community, stating that only 1% of the users of a website actively create new content, while the other 99% of the participants only lurk. Variants include the 1-9-90 rule (sometimes 90–9–1 principle or the 89:10:1 ratio),[1] which states that in a collaborative website such as a wiki, 90% of the participants of a community only view content, 9% of the participants edit content, and 1% of the participants actively create new content. A related observation is that 1% of users generate the majority of revenue in free-to-play games.[2]

Similar rules are known in information science, such as the 80/20 rule known as the Pareto principle, that 20 percent of a group will produce 80 percent of the activity, however the activity may be defined.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1%25_rule_%28Internet_culture%29   :hi:


 


« Last Edit: November 28, 2015, 06:24:20 AM by The_Don »

The OP is so obviously bollocks no one would punt at the price for what he describes throw in no actual details.As for Longlife yep its not always the friendliest of water to dip your toe into.You dont have to review but the whole basis is info sharing and Reviews are the lifeblood of this site.Wish i had found this site earlier as it has saved me from possible disasters.As for me I will always be labelled a Fluffy on here but unlike others I will wear it with pride.Everyones a virgin to begin with but once youve popped your cherry it gets easier and its a Record for the future when you're in your Bath Chair in your Tartan shawl hoping to see a little glimpse of the Nurses knickers as you get your weekly bed bath of what a filthy fucker you used to be

I found the bit you're referring to - marked 'early bird advantage' :) but at £70 discount for the first hour of a pre-5pm booking, the minimum fee is still £180.

I never paid more than 150. So perhaps things have changed

Offline Bobdayley

It is obvious the feedback is fake.
It has all the hallmarks of disgruntled customer who want to revenge for some reasons.
He could have walked.
How do you pay someone £250 and you know from the beginning it is not what did you expect.
Banning reason: aka Kennedyr007

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

Man up, stop crying, grow a pair and get some reviews up.

First post, not first punt

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=969003

I met "Elite Courtesan" at a dingy flat in Earls Court, her profile photos are good, if her attitude is a little up herself but I thought I'd try her out as she had on a decent offer

I arrived to a Bedsit near Earls Court Square, she looks AWFUL, there is no way she is 39, probably not even 49!!!!  she is skinny but has a REALLY saggy stomach and awful fake tits and a VERY wrinkly face complete with grey roots.

She smelt like she had been drinking and had white stuff all over her nose so it was clear she was on the Coke and not the fizzy kind, her service was crap, she wanted to talk alot, to avoid doing anything and to be honest I left early after blowing my load

This woman is Charging £250 an HOUR

there are much younger, prettier girls not even charging HALF this amount, she describes herself as a MODEL, my God, avoid, Id be interested to see if any one else has seen her? 

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=969003


You're talking shit fella. You paid £250 notes to fuck a rotter .  :scare:?? You're either mentally ill   :wacko: or got more money than sense most people  would've walked. I believe you have issues maybe puntings not for you.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2015, 12:19:05 AM by Discoballs »


2 review(s) found for Sex on legs Annabell linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

You're talking shit fella. You paid £250 notes to fuck a rotter .  :scare:?? You're either mentally ill   :wacko: or got more money than sense most people  would've walked. I believe you have issues maybe puntings not for you

I couldn't have put it better :) but you and others are shouting down a well, so to speak, because the OP hasn't been back since three hours after he/she registered on 26 August :hi:


I'm planning a trip to the Kensngton area soon & I was wondering is the "Elite Courtesan"  mentioned here this girl??!

Her website is: http://theelitecourtesan.com

Cheers,

John.

Online The_Don

I'm planning a trip to the Kensngton area soon & I was wondering is the "Elite Courtesan"  mentioned here this girl??!

Her website is: http://theelitecourtesan.com

Cheers,

John.



https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/New_to_Punting < a good start

This is where I currently stand on elite courtesans:

When I see Elite Courtesan in a profile I normally  :lol:  and then close it  :wackogirl:
« Last Edit: February 06, 2016, 09:56:34 AM by The_Don »




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