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Author Topic: Terrible Punt (she is drugged out of her skull) Elite Courtesan Earls Court  (Read 6698 times)


2 review(s) for Sex on legs Annabell (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


First post, not first punt

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=969003

I met "Elite Courtesan" at a dingy flat in Earls Court, her profile photos are good, if her attitude is a little up herself but I thought I'd try her out as she had on a decent offer

I arrived to a Bedsit near Earls Court Square, she looks AWFUL, there is no way she is 39, probably not even 49!!!!  she is skinny but has a REALLY saggy stomach and awful fake tits and a VERY wrinkly face complete with grey roots.

She smelt like she had been drinking and had white stuff all over her nose so it was clear she was on the Coke and not the fizzy kind, her service was crap, she wanted to talk alot, to avoid doing anything and to be honest I left early after blowing my load

This woman is Charging £250 an HOUR

there are much younger, prettier girls not even charging HALF this amount, she describes herself as a MODEL, my God, avoid, Id be interested to see if any one else has seen her? 

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=969003


2 review(s) found for Sex on legs Annabell linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Sylvester

It may not surprise you to learn that strongly negative reviews such as this, posted by brand new members with no track record, tend to be viewed with serious suspicion on here, Usually with some justification.

Be interesting to see what the jury makes of this one...
« Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 02:29:18 PM by Sylvester »
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy (Atticus Finch)

Offline Longlife

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

Offline Sylvester

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

Curious post. 

Challenge is a legitate part of the review process, particularly as new members credentials are established. If you are too precious to undergo that process like everyone else, then maybe it's not for you...
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy (Atticus Finch)

First post, not first punt

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=969003

I met "Elite Courtesan" at a dingy flat in Earls Court, her profile photos are good, if her attitude is a little up herself but I thought I'd try her out as she had on a decent offer

I arrived to a Bedsit near Earls Court Square, she looks AWFUL, there is no way she is 39, probably not even 49!!!!  she is skinny but has a REALLY saggy stomach and awful fake tits and a VERY wrinkly face complete with grey roots.

She smelt like she had been drinking and had white stuff all over her nose so it was clear she was on the Coke and not the fizzy kind, her service was crap, she wanted to talk alot, to avoid doing anything and to be honest I left early after blowing my load

This woman is Charging £250 an HOUR

there are much younger, prettier girls not even charging HALF this amount, she describes herself as a MODEL, my God, avoid, Id be interested to see if any one else has seen her? 

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=969003

I call: complete and utter bullshit. This reads like a classic revenge/vendetta review. There are so many things that point in that direction:

(1)  This "Newbie" has not posted as SINGLE thing about the punt itself. Just vagaries that it was "crap".

(2) Sound like one of those posts which are the result of carrying out a threat against the WG in question.

(3)  Her photos bear no resemblance to the drug-ridden creature you have described (accounting for photoshop).

(4)  It contains all of the classic negatives - bad attitude, drugs, booze, misleading, ugly, old, expensive - which are often associated with revenge reviews. Most honest reviews might have one or two.

(5) If the OP had a problem with the price - why book her to begin with?

(6)  The over-the top-language e.g. "my God, avoid," is typical of a BS review.

(7) Most importantly, why, if she was so ugly, grey-haired, reeking of booze, and covered in coke did the OP go through with the punt for £250 ph instead of walking - I'll tell you why: It didn't happen. This is obvious bullshit.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 03:01:19 PM by Dave2014 »


2 review(s) found for Sex on legs Annabell linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Online Happyjose

I call: complete and utter bullshit. This reads like a classic revenge/vendetta review. There are so many things that point in that direction:

(1)  This "Newbie" has not posted as SINGLE thing about the punt itself. Just vagaries that it was "crap".

(2) Sound like one of those posts which are the result of carrying out a threat against the WG in question.

(3)  Her photos bear no resemblance to the drug-ridden creature you have described (accounting for photoshop).

(4)  It contains all of the classic negatives - bad attitude, drugs, booze, misleading, ugly, old, expensive - which are often associated with revenge reviews. Most honest reviews might have one or two.

(5) If the OP had a problem with the price - why book her to begin with?

(6)  The over-the top-language e.g. "my God, avoid," is typical of a BS review.

(7) Most importantly, why, if she was so ugly, grey-haired, reeking of booze, and covered in coke did the OP go through with the punt for £250 ph instead of walking - I'll tell you why: It didn't happen. This is obvious bullshit.

Plus it reads like it was written by a female

Offline doobes

Challenge is a legitate part of the review process, particularly as new members credentials are established. If you are too precious to undergo that process like everyone else, then maybe it's not for you...

+1

Always odd to me how a guy can walk into the unknown with a WG yet completely lose their bottle posting on an internet forum.
« Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 03:06:01 PM by doobes »

Online Fishface

This review does not carry the stamp of authenticity.

Or to put it another way the OP is a lying cunt.

Offline Longlife

+1

Always odd to me how a guy can walk into the unknown with a WG yet completely lose their bottle posting on an internet forum.
It not a matter of bottle. I don't see why I should bother spending tome writing a report when it is not going to be believed beacause I haven't been a memeber on here for years.

Online Happyjose

It not a matter of bottle. I don't see why I should bother spending tome writing a report when it is not going to be believed beacause I haven't been a memeber on here for years.

Bollocks. If your report seems genuine, it will be treated as such

You may get a few questions from other members, but as already said, that's part of the process on here - and it works
« Last Edit: August 26, 2015, 03:15:47 PM by Happyjose »

Offline iPad3

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

Thats a pity since you are gaining  from members who are prepared to share there experiences for the benefit of others.

FYI a quick review of your history tells me you are clearly a genuine punter with valid opinions and no axe to grind, I would therefore suggest any review you post will be well received, provided of course it's not horribly negative with no basis for the same.

Good luck with your punting and perhaps we'll see a review in the future.  :drinks:

Offline NIK

First post, not first punt

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=969003

I met "Elite Courtesan" at a dingy flat in Earls Court, her profile photos are good, if her attitude is a little up herself but I thought I'd try her out as she had on a decent offer

I arrived to a Bedsit near Earls Court Square, she looks AWFUL, there is no way she is 39, probably not even 49!!!!  she is skinny but has a REALLY saggy stomach and awful fake tits and a VERY wrinkly face complete with grey roots.

She smelt like she had been drinking and had white stuff all over her nose so it was clear she was on the Coke and not the fizzy kind, her service was crap, she wanted to talk alot, to avoid doing anything and to be honest I left early after blowing my load

This woman is Charging £250 an HOUR

there are much younger, prettier girls not even charging HALF this amount, she describes herself as a MODEL, my God, avoid, Id be interested to see if any one else has seen her? 

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=969003

This can't be true!
Everyone knows you can't have such a bad punt with a 'courtesan.'  :lol: :lol: :lol:


2 review(s) found for Sex on legs Annabell linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Strange also that someone who wanted to join UKP to be a member of the community would call themselves "Newbie" - which would look a bit stupid after a few months.

I noticed, he/she joined only a few minutes prior to writing the review.

 :bomb:

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.
Why not pass the validation test its not that bad.

Offline smiths

It not a matter of bottle. I don't see why I should bother spending tome writing a report when it is not going to be believed beacause I haven't been a memeber on here for years.

Your pre-judging what MIGHT happen but it actually might not, as long as a review is your true account of what happened reviews are always welcome by at least some of us. However, its been proved since UKP started that there are WGs, pimps and other assorted low lifes willing to pose as genuine punters to help sell their product, the WG, so vigilance is required.

By the way your nick is the same as a punter whose posts I have read over the years on another punting forum who liked sex parties, if you are the same punter then you have credibility in my eyes on here as I know your a genuine punter. :hi:

Problem with this is basically no sensible punter is going to part with £250 coin for something that is out of its tree and physically unappealing unless that is what they are after. More clarification on the actual punt required.

It not a matter of bottle. I don't see why I should bother spending tome writing a report when it is not going to be believed beacause I haven't been a memeber on here for years.

Grow some f*cking b*llocks and stop whinging.

I was treated like a c*nt when I first joined. Made a few mistakes. Had to run the gauntlet. It didn't ruin my life. It's part of the peer review process - which is necessary for the touts and tw*ts to be weeded out.


Online jackdaw

So you're expecting an upmarket good looking bird....I would be at 250 quid an hour...even in London.

And lo...a down market turkey greets you.

Yo'd have to be border-line insane, not to just turn round and walk out. Before blowing "load"...or the 250 quid.

Really walking is not all that difficult. All the great News of the World journalists did it week after week. "I made my excuses and left" was their time honoured phrase.


Offline Longlife

Your pre-judging what MIGHT happen but it actually might not, as long as a review is your true account of what happened reviews are always welcome by at least some of us. However, its been proved since UKP started that there are WGs, pimps and other assorted low lifes willing to pose as genuine punters to help sell their product, the WG, so vigilance is required.

By the way your nick is the same as a punter whose posts I have read over the years on another punting forum who liked sex parties, if you are the same punter then you have credibility in my eyes on here as I know your a genuine punter. :hi:
I am the same and still like parties.

Offline yorkshire123

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

It not a matter of bottle. I don't see why I should bother spending tome writing a report when it is not going to be believed beacause I haven't been a memeber on here for years.

Its the internet for fucks sake, so some knob (I include myself in that phrase) takes exception to a review you have written, so what!
What's the worse that happen?

As for the review, I would normally be very sceptical of a one post negative but looking at her other shite review there may just be an element of truth in it? However the review has been on here since April so why the fuck her didn't search before splashing the cash is beyond me.
There again he could have just stumbled across this site  :D
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline smiths

I am the same and still like parties.

Thanks for the confirmation, what that means to me is you ARE definitely a genuine punter so if you want to review you have nothing to worry about on here.

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.
Silly attitude, make a few sensible posts so people know you are genuine them review,it's really very simple

Offline superchamp

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

You only need to post one review and you instantly have more credibility than 999changehands

Online finn5555

You may be right but it is because of this attitude that I have not pposted any reviews and nor will I.

Don't then no one gives a fuck about you or your posts  :dash:




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