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Author Topic: Negatives that turned you on  (Read 3291 times)

Offline LL

A few years ago I was having a punt , when the lady in question told me she had a row with her BF the night before. During a really intense session of RO she gave him a call and told him what I was doing to her and how good it was. She then asked me to have a word with him to prove. Real turn on during and after she even gave me an extra half hour for being a sport.Wish she was still around
Oh dear. I hope nothing untoward happened to her when that boyfriend caught up with her! :D

Offline Roth

During a not very successful punt recently which was going no where, the doorbell rang. It was the postman with an order from Ebay consisting of lingerie for a photoshoot she had coming up. She then proceeded to try all this stuff on and looked very sexy, unfortunately my time was just about up. Gutted really, turned me on, then immediately turned me off. Hope that makes sense.

What a bitch.   :dash:  Should of asked for your money back and left a negative UKP review. :(

Offline johndids

[Oh dear. I hope nothing untoward happened to her when that boyfriend caught up with her!]

Don't think he would have bottle,

Offline johndids

[Oh dear. I hope nothing untoward happened to her when that boyfriend caught up with her!]

Dont think he had the nerve



I've used the phone call idea in a couple of fantasy scenarios, but I've never had a girl do it for real - I think that would be a turn-on. Recently, I was doing the business in missionary when the doorbell to the incall apartment rang. The girl jumped up and went to the door saying it was her WG flatmate. I lay on the bed while she let her flatmate in and I found it weirdly erotic. When my girl came back I dropped some pretty strong hints that it would be fun for her friend to pop her head round the door while we were getting back down to it, but she didn't take the hint...

Offline LL

I dropped some pretty strong hints that it would be fun for her friend to pop her head round the door while we were getting back down to it, but she didn't take the hint...
Most of them don't understand such subtle hints. Hand over some cold hard cash though and it would be a completely different story :D

Offline Ben4454


 This one girl covered my view from her hair and she 'pretended' to give me a blowjob. She was making fake sucking noises and using her hand to form a mouth so to say - the complete ballsyness of it had me turned on. Kind of wierd i know. Wish another working girl did that.. another working girl tried to get me to fuck her thighs same result.

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Offline LL

This one girl covered my view from her hair and she 'pretended' to give me a blowjob. She was making fake sucking noises and using her hand to form a mouth so to say - the complete ballsyness of it had me turned on. Kind of wierd i know. Wish another working girl did that.. another working girl tried to get me to fuck her thighs same result.
That's the most ridiculous thing ever. I hope you paid her in pretend money from your monopoly set :D

A particularly crowded afternoon party at Ambleside Avenue, Streatham where Cynthia Payne ran her events. The lady I chose grabbed a couple of large upholstery cushions and made for the bathroom as all the bedrooms were full. It was a curious problem, doing it in the bath and then the bathroom floor and so I was going at it towards the end of our time, I was going at her doggy when in comes another lady, we had not bolted the door properly. She grinned sheepishly and did her pee sitting on the bog and then joined in so we had a duo on the (carpeted) bathroom floor.

Then I was young and foolish (late 1970's I think), now I am old and foolish.

language barrier. This is something I encounter often. The negatives are obvious - not being able to have a conversation with the girl, her not understanding what you want from the punt (positions, and so on).  The turn-on is the sexy accent, so thick it almost sounds fake or over-the-top.

I love this too...I wish all girls would fuck me in their native tongue!

Offline itk

Many years ago, me & 2 mates picked up 2 WG's and took them to the nearby wooded car park. As I was driver I got pick which girl and went first, trouble was the other girl came and sat next to us both on her phone. After the call though, she joined in by rubbing my nuts while I was banging th other one. Ended up having four hands over my cock to make me cum.
Still makes me laugh as after I'd shot my load, mostly over my belly and chest she handed me my t-shirt to clean up the mess. Told her to piss off and used her knickers.  :D
Jade and Natasha were their names, saw them many times after that.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Reminded of a visit to Hot Ameera. She was attentively rimming me, when the doorbell rang rather urgently and I gestured that she probably better answer it.

She came back and said something like "my, that was fucking horny, having to speak with XXXXX knowing my tongue had just been up your arse"!

Like a good girl, she returned to the act even more enthusiastically. :)

Offline tazz

Banging away in mish when the door opens and her WG friend walks in, bollock naked, and picks up a phone from the bedside table. She stands there and checks the phone, then says something in Polish to the girl I'm banging, and then slaps me on the arse on her way out.

This sounds too good to be true. Having fucked about 50 polish girls, ive never know any to walk into another room whilst their friend is with a punter, especially without knocking or asking. Who was this girl?


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