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Author Topic: What's the weirdest thing that's happened during a punt?  (Read 7878 times)

Offline Bmc88

Ahh ok tbh I didn't know the score with this sort of thing at the time,I would have thought they would just put 2 and 2 together,thanks for clearing it up

Had the stepmother shouting through the letter box, had the son come home from school early, once he was in his room, she got back into bed and continued, both times the same sociopath. With another girl, she hopped off to collect a parcel from fedex.

The hoor's daughter called, (on her non-punting phone), and said she'd locked her self out of her hoose. 
She had a spare key and it was only 2 miles away, so she asked me if I'd gie her a lift round.  It was about half-way into a 2hr punt, and inbetween round 1 and 2, so I said OK. 
Drove her round to her daughters but parked round the corner, she let her in with a spare key, then it was back to the hoor's, ready for round 2 and a free extra half-hour for me troubles.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2015, 04:31:30 AM by ThrustMaster »

Offline sharklaser

Had a few bob burning my pocket and was choking for a punt, had nothing booked so was desoerately checking AW and phoning about. Went to a nice apartment in city centre and when I got to the door I could hear lots of laughing etc typical EE flat. Greeted by an absolute horror show and was about to leave expecting the worst. Never the less i went into the room and awaited my girl. Turned out the girl was a sexy as fuck blonde with a cracking body.

She offered me a 3some with her friend and I asked to see her. Her friend came in and they started getting off clearly loving it. I just went with the flow and they went to town on me and each other, left a very happy chap an hour later. Paid my extra for the other girl and that was that. Never had anything like that before or after though!

Offline Shuggy68

Ok so not during a punt but I had booked Bailey at LSS at 10:30 one morning, got there a bit early and the place wasn't open so parked up and walked along to the nearest shop, walked passed Bailey and another girl looking very pretty and summery in normal clothes, Bailey did smile at me and the thought went through my brain, in about 15 mins I am going to be fucking your brains out.

About 20 year ago when I was a mature student and separated from my Mrs as saying goes I was gagging for it and had just got my Grant (remember those?)  anyone walked into LSS and picked this very pretty young lady with glasses, who was reading.  Went downstairs with her and I asked her what she was reading, "A book for my Uni course".  I asked which Uni thinking Moray College or the Art college.  Naper, came back the answer, oh shit was my reaction, so I asked which Campus, "Craiglockhart", trying to regain some composure, I replied, "I may see you in the corridor or canteen."  "Oh you want recognise me".  Really, sweetheart, yeah you may look different fully dressed but since I spent about 15 mins, 3 - 6 inches from your face, I think I would recognise you.

Offline RandyF

The prossies all agreed I should stay.so for my discomfort and inconvenience.they offered me loads of fags and half bottle of vodka.myst have been there for bout 45 mins getting steamin in the kitchen with 6 Romanian prossies!

Great evening!

:lol:

Pity the stinky bastards aren't such good company, generous and amenable when there on the job though eh?  They must've some kind of gypo shock  :scare:

Think you were right to hide from the fuzz though - those bastards can do as they as they please with you, when they've got you red-handed in a pikey brothel.  Maybe they would let you be on your way.  Maybe no.
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Bmc88

Yeh mate.i knew instantly they wouldn't give a shit about me.i basically told them I'm not moving out of here until they leave and that's that.i don't know whether it was just instinct or an "in the moment" type thing,but by god I think I chose the right decision

Yeh mate.i knew instantly they wouldn't give a shit about me.i basically told them I'm not moving out of here until they leave and that's that.i don't know whether it was just instinct or an "in the moment" type thing,but by god I think I chose the right decision

Govanhill by any chance?


Offline Dpr180

I had a punt a few years ago that was really odd.

I got to the door and a girl in her late teens answered, she looked really good, even better than her pictures from what I remember but I don't think she had shown her face in her pictures. We get in the room and get the money out of the way then about ten minutes into it another girl walks into the room and starts going mental at her. The other girl was her older sister who was the WG and the younger sister had taken a booking of her phone without her knowing. They argued for about five minutes while she's on top with me still inside her then the older sister storms out and slams the door, she appologises and we keep at in with me so hard it hurts for about another five minutes then the older sister comes back in in only her knickers and starts shouting again but this time she's telling her she better do a good job then she starts shouting at me telling me to ride her harder, smack her ass, twist her nipples and things like that. I only lasted about another 10minutes and I was done then she sent the younger sister out the room and started kissing me. I managed a go with her too before I had to go about 1/2 hour over time .
I still have no idea if this was some kind of set up or wheather it was real and never saw either of them again.

Was this in stenhouse by chance?  A similar thing happened to me a few years ago,  I was working pretty late and had arranged to meet a girl I'd seen a couple of times before,  she wasn't fantastic but it was 2am so it was the best I could do,  anyway I was on my way there and I received a message from the girl saying hi this isn't Sophie it's her friend Rachel she isn't feeling well tonight, would you like to meet me instead? 
I wasn't sure what to do but thought at that time I wouldn't get anyone else so thought I'd go along and have a look,   so I turned up at the house and this girl was sitting on the kerb outside,  she was quite tall, slim and kinda pretty though no stunner, and not much in the way of tits,I'd say she was about 18 or 19?  she'd obviously just came back from up town as she was in a short dress and high heels and seemed a bit tipsy,
 I said hi that I was here for the booking, she was really friendly and talkative, we went inside and she said that she'd never done this before and asked how long I wanted,  I said 45 mins a D asked how much,  she just kinda thought about it for a bit and said she wasn't sure, would £40 be ok?  Thinking that this was a great deal I said yes,  the sex was good,  she did everything but anal and was totally up for it,  the only downside was that she text me a lot after that!  A couple of times when she was obviously drunk asking me to come round and that it would be free,  has been one of my more weirder ones!  A good weird though, 

Offline Glesgaboy

A couple of months back I booked to see a girl I visit regularly.
An hour before the time she called to postpone by an hour as she needed to organise child care.
Fair enough.
I then turned up and we got down to some hard fucking and while banging her silly I said "just as well she organised that as I really needed a fuck"....
She replied " yeh hubby got home and is keeping them quiet in the next room!"
Sure enough he was. I heard the kids as I left.


Weird ,but I have to confess fellow pervs- a real turn on!

And yes I've been back!
And repeated the same scenario! :hi:

Offline Ggowman

Was in seeing 1 of the Hungarian girls that were about late last year in Glasgow, Not Pennelope but the other 1 and the hotel fire alarm started to go off the second she had her lips round me knob. It stopped after a few seconds but I was fucking worried about it

I was leaving a Chinese whore house and exited onto the street when my phone goes off. I get a number but no name flashes up. I answer and then an African female voice says "why don't you come and fuck me instead of fucking those whores?". I was like, "who is this?!", and then she puts the phone down. I rang the number back a couple of times but she didn't pick up. That was a mystery!!

Offline Redboy

This was a few years ago now, I was visiting a well known flat in Aberdeen (later found out that a blog was written about it and featured in a national newspaper). Anyway was having an hours fun with Dina, an older WG in the flat when I hear a noise in the next room. "Don't worry, that's Michelle (name changed) she's here to keep me company, she's a WG as well but she's hurt her back". No problem, carried on. Took a toilet break and Michelle comes through to see if we want anything. "Nice looking girl" I thought. Dina notices the look I give Michelle and when we got back down to business Dina asks me while I'm pumping away if I would be interested in Michelle as she was looking for a nice boyfriend. I said I would said I would think about it, dumped my load, got dressed, said my goodbyes (as I was getting dressed Dina, still naked, shouted Michelle through "Good sized cock on this one must be the fresh air up here"). Anyway, months later was back at the flat, met another WG who informed me that Dina and Michelle were mother and daughter!

Not so much the weirdest but certainly the worst by some distance.  I picked up a Glasgow WG around 15 years ago (the Glasgow street scene was vibrant then).  We went to an area of wasteland behind the car park in High Street, near where Aldi now sits.  Seemed safe and we're in the midst of oral when 4 youngish guys rush out from the trees towards the car hurtling missiles.  I was struck on the top of the head by a metal object smashed through the side window of my car.  My windscreen was also damaged by a bottle.  After returning home bloodied, I required 4 staples at A&E.  Naturally I had to lie my ass off about what happened.  However I'm pretty sure the WG wasn't in on it, she was visibly upset at the time and I had a punt a couple of years later with her which somehow felt like a hollow victory.  It could have been much worse though, I managed to drive out of there as these thugs were approaching the car.   

« Last Edit: December 28, 2015, 10:44:01 PM by glasalx75 »

I had a punt a few years ago that was really odd.

I got to the door and a girl in her late teens answered, she looked really good, even better than her pictures from what I remember but I don't think she had shown her face in her pictures. We get in the room and get the money out of the way then about ten minutes into it another girl walks into the room and starts going mental at her. The other girl was her older sister who was the WG and the younger sister had taken a booking of her phone without her knowing. They argued for about five minutes while she's on top with me still inside her then the older sister storms out and slams the door, she appologises and we keep at in with me so hard it hurts for about another five minutes then the older sister comes back in in only her knickers and starts shouting again but this time she's telling her she better do a good job then she starts shouting at me telling me to ride her harder, smack her ass, twist her nipples and things like that. I only lasted about another 10minutes and I was done then she sent the younger sister out the room and started kissing me. I managed a go with her too before I had to go about 1/2 hour over time .
I still have no idea if this was some kind of set up or wheather it was real and never saw either of them again.


All i can say is i wish that it was me!! Lucky man! !

A couple of months back I booked to see a girl I visit regularly.
An hour before the time she called to postpone by an hour as she needed to organise child care.
Fair enough.
I then turned up and we got down to some hard fucking and while banging her silly I said "just as well she organised that as I really needed a fuck"....
She replied " yeh hubby got home and is keeping them quiet in the next room!"
Sure enough he was. I heard the kids as I left.


Weird ,but I have to confess fellow pervs- a real turn on!

And yes I've been back!
And repeated the same scenario! :hi:

 :yahoo: :wackogirl: haha no way!! Who is it Glesgaboy?  :thumbsup:

When i has relatively new to punting i had a couple of tries at 3somes that didn't work out too well - Both EE so i've learnt my lesson

First was a pair when the much better looking of them couldn't take a dick, got about 3 strokes and she had to leave the room, she kept doing that every time i tried again. So i had to settle for concentrating on the other WG. But she started asking me when i was going to finish.

Second was another pair who seemed alright but one was certainly the boss, told me to shoot my load with half the appt left. Then they both rolled over and ordered me to give them both massages  :thumbsdown:
As if that wasn't demanding enough, a laptop was then produced and i was told to do my feedback there and then. TF AW doesn't let you do that till after the appt is finished cos the last thing i was going to do was give them a decent review...

Never tried to get a 3some since, will have to try the geordies to banish my bad experiences.

Offline mavgoose

Years and years ago , a girl I'd seen a few times ( not on AW ) and now "retired".

Invited me to a house she owned / rented out. I knew the area well so all good.
We do the deed and she bursts out crying , saying she just needed physical closeness as her partner had tragically died in an accident. Would I see her again etc. ?? Indications that it may be off the clock - so to speak.

No thanks luv. That would only ever end one way. Badly for me. And my marriage.

Pity , as she had the best breasts I think I've ever seen.

Offline Glesgaboy

Privatejm- she retired just last month I'm afraid  :unknown:  :hi:

I first met this escort in oasis sauna Glasgow, cant remember, which was her real name, and what name she used in the sauna

So Michelle or Margaret, depending where she was working, from the sauna or from her home; I always found her very wild and horny, and when it came to sexual positions, she decided what she liked, and one position which she liked in particular was........reverse cowboy

We always started with us 69 each other, and at some point she would move down, slip on the condom, and reverse cowboy, for me it was such a delight just to admire her ass

Now here the weird part, one day during my punt, she gave me here phone no, and also gave her number to other guys, so the owner of the sauna wasn't happy, as we were going to her place to punt

So I went to her place in Govan, not to far away from the southern general, spent awhile talking in the front room, things became more passionate, involving dfk; she decided lets head to the bed room, and I was told, get my self ready, and she join me soon ????

At this point I had no idea, what was going on, but she soon joined me in the bed room; and it was like she was in heat, it was probably the best sex I have had, a few more visits over coming months, and then one day I found out why she  was like this

She was basically  inhaling heroine, and she didn't hide it from my self, and at this point I decided, it no longer safe to see her; think I had a lucky escape, as some other punter who was seeing her, she cleaned out his bank account around £1000


Offline JazzMan

Missing condom afterwards.
Searched under the bed still couldn't find it.
She eventually found it inside her pussy.
 :lol:
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Offline Darkhorse

In the middle of punt, lost erection, wg tried hard to raise it up, hard wank followed by bj, nothing felt working. Out of nowhere, weird noises of another wg start coming out from other room, actually she was faking orgasm with other client. Sound was real turn on, my cock raise to the sound bites, then it was nonstop pumping in various position till i emptied my balls deep inside wg pussy.

Out of nowhere, weird noises of another wg start coming out from other room,

Sounds very like the highborough sauna, Glasgow

[cabin 1 *][* cabin 2] * location of bed, and paper thin walls, to point out how bad it was, consider this, most times you could hear the other group talking, so when it came to sex, at times it became comical, and as you said it became erotic



Was having a punt in a Soho walkup with a Thai girl called Millie a couple of years back and she was riding on top of me and there was a knock at the door. "Come in" said Millie. "what the fuck!" was my reply. In comes the maid and sits on the chair (on top of my clothes!) and starts to finger herself.  Would have been such a turn on had the maid not been such a moose.

In the walkup next door some months later I met a Brazilian girl who gave me OWO on the condition that I used my big toe to "finger" her pussy.




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