What's the weirdest thing that's happened during a punt?

[Foxx09]

We've all had one or two dodgy punts , so what's happened during yours lads ?

[Eastbloke]

The girl stopping riding me, getting off and going to the window to shout at people down in the backyard to shut up.  She then closed the window, came back over and mounted me again as though nothing had happened.

[Problem Child]

Probably not exactly what you mean but, on one of my visits to see Geri a few years ago, someone else (perfect princess I think) was using the room and were overrunning. So for about 15 mins I sat down in the kitchen with geri, her hubbie and had a cuppa while chatting about their huskie dug. Awkward!! For me anyway , neither of them seemed to give a shit.

[solway]

Getting a blowjob on the green at a golf course when all these kids appeared over the horizon 

[tazman1002001]

One of my early punts at in ParkGrove....... Was getting a tremendous tit wank from this small big busted lass (Scottish girl who stayed just off Byres Rd can't remember her name) and she used to wear a heavy gold chain ....I have lightly rapped it around my cock and she wasn't paying attention and nearly yanked my cock off  ......left a nasty graze .....she did offer me some free extras next time  .....it took a couple of weeks for me to fully heal ....

[solway]

Ouch !
No like "I can't do owo because I've just had ma tongue pierced" excuses from some o the girls

[bawbag]

Payment done clothes off. Cock sucked. Drawer open. "Babe im out of condoms just going to nip to the shops be back in ten" throws on some clothes take a twenty and walks out. Leaving me bollock naked in the flat on my own with my fee minus 20. Me thinking do i stay do i leave. Just snooped around until she came back

[Foxx09]

Some good ones lads  weirdest one I've had was with this Scottish girl near the McDonald's next to secc , don't think she's around anymore , anyway I'm in she's like oh sorry for the wait we've only got one bed , as the other punter who was with her mate walks right by me , so I get in the room start getting my cock sucked and she stops out of no where starts talking about her brother getting his teeth out 

[password02]

Was having a 3some with 2 popular AW girls and the fire alarm went off mid punt - All the people had to evacuate the hotel very quickly. The girls put on their casual clothes and went downstairs with another 100-150 people - we looked so out of place as both girls were so made up that it was a little obvious that they were working girls

[bawbag]

Been trying to forget but once had a 3sum with devon breeze and karen love or nicole or paul gascoigne or whatever she calls herself now. Definately weirdest punt i have ever had. To fully explain ot would take up a page

[bensonhedges20]

Been trying to forget but once had a 3sum with devon breeze and karen love or nicole or paul gascoigne or whatever she calls herself now. Definately weirdest punt i have ever had. To fully explain ot would take up a page

Were all ears

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Good thread and some cracking stories. Sadly (or thankfully) I don't have one to add. But please do keep them coming! 

[bawbag]

Ok will try for a short version, as it wasnt just one incendent it was practically the entire meeting. So walked in greeted by devon and chloe/karen/nicole (it was chloe at the time so will use that). Firstly noticed that chloe is in my opinion hideous looking. So devon leads me to the bed undresses me ect whilst chloe stands towards the door with swiging a bottle of lucozade. Then when devon begins to suck my cock chloe starts to ask several questions. Name despite how i already gave it. Where im from. Age. Job. If we had met before (if we had i would have known not to meet again). And kept continuing what felt like an interrogation all while devon is between my legs. She then feels the need to declare there is a bodyguard down stair and building secuirity and if she presses this button an alarm will ring and police will be called. The button was the tv remote. She seemed absolutely paranoid. And i can say i am far from a threatening person chloe could easily beat the shit out of me. Meanwhile devin decides to interject asking chloe to join in. To which she moves around the other side of the bed and sits her fat ass on the dresser. I would point out devon did try to keep things going i didnt really have  a fault with her and she did offer a discount through aw email the next day but i declined. So on with the condom. When chloe decides i must be thirsty and insists i take a drink of her lucozade go which i decline in a polite manner. For several reasons. Mostly by her manner i would bet there was alcohol in it and i was driving. After the refusal chloe appeared very annoyed pacing about the room and muttering. To which devon said its fine chloe theres no problem just come sit down. I had no idea the problem she was inferring to. I couldnt see for the life of me what i had done. As a result of all this going on and condom being a bit tight i lost my erection to which chloe got even more defensive about asking are we not attractive enough ect. Which in no way was helping speed up the recovery. Devon tried hard to manage the situation. Telling chloe to take her clothes off. Which eventually she did for about 5 minutes. Devon decided she wanted to sit on my face which she did whilst turning around wanking me cock. Which did get it going again until chloe decides to take a shot. A soon as she grabbed it made me nervous. But felt ok she started to suck it and stroke it for a few minutes which was fine. Until she started what i assume was her dirty talking about eating my balls and fisting my ass which made me uncomfortable. She then unannounced rams a finger in my as. Yet again the shock makes me lose my erection. To which her reply is ironic im not sure what are you gay. Then she just lies on the best and devon takes over gets me back going again wanking and sucking me at this point time had elapsed so it was now or never. Chloe spent it sitting at edge of the bed uniterested. Then i reached the point of climax said i was about to come. Devon told me to shoot it in her face. When from no where chloe leaps up like a tiger slaps devons hand out the way and takes my load in her mouth almost like she was diving on a grenade. Even devons facial expression read what the fuck was that. She the bobs her head frantically and stands up swallows wipes her chin and said time you got dressed. Never dressed quicker

[Dime]

I was at uni in Stirling and didn't have another lecture for about 3 hours, so decided to use the time well by booking an Indian  WG called Aisha from Escort Scotland, who was in a flat in Stirling centre. I was fucking away at her in missionary, then her phone rang. She answered it with my cock still inside her pussy, and whispered to me" shhh its my daughter/doctor"! I didn't pick up exactly which one she said as her accent was quite strong,but thought considering she was about 21/22 it was strange for her to have a daughter who would be old enough to phone her and have a conversation at length in Urdu. 

[FrankieOh]

The punt I had last year wasn't exactly weird, but the venue was. The girl was using her grandads sheltered housing flat whilst he was away on holiday.

[Dime]

The punt I had last year wasn't exactly weird, but the venue was. The girl was using her grandads sheltered housing flat whilst he was away on holiday.

Do most sheltered housing complexes not have porters (as the residents are old and could possibly fall etc) who would see the punters coming in and out? Or even have to let them in if they were without a key?  IMO, she would almost certainly have been caught.

[auldie63]

Not all are rigidly monitored, some I know the warden can't see who comes and goes and the flats all have their individual entrances.

[Cb76]

Going back 18 years or so, pick up girl in Anderston, drive off to some industrial estate on road to shawlands, she is sucking me off, van pulls up and load of guys jump out, start breaking into a unit through shutter with crowbars...guy comes up knocks window and says alright mate, having fun? You didn't see anything did you...that was queue for us to depart!

[buttlover3]

Wow!! I've not had any weird punts as yet! I seem to find all the polite, submissive girls!! ^_^

[nike]

Not exactly a punt but Several years ago, arranged to meet a lady for no strings fun. She says she cannot accommodate because she has small children.  Arranged for a car meet. She turns up at rendezvous point in car driven by her hubby.  Gets out of his car, into mine,  we drove away and about an hour and half later, I dropped her back to her hubbies car.
 

[alibaba1234]

One time.many years ago at the old oasis a guy kept trying to come into the room, both times he opened the door the girl was on the table giving me oral she eventually locked the room! I also used to get asked by a girl at the Carlton for a lift to be dunfermline about the same no of years ago (21 ish) if I was the last one in,she was mixed race had that swept back hair, slightly heavy but nice breast and nipples..I saw her years later about 12 years ago with who looked like the young receptionis from club royale always had a nasty face on, on woodlands road but I wasn't punting then. When the nasty one went to the toilet and made a wee joke of looking as though she was coming over, as I was with my wife I a. nearly crapped myself and b. Nearly caused a scene

[1more1]

I had a punt a few years ago that was really odd.

I got to the door and a girl in her late teens answered, she looked really good, even better than her pictures from what I remember but I don't think she had shown her face in her pictures. We get in the room and get the money out of the way then about ten minutes into it another girl walks into the room and starts going mental at her. The other girl was her older sister who was the WG and the younger sister had taken a booking of her phone without her knowing. They argued for about five minutes while she's on top with me still inside her then the older sister storms out and slams the door, she appologises and we keep at in with me so hard it hurts for about another five minutes then the older sister comes back in in only her knickers and starts shouting again but this time she's telling her she better do a good job then she starts shouting at me telling me to ride her harder, smack her ass, twist her nipples and things like that. I only lasted about another 10minutes and I was done then she sent the younger sister out the room and started kissing me. I managed a go with her too before I had to go about 1/2 hour over time .
I still have no idea if this was some kind of set up or wheather it was real and never saw either of them again.

[1more1]

I also got caught by a dog walker about a year ago having some alfresco fun with a WG. I only had my jeans down about my knees but the WG was naked, I'm banging away at her bent over when this old woman walks past with her dog. It was an open space and she could have walked anywhere but she passed about two feet away from us and never said a word.

Before anyone sais it, it wasn't a guide dog.

[Bmc88]

Bout 6 months ago the most scariest/funniest event happened to me when I naively visited a Romanian for a cheap punt.

As for the punt itself it was just shite,this was was when I just got into punting.

Anyway,i finished my punt ready to go out the door when another prossie came charging in the door yelling "politia,politia"I'm not the best at Romanian but I worked out it was the rozzers.absolutely shat myself naturally,heart racing etc.

I was at the top of the stairs and out came another 5 or 6 prossies in their pjs all frightened speaking Romanian.

By this time I was starting to get worried a lot,thinking if I get caught in here I'm fucked.

Could overhear the rozzers asking loads of questions and asking where a particular person is.i waited for several minutes hoping to God they'd leave,but they didn't.i thought fuck this I'm hiding under the bed to which 3 other prossies followed

Thankfully they left and so did I
Upon getting to the front tenement to realise they were still lingering about.there was no way I was getting caught red handed so decided to go back to the flat and wait until they were definitely gone.

The prossies all agreed I should stay.so for my discomfort and inconvenience.they offered me loads of fags and half bottle of vodka.myst have been there for bout 45 mins getting steamin in the kitchen with 6 Romanian prossies!

Great evening!

[PatrickCarnes]

Bout 6 months ago the most scariest/funniest event happened to me when I naively visited a Romanian for a cheap punt.

As for the punt itself it was just shite,this was was when I just got into punting.

Anyway,i finished my punt ready to go out the door when another prossie came charging in the door yelling "politia,politia"I'm not the best at Romanian but I worked out it was the rozzers.absolutely shat myself naturally,heart racing etc.

I was at the top of the stairs and out came another 5 or 6 prossies in their pjs all frightened speaking Romanian.

By this time I was starting to get worried a lot,thinking if I get caught in here I'm fucked.

Could overhear the rozzers asking loads of questions and asking where a particular person is.i waited for several minutes hoping to God they'd leave,but they didn't.i thought fuck this I'm hiding under the bed to which 3 other prossies followed

Thankfully they left and so did I
Upon getting to the front tenement to realise they were still lingering about.there was no way I was getting caught red handed so decided to go back to the flat and wait until they were definitely gone.

The prossies all agreed I should stay.so for my discomfort and inconvenience.they offered me loads of fags and half bottle of vodka.myst have been there for bout 45 mins getting steamin in the kitchen with 6 Romanian prossies!

Great evening!

The police wouldn't have done anything, they would have just told you to leave.

[Bmc88]

Ahh ok tbh I didn't know the score with this sort of thing at the time,I would have thought they would just put 2 and 2 together,thanks for clearing it up

[willie loman]

Had the stepmother shouting through the letter box, had the son come home from school early, once he was in his room, she got back into bed and continued, both times the same sociopath. With another girl, she hopped off to collect a parcel from fedex.

[ThrustMaster]

The hoor's daughter called, (on her non-punting phone), and said she'd locked her self out of her hoose. 
She had a spare key and it was only 2 miles away, so she asked me if I'd gie her a lift round.  It was about half-way into a 2hr punt, and inbetween round 1 and 2, so I said OK. 
Drove her round to her daughters but parked round the corner, she let her in with a spare key, then it was back to the hoor's, ready for round 2 and a free extra half-hour for me troubles.

[sharklaser]

Had a few bob burning my pocket and was choking for a punt, had nothing booked so was desoerately checking AW and phoning about. Went to a nice apartment in city centre and when I got to the door I could hear lots of laughing etc typical EE flat. Greeted by an absolute horror show and was about to leave expecting the worst. Never the less i went into the room and awaited my girl. Turned out the girl was a sexy as fuck blonde with a cracking body.

She offered me a 3some with her friend and I asked to see her. Her friend came in and they started getting off clearly loving it. I just went with the flow and they went to town on me and each other, left a very happy chap an hour later. Paid my extra for the other girl and that was that. Never had anything like that before or after though!

[Shuggy68]

Ok so not during a punt but I had booked Bailey at LSS at 10:30 one morning, got there a bit early and the place wasn't open so parked up and walked along to the nearest shop, walked passed Bailey and another girl looking very pretty and summery in normal clothes, Bailey did smile at me and the thought went through my brain, in about 15 mins I am going to be fucking your brains out.

About 20 year ago when I was a mature student and separated from my Mrs as saying goes I was gagging for it and had just got my Grant (remember those?)  anyone walked into LSS and picked this very pretty young lady with glasses, who was reading.  Went downstairs with her and I asked her what she was reading, "A book for my Uni course".  I asked which Uni thinking Moray College or the Art college.  Naper, came back the answer, oh shit was my reaction, so I asked which Campus, "Craiglockhart", trying to regain some composure, I replied, "I may see you in the corridor or canteen."  "Oh you want recognise me".  Really, sweetheart, yeah you may look different fully dressed but since I spent about 15 mins, 3 - 6 inches from your face, I think I would recognise you.

[RandyF]

The prossies all agreed I should stay.so for my discomfort and inconvenience.they offered me loads of fags and half bottle of vodka.myst have been there for bout 45 mins getting steamin in the kitchen with 6 Romanian prossies!

Great evening!

Pity the stinky bastards aren't such good company, generous and amenable when there on the job though eh?  They must've some kind of gypo shock 

Think you were right to hide from the fuzz though - those bastards can do as they as they please with you, when they've got you red-handed in a pikey brothel.  Maybe they would let you be on your way.  Maybe no.

[Bmc88]

Yeh mate.i knew instantly they wouldn't give a shit about me.i basically told them I'm not moving out of here until they leave and that's that.i don't know whether it was just instinct or an "in the moment" type thing,but by god I think I chose the right decision

[whoreasarous]

Yeh mate.i knew instantly they wouldn't give a shit about me.i basically told them I'm not moving out of here until they leave and that's that.i don't know whether it was just instinct or an "in the moment" type thing,but by god I think I chose the right decision

Govanhill by any chance?

[Bmc88]

No.dundee

[Dpr180]

I had a punt a few years ago that was really odd.

I got to the door and a girl in her late teens answered, she looked really good, even better than her pictures from what I remember but I don't think she had shown her face in her pictures. We get in the room and get the money out of the way then about ten minutes into it another girl walks into the room and starts going mental at her. The other girl was her older sister who was the WG and the younger sister had taken a booking of her phone without her knowing. They argued for about five minutes while she's on top with me still inside her then the older sister storms out and slams the door, she appologises and we keep at in with me so hard it hurts for about another five minutes then the older sister comes back in in only her knickers and starts shouting again but this time she's telling her she better do a good job then she starts shouting at me telling me to ride her harder, smack her ass, twist her nipples and things like that. I only lasted about another 10minutes and I was done then she sent the younger sister out the room and started kissing me. I managed a go with her too before I had to go about 1/2 hour over time .
I still have no idea if this was some kind of set up or wheather it was real and never saw either of them again.

Was this in stenhouse by chance?  A similar thing happened to me a few years ago,  I was working pretty late and had arranged to meet a girl I'd seen a couple of times before,  she wasn't fantastic but it was 2am so it was the best I could do,  anyway I was on my way there and I received a message from the girl saying hi this isn't Sophie it's her friend Rachel she isn't feeling well tonight, would you like to meet me instead? 
I wasn't sure what to do but thought at that time I wouldn't get anyone else so thought I'd go along and have a look,   so I turned up at the house and this girl was sitting on the kerb outside,  she was quite tall, slim and kinda pretty though no stunner, and not much in the way of tits,I'd say she was about 18 or 19?  she'd obviously just came back from up town as she was in a short dress and high heels and seemed a bit tipsy,
 I said hi that I was here for the booking, she was really friendly and talkative, we went inside and she said that she'd never done this before and asked how long I wanted,  I said 45 mins a D asked how much,  she just kinda thought about it for a bit and said she wasn't sure, would £40 be ok?  Thinking that this was a great deal I said yes,  the sex was good,  she did everything but anal and was totally up for it,  the only downside was that she text me a lot after that!  A couple of times when she was obviously drunk asking me to come round and that it would be free,  has been one of my more weirder ones!  A good weird though, 

[Glesgaboy]

A couple of months back I booked to see a girl I visit regularly.
An hour before the time she called to postpone by an hour as she needed to organise child care.
Fair enough.
I then turned up and we got down to some hard fucking and while banging her silly I said "just as well she organised that as I really needed a fuck"....
She replied " yeh hubby got home and is keeping them quiet in the next room!"
Sure enough he was. I heard the kids as I left.


Weird ,but I have to confess fellow pervs- a real turn on!

And yes I've been back!
And repeated the same scenario!

[Ggowman]

Was in seeing 1 of the Hungarian girls that were about late last year in Glasgow, Not Pennelope but the other 1 and the hotel fire alarm started to go off the second she had her lips round me knob. It stopped after a few seconds but I was fucking worried about it

[PatrickCarnes]

I was leaving a Chinese whore house and exited onto the street when my phone goes off. I get a number but no name flashes up. I answer and then an African female voice says "why don't you come and fuck me instead of fucking those whores?". I was like, "who is this?!", and then she puts the phone down. I rang the number back a couple of times but she didn't pick up. That was a mystery!!

[Redboy]

This was a few years ago now, I was visiting a well known flat in Aberdeen (later found out that a blog was written about it and featured in a national newspaper). Anyway was having an hours fun with Dina, an older WG in the flat when I hear a noise in the next room. "Don't worry, that's Michelle (name changed) she's here to keep me company, she's a WG as well but she's hurt her back". No problem, carried on. Took a toilet break and Michelle comes through to see if we want anything. "Nice looking girl" I thought. Dina notices the look I give Michelle and when we got back down to business Dina asks me while I'm pumping away if I would be interested in Michelle as she was looking for a nice boyfriend. I said I would said I would think about it, dumped my load, got dressed, said my goodbyes (as I was getting dressed Dina, still naked, shouted Michelle through "Good sized cock on this one must be the fresh air up here"). Anyway, months later was back at the flat, met another WG who informed me that Dina and Michelle were mother and daughter!

[glasalx75]

Not so much the weirdest but certainly the worst by some distance.  I picked up a Glasgow WG around 15 years ago (the Glasgow street scene was vibrant then).  We went to an area of wasteland behind the car park in High Street, near where Aldi now sits.  Seemed safe and we're in the midst of oral when 4 youngish guys rush out from the trees towards the car hurtling missiles.  I was struck on the top of the head by a metal object smashed through the side window of my car.  My windscreen was also damaged by a bottle.  After returning home bloodied, I required 4 staples at A&E.  Naturally I had to lie my ass off about what happened.  However I'm pretty sure the WG wasn't in on it, she was visibly upset at the time and I had a punt a couple of years later with her which somehow felt like a hollow victory.  It could have been much worse though, I managed to drive out of there as these thugs were approaching the car.   

[privatejm12]

I had a punt a few years ago that was really odd.

I got to the door and a girl in her late teens answered, she looked really good, even better than her pictures from what I remember but I don't think she had shown her face in her pictures. We get in the room and get the money out of the way then about ten minutes into it another girl walks into the room and starts going mental at her. The other girl was her older sister who was the WG and the younger sister had taken a booking of her phone without her knowing. They argued for about five minutes while she's on top with me still inside her then the older sister storms out and slams the door, she appologises and we keep at in with me so hard it hurts for about another five minutes then the older sister comes back in in only her knickers and starts shouting again but this time she's telling her she better do a good job then she starts shouting at me telling me to ride her harder, smack her ass, twist her nipples and things like that. I only lasted about another 10minutes and I was done then she sent the younger sister out the room and started kissing me. I managed a go with her too before I had to go about 1/2 hour over time .
I still have no idea if this was some kind of set up or wheather it was real and never saw either of them again.

All i can say is i wish that it was me!! Lucky man! !

[privatejm12]

A couple of months back I booked to see a girl I visit regularly.
An hour before the time she called to postpone by an hour as she needed to organise child care.
Fair enough.
I then turned up and we got down to some hard fucking and while banging her silly I said "just as well she organised that as I really needed a fuck"....
She replied " yeh hubby got home and is keeping them quiet in the next room!"
Sure enough he was. I heard the kids as I left.


Weird ,but I have to confess fellow pervs- a real turn on!

And yes I've been back!
And repeated the same scenario!

  haha no way!! Who is it Glesgaboy? 

[InvisbleWar]

When i has relatively new to punting i had a couple of tries at 3somes that didn't work out too well - Both EE so i've learnt my lesson

First was a pair when the much better looking of them couldn't take a dick, got about 3 strokes and she had to leave the room, she kept doing that every time i tried again. So i had to settle for concentrating on the other WG. But she started asking me when i was going to finish.

Second was another pair who seemed alright but one was certainly the boss, told me to shoot my load with half the appt left. Then they both rolled over and ordered me to give them both massages 
As if that wasn't demanding enough, a laptop was then produced and i was told to do my feedback there and then. TF AW doesn't let you do that till after the appt is finished cos the last thing i was going to do was give them a decent review...

Never tried to get a 3some since, will have to try the geordies to banish my bad experiences.

[mavgoose]

Years and years ago , a girl I'd seen a few times ( not on AW ) and now "retired".

Invited me to a house she owned / rented out. I knew the area well so all good.
We do the deed and she bursts out crying , saying she just needed physical closeness as her partner had tragically died in an accident. Would I see her again etc. ?? Indications that it may be off the clock - so to speak.

No thanks luv. That would only ever end one way. Badly for me. And my marriage.

Pity , as she had the best breasts I think I've ever seen.

[Glesgaboy]

Privatejm- she retired just last month I'm afraid   

[myothernameis]

I first met this escort in oasis sauna Glasgow, cant remember, which was her real name, and what name she used in the sauna

So Michelle or Margaret, depending where she was working, from the sauna or from her home; I always found her very wild and horny, and when it came to sexual positions, she decided what she liked, and one position which she liked in particular was........reverse cowboy

We always started with us 69 each other, and at some point she would move down, slip on the condom, and reverse cowboy, for me it was such a delight just to admire her ass

Now here the weird part, one day during my punt, she gave me here phone no, and also gave her number to other guys, so the owner of the sauna wasn't happy, as we were going to her place to punt

So I went to her place in Govan, not to far away from the southern general, spent awhile talking in the front room, things became more passionate, involving dfk; she decided lets head to the bed room, and I was told, get my self ready, and she join me soon ????

At this point I had no idea, what was going on, but she soon joined me in the bed room; and it was like she was in heat, it was probably the best sex I have had, a few more visits over coming months, and then one day I found out why she  was like this

She was basically  inhaling heroine, and she didn't hide it from my self, and at this point I decided, it no longer safe to see her; think I had a lucky escape, as some other punter who was seeing her, she cleaned out his bank account around £1000

[JazzMan]

Missing condom afterwards.
Searched under the bed still couldn't find it.
She eventually found it inside her pussy.
 

[Darkhorse]

In the middle of punt, lost erection, wg tried hard to raise it up, hard wank followed by bj, nothing felt working. Out of nowhere, weird noises of another wg start coming out from other room, actually she was faking orgasm with other client. Sound was real turn on, my cock raise to the sound bites, then it was nonstop pumping in various position till i emptied my balls deep inside wg pussy.

[myothernameis]

Out of nowhere, weird noises of another wg start coming out from other room,

Sounds very like the highborough sauna, Glasgow

[cabin 1 *][* cabin 2] * location of bed, and paper thin walls, to point out how bad it was, consider this, most times you could hear the other group talking, so when it came to sex, at times it became comical, and as you said it became erotic

[Liverpool]

Was having a punt in a Soho walkup with a Thai girl called Millie a couple of years back and she was riding on top of me and there was a knock at the door. "Come in" said Millie. "what the fuck!" was my reply. In comes the maid and sits on the chair (on top of my clothes!) and starts to finger herself.  Would have been such a turn on had the maid not been such a moose.

In the walkup next door some months later I met a Brazilian girl who gave me OWO on the condition that I used my big toe to "finger" her pussy.