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Author Topic: Have you ever been caught by any neighbours/passers by at an incall punt?  (Read 5787 times)

My first ever punt was in Kingsbury and the entrance was round the back behind some shops and I had to walk passed some sort of tyre place or car wash. All the blokes stopped what they were doing and I could feel a dozen eyes watching me as I climbed the outside stairs and waited for the prossie to open the door.  :blush:


Had a similar experience opposite a mechanics garage, super awkward location.

Many years ago went for a punt locally to where I grew up, same old story WG has me waiting outside for 5 minutes
it's 1 or so in the afternoon on a summers day so I was relaxed sat on the wall hands in pockets looking chilled. When
I see a friend of a very good friend walk past, we don't know each other personally but always bump into him with my mate
say hello small chit chat and so on. He spots me comes up say hello small chit chat, I just told him day off meeting a friend for a coffee, cool he walks off.

Easily could have been family or closer friend, WG finally opens the door was a great punt.

Hotel punts -

Went to see wg at hotel that needed a key card to enter hallway of hotel rooms(not lifts) she insists on meeting me downstairs by the lift,
keep asking her for the floor she's on as I can make my way up. She comes down in the lift dressed like a obvious hooker  :rolleyes: skimpy dress
and white hooker shoes. So I rush her into the lift not looking impressed having to go up to the 3rd floor lift stops at 1 doors open to mum, dad and
the kids. We played the 'we don't know each other card' me on the phone while mum and dad probably knows what's going on, 3rd floor get out of lift
and to the room. Easily could have met her via the stairs or lift foyer for her to open the door.

Non discreet manners 2, many years ago

Hotel again no key cards needed however WG insists to come down and meet me, commercial hotel busy foyer/reception full of people/families.
I'm a young guy babyface too, WG I was going to see older milf just felt this will look awkward especially if she's hookered up.
So I hide put the phone on silent WG comes down civvied up ok good but also looked like I was her first punter she'd seen in a long time and could not be bothered
to look decent, no make up, hair scraggy and all. Just did not do it for me shame as in her photos she looked great, so I just walked without her noticing texted her
not so long after made my apologies. Most likely if I had gone straight to her room would have gone through with the punt as this was before 'my too scared to
walk days.'

Punted on a main road once bus stop and all, got lost to where I was going on the phone with WG to where they are was down the wrong end of the road,
made my way down a different WG outside open door waving at me from down the street. She was young and pretty dressed down so wasn't too bad going in.

I value discretion.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

I had an awkward moment leaving Xena's in Harrow once.

Xena is very careful when letting you out the door, ensuring no one is around. Even with the best laid plans, shit happens though. On this occasion a fellow flat block resident came out from a floor below. I held back for a good while before leaving. He was still lurking around his car for what seemed no other reason other than to gander at me though when I did finally emerge! 

Offline johnnyboy61

I had an awkward moment leaving Xena's in Harrow once.

Xena is very careful when letting you out the door, ensuring no one is around. Even with the best laid plans, shit happens though. On this occasion a fellow flat block resident came out from a floor below. I held back for a good while before leaving. He was still lurking around his car for what seemed no other reason other than to gander at me though when I did finally emerge!
Yes, I've had a similar scenario when entering Xena's block. Delayed entering and walked past because there was a chap from the ground floor flat pratting about with the rubbish. Thought the way was clear and he suddenly appears again. Xena asked me about him when I got upstairs.
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I've been let in to blocks of flats by people before and always wondered if they knew what I was there for, but the fact is they probably had no idea as there were many flats in the building and I could just as easily been there to visit a friend or something.

I always go for a walk round the block or wait somewhere hidden if there's a delay (or stand at a bus stop so it looks like I'm waiting for a bus).

The closest thing was visiting Shy Tiffany (the first one, but works out of the same flat as the current one I think).  I went to the block of flats next door instead of the one she's actually in.  I pressed the number and got some grouchy old woman.  It was clear from her response that she gets a lot of people ringing her buzzer by accident, and I think she probably has an idea why - I heard her say "I wish you people would-" before I pressed the Cancel button.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Yes, I've had a similar scenario when entering Xena's block. Delayed entering and walked past because there was a chap from the ground floor flat pratting about with the rubbish. Thought the way was clear and he suddenly appears again. Xena asked me about him when I got upstairs.

Wasn't an Indian looking guy was it ? About 6 ft tall, slim to medium build, 55ish with a slight moustache.

Yes, when first punting I used a busy part of the city and paranoia of getting caught made me feel like everybody was staring!

Now if anyone looks I give them a big cheesy grin as I'm about to get my end away...

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Offline johnnyboy61

Wasn't an Indian looking guy was it ? About 6 ft tall, slim to medium build, 55ish with a slight moustache.
I don't think so, but to be honest I had forgotten all about it until I saw your post. Unlike the large blocks there is less anonymity at this one because so few flats come off that staircase. Perhaps the neighbours have drawn up a rota between them to be as conspicuous as possible to disrupt business?
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Offline SamLP

Seeing Eva in Perivale was always tricky as you had to walk past several flats. The people there knew what was going on and you would here quite a few remarks from her chavvy neighbours.

After a punt with Jessica in Burnt Oak I left and came face to face with her neighbour who saw me say bye to her while she was dressed in some skimpy underwear.

I was once nearly half an hour late to see Anabelle when she was in Queensbury. I arrived on time but her neighbours were unloading a car with some shopping. Then another car and another with 3 people going in and out not leaving me a time frame to approach the door. Eventually was able to go in and apologised to Anabelle. It turns out she had new neighbours moving in upstairs in the converted home. Ended up having an excellent punt which overran by around 20 minutes and only left because the next punter was outside waiting. He was approaching the door as I left.

Offline johnnyboy61

Seeing Eva in Perivale was always tricky as you had to walk past several flats. The people there knew what was going on and you would here quite a few remarks from her chavvy neighbours.
It was only after she left that someone said that there was an entrance closer to her flat. The first time I walked the entire length of the wrong balcony and back before realising I was on the wrong floor (not helped by the fact that she gave you instructions on the phone whilst you are standing next to one of the busiest roads in the country). You had to squeeze past neighbours drinking tea on the balcony, hanging out washing, or generally just passing the time of day which felt a little uncomfortable to say the least.
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Offline Stiltskin

There's a lady in Reading, the first time I saw her I arrived at her street and thought great, a nice residential street, widely spaced houses with decent front gardens. Then I found her place.

It was in the smallest cul-de-sac you can imagine and on this day there were several neighbours and their kids outside just plain staring at me. The house she's in is also split into two maisonettes, so you have to stand side on to the neighbours waiting for her to open the door. She both works and lives in this house with her kid!

I must be getting thick skinned, as I've been back for more since.

The worst incident I had was at a well known Berkshire parlour next to a motorbike shop (now closed). One night a I was leaving I heard someone behind me who must have been hanging out the window of one of the flats, shouting all kinds of stuff at me. I just kept going and didn't look back.

Offline Andre 3000

I went to visit Laura MacKenzie the long since retired Scottish WG who used to do incalls over Barons Court way. Her incall place was her flat which was at the top of a tall house. When I turned up three burly looking turkish dudes were outside, I didn't fancy interacting with them so basically walked by the door texted her to double check her door number and yep, her flat entrance was where they were standing.

The look I got from one of the guys was a what the hell are you doing here scowl. Maybe he saw all sorts of guys coming up and down those stairs. But I just walked up pressed her buzzer and went in. According to her one of the guys lived there with his family. Tbh I could understand his concern if he had his family there. And a knocking shop was above you.

Offline SamLP

It was only after she left that someone said that there was an entrance closer to her flat. The first time I walked the entire length of the wrong balcony and back before realising I was on the wrong floor (not helped by the fact that she gave you instructions on the phone whilst you are standing next to one of the busiest roads in the country). You had to squeeze past neighbours drinking tea on the balcony, hanging out washing, or generally just passing the time of day which felt a little uncomfortable to say the least.

I knew about the other door but it's always locked and the only way to get it open was for Eva to go down in her civvy clothes and open it, then stand with you at the frint door while she opened it. Still get the same looks but without having to walk past them.

Offline smiths

In 2008/9 there was a VERY popular EE WG brothel in Golders Green in the slip road behind the shops, to get to the flat you had to walk up a black metal staircase that was situated on the outside of the building, I had a few passers-by give me that knowing look, there was also another EE WG brothel in the same slip road for a while which you had to walk up a long set of steps to get to, I had a couple of people also give me that knowing look their as well. Amazing how long the first brothel that had up to about 6 WGs working in it was about for. The brilliant Cute Ann then went to another brothel in Temple Fortune for a couple of years which wasn't discreet if she kept me waiting at her door as she did on occasion.

Visiting one WG who instucted me to go straight round the back.
Struts round the back & through the gate like that bloke on the beach in that advert & I'm stood on the next doors decking while they're sat in the sun with a cuppa.
"I'm looking for... Dave?"...

Offline webpunter

pmsl when I read that - thank fuck I was in my own office and alone. I nearly fell off my chair
Me too - i laughed my tits off.  Bet she got her windows cleaned for free so he could get a sneaky peek !

Offline webpunter

Was on my way to 3rd meet with an AW girlie a while back.  Got a txt on the punting mobile with something like urgent - problem - please call.  So i called & the EE said in broken english that her apartment roof had fallen in.  I wasn't sure whether to believe her but said fine - hope you are ok & call me when accomo fixed & you are available again.  I fixed up another meet a couple of weeks later & she had some photos on her iphone.  Think she was keen to show me that she was telling the truth.  A hole a good 3 feet square.  She had a punter in at the time.  Fortunately he was getting his clobber off & wasn't lying on the bed which was directly below.  She said one of the builders doing renovation work upstairs poked his head through the hole & asked if anyone there / all ok.  She said she was wearing the usual stuff & he was starkers clutching his jeans.  So obvious what was going on & when she & the builder looked at each other he smiled.  The punter then made a sharp exit.  The fire brigade were called & had to come into the EE girlie's flat which she shared with a mate - as there were concerns about a gas leak.  An hour or so later & I would have been the punter.  Could have easily been a hospital job if lying on the bed.  That would have taken some explaining  :scare:
I was able to book up a plan B at a parlour in MK central & the timings worked out perfectly.  So the punting gods were looking down on me that day  :D

Organised a very early Saturday morning appointment about 10 years ago nearby to me. Requested that the tart in question kept the 'bed time look ' about her. She gave me the address and directions and told me to walk in the side door as she would be waiting upstairs. Only problem with this was as it was early January and still dark I walked into a house next door but one which was open and walked upstairs into the room to find some female lying in bed who asked 'what are you doing?' as I got in bed beside her. Luckily, i realised that I had fucked up and legged it through the side door noticing welly boots and a dog bowl, presumably hubby had taken Fido out for his early morning dump. Walked to the correct house to find my early morning fuck waiting on the doorstep shivering her tits off. Tried explaining what had happened but gave up and enjoyed what followed. It could have been so much worse though. Often shudder about what would have happened about getting caught and the subsequent sex pest claims against me!  :bomb:

Not actually had any sex pest claims against me by the way. Far too debonair for that!

Offline Malvolio

Not caught as such, but it must be fairly obvious to the neighbours why there's a constant stream of different blokes knocking on the door.

I had a punt last year where the buzzer in the flat was broken, so the WG had to come down to the front door of the block to let me in, get in the lift with me (shared with some other people) then walk me along an open third floor walkway to the flat.  Felt a bit sheepish walking back the same route on my own...

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Organised a very early Saturday morning appointment about 10 years ago nearby to me. Requested that the tart in question kept the 'bed time look ' about her. She gave me the address and directions and told me to walk in the side door as she would be waiting upstairs. Only problem with this was as it was early January and still dark I walked into a house next door but one which was open and walked upstairs into the room to find some female lying in bed who asked 'what are you doing?' as I got in bed beside her. Luckily, i realised that I had fucked up and legged it through the side door noticing welly boots and a dog bowl, presumably hubby had taken Fido out for his early morning dump. Walked to the correct house to find my early morning fuck waiting on the doorstep shivering her tits off. Tried explaining what had happened but gave up and enjoyed what followed. It could have been so much worse though. Often shudder about what would have happened about getting caught and the subsequent sex pest claims against me!  :bomb:

 :lol: Cracking story.

Offline SJ772

Had the knowing look of shame walking out at the end of a punt last year, lovely private town house, quiet cul-de-sac and no body around when I parked up at the start of a late morning 2 hour weekend punt.    We were up on floor 3 of her town house, I did notice as she was getting pretty vocal at times that the window was open, no problems i assumed, she lives here not me.    As I left at the end of the punt, the road had a couple of neighbours families chatting right opposite on the pavement whilst they watched their kids ride around on their bikes and playing in the cul-de-sac etc.  The look of hatred from the knowing neighbours was intense, head down, no eye contact as I make my way to my car.

Still I've been back to fuck her a few time since, I just avoid weekends.

Offline ramrodronnie

Me and a WG got kicked out of a hotel room a couple of weeks back, the staff knew what was going on, banged on the door just as I was reaching the vinegar stroke. they told her she had to leave, I walked out a bit sheepish with my head down, the prozzie followed me. So I just took her back to my place and fucked her there. That's the good thing about being single, apart from my neighbours I couldn't give a flying fuck, so long as I got my leg over I couldn't give a damn where I did it, that's why I prefer to visit the WG coz of the nosey neighbour problem.    :D
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline ramrodronnie

Organised a very early Saturday morning appointment about 10 years ago nearby to me. Requested that the tart in question kept the 'bed time look ' about her. She gave me the address and directions and told me to walk in the side door as she would be waiting upstairs. Only problem with this was as it was early January and still dark I walked into a house next door but one which was open and walked upstairs into the room to find some female lying in bed who asked 'what are you doing?' as I got in bed beside her. Luckily, i realised that I had fucked up and legged it through the side door noticing welly boots and a dog bowl, presumably hubby had taken Fido out for his early morning dump. Walked to the correct house to find my early morning fuck waiting on the doorstep shivering her tits off. Tried explaining what had happened but gave up and enjoyed what followed. It could have been so much worse though. Often shudder about what would have happened about getting caught and the subsequent sex pest claims against me!  :bomb:

That was Well Funny Foreverandever!  I'm lmfbo here   :lol:
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Me and a WG got kicked out of a hotel room a couple of weeks back, the staff knew what was going on, banged on the door just as I was reaching the vinegar stroke. they told her she had to leave, I walked out a bit sheepish with my head down, the prozzie followed me. So I just took her back to my place and fucked her there. That's the good thing about being single, apart from my neighbours I couldn't give a flying fuck, so long as I got my leg over I couldn't give a damn where I did it, that's why I prefer to visit the WG coz of the nosey neighbour problem.    :D
Same boat to, my neighbour the police man asked me which dating site I'm on the other day !

Offline Bigjohn

Walked out of a local parlour on a very busy main road after an afternoon punt, only to be greeted by someone who knows me through my work.
Fortunately he never mentioned anything to my employer.
If he had, I would have lost my my job.
I learned several valuable lessons that day.
Never done that again.


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