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Author Topic: Have you ever been caught by any neighbours/passers by at an incall punt?  (Read 5795 times)

Offline Dime

I had a punt today and she texted me saying she was running a few minutes late as she had to do her make-up. I arrived and stood outside the flat door and one of the neighbours was cutting his grass (Cottage flats). I saw him staring at me, and I had the impression that he knew exactly the reason why I was there. She let me in, and we got down to business. She was riding me cowgirl, moaning really loudly and the bed was creaking (the people in the flat downstairs must have heard us)  :lol: then I heard the letterbox being knocked . We both jumped, and I had visions of the angry neighbour screaming at us to be quiet. She looked out the window and told me  it was just the postman. 
When I was leaving, the guy was still doing his garden and it seemed like he was glaring at me- I just walked with my head down. Probably all in my imagination, but I was wondering have any of you ever been caught or by a neighbour or passer by? And do you think they can hear the screams and moans/bed creaking through walls and suss it out? 

Online webpunter

Rocked up at a flat with a communal buzzer.  At the same time as another punter.  A 2 girl flat. The good news was that i was there 1st - just by only about 10 secs.  I pressed the buzzer and a delayed response.  The other geezer pressed the same flat number.  I said something like 'think we're here for the same reason'.  The door release was then activated and we both walked in. As i was there 1st then it was down to me to take the lead i suppose.  Had a brief convo in the lift.  It was cool - no probs.  I was far enuf away from where i lived not to be an issue.  We were both in the same boat etc.  The other punter looked like a cool guy.  The kind of bloke who would have been a good wing man on an evening out.  Trust he thought the same of me.  Fortunately a one-off but thinking back then a bit of different start to a punt  :lol:

Offline smiths

I had a punt today and she texted me saying she was running a few minutes late as she had to do her make-up. I arrived and stood outside the flat door and one of the neighbours was cutting his grass (Cottage flats). I saw him staring at me, and I had the impression that he knew exactly the reason why I was there. She let me in, and we got down to business. She was riding me cowgirl, moaning really loudly and the bed was creaking (the people in the flat downstairs must have heard us)  :lol: then I heard the letterbox being knocked . We both jumped, and I had visions of the angry neighbour screaming at us to be quiet. She looked out the window and told me  it was just the postman. 
When I was leaving, the guy was still doing his garden and it seemed like he was glaring at me- I just walked with my head down. Probably all in my imagination, but I was wondering have any of you ever been caught or by a neighbour or passer by? And do you think they can hear the screams and moans/bed creaking through walls and suss it out?

I don't view it as being caught as I couldn't care less but I went to a sex party in a Glass Warehouse on an Industrial Estate in Greenwich a few years ago and the guys in the unit opposite shouted give her one from me, I did my best to oblige.

Depends how thick the walls/floor/ceilings are as to whether neighbours can hear of course.

I had a similar thing happen to me a few months back. I made a booking with a VERY busty WG just outside brum. She gave me her address, and then flat block name and number upon texting her on arrival. There were several blocks of flats, and i was finding it difficult to locate it. I did eventually find it and was just about to go in when i noticed another guy coming up the pathway. Feeling a bit self conscious i walked back down the path past him. I gave me a puzzled glance. I hung about a bit around the corner until a reasonable time had passed then approached the flats again. Checking the coast was clear i went inside and knocked on the flat door. To my surprise the bloody chap id passed on the pathway opened it! A bit stunned, confused and embarrassed, and on getting a very curious look from him, i asked him if it was flat no.5. "Yes" he says, pointing to the number 5 on the door. "What do you want? I blurted out that i was looking for my mates flat, and that he had told me flat no.5. Obviously he asked me his name so, thinking on my feet, i made up some crap name. Apologising for getting the wrong flat, i tried to make my way back outside. He followed me, trying to be helpful. I just wanted to get out of there! Eventually i went back to my car and checked my phone. Right block name, wrong flat number!
I had to sneak back in to the block of flats, opening the door as quietly as i could. However, this chaps flat was on the ground floor (the WGs on the 3rd floor), and im sure he saw me coming up the path again. As i passed his door i heard it opening so i sprinted up the bloody stairs like a springbok!
After a damn good hours sesh....and looking all hot and flustered i rocketed back down the stairs and past his door as though i was being chased by a heard of marauding wilderbeast. Bloody nosey neighbours!!

Yes, it happened to me - i met her neighbour a few times and he gave me THIS LOOK (read: oh no another fucker is going there, i know what you are going to do in that dirty flat you fucker). Finally that place was raided and prossies faced Police. They had to move. Later one of them told me everyone knew what was going on in their flat.

Be very careful of leaving your phone in the car. Risk of being broken in & things stolen, even a punting phone!

I had a similar thing happen to me a few months back. I made a booking with a VERY busty WG just outside brum. She gave me her address, and then flat block name and number upon texting her on arrival. There were several blocks of flats, and i was finding it difficult to locate it. I did eventually find it and was just about to go in when i noticed another guy coming up the pathway. Feeling a bit self conscious i walked back down the path past him. I gave me a puzzled glance. I hung about a bit around the corner until a reasonable time had passed then approached the flats again. Checking the coast was clear i went inside and knocked on the flat door. To my surprise the bloody chap id passed on the pathway opened it! A bit stunned, confused and embarrassed, and on getting a very curious look from him, i asked him if it was flat no.5. "Yes" he says, pointing to the number 5 on the door. "What do you want? I blurted out that i was looking for my mates flat, and that he had told me flat no.5. Obviously he asked me his name so, thinking on my feet, i made up some crap name. Apologising for getting the wrong flat, i tried to make my way back outside. He followed me, trying to be helpful. I just wanted to get out of there! Eventually i went back to my car and checked my phone. Right block name, wrong flat number!
I had to sneak back in to the block of flats, opening the door as quietly as i could. However, this chaps flat was on the ground floor (the WGs on the 3rd floor), and im sure he saw me coming up the path again. As i passed his door i heard it opening so i sprinted up the bloody stairs like a springbok!
After a damn good hours sesh....and looking all hot and flustered i rocketed back down the stairs and past his door as though i was being chased by a heard of marauding wilderbeast. Bloody nosey neighbours!!
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Offline yorkshire123

I've had plenty of knowing looks when entering or leaving parlours, It used to bother me but as I punted miles away from home I thought fuck it.

However I did go to see a parlour regular at her friends house once & as I was coming out I spotted my sister in-law sat in her car waving to me.
Luckily for once I had a good reason for been in the area at the time.
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Offline itk

Saw a WG a few times in Ipswich years back who was working from a very nice large detached property. Parking up around the corner on one visit I was told to, 'Fuck off, stop parking outside my driveway and if I wanted a fuck to go home to the wife.' :D

I try to punt anonymously, so I think I'm just another face, most likely never to be seen again, and quickly forgotten. It's quite likely I wouldn't even notice any disapproving look from a passer by.

Offline hw189

Not neighbors, but workman renovating a the block of flats where the lady resided.

I was visiting a lady at Southwark once and the block of flats she was residing in was being renovated from the outside. The amount of activity going on outside almost put me off the punt altogether. One of the burly workmen saw me going into the flat and then coming out after an hour. He stopped me as I was on my way out, took me to a quiet place and asked me how much she charges, if she was any good and how she looked (he even showed me the AW profile on his smartphone and asked me if it was her). He was cool though.

My first ever punt was in Kingsbury and the entrance was round the back behind some shops and I had to walk passed some sort of tyre place or car wash. All the blokes stopped what they were doing and I could feel a dozen eyes watching me as I climbed the outside stairs and waited for the prossie to open the door.  :blush:

The process was repeated in reverse an hour later. There were 3 girls in that flat so there couldn't have much work done in that garage if every punter got the same attention!

On my 4th punt the prossie told me where to park (which I very naively did) and assumed it was just up the road. Then she kept me waiting 10 minutes  :dash: before texting me the house number. I was right outside. As I got out of my car, the neighbour, (who I suspect had been watching me) opened her front door and 2 of them stood there glaring at me as the wg quickly ushered me in next door.

Almost enough to put me off punting... almost.

Offline Neal69

Walked straight into a guy cutting the grass outside the WG's house once. :scare:

Had the sense simply to wave casually and say "see ya" to her as she was still in the doorway.  :cool:

I now understand why they check outside before letting you out. :thumbsup:

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Offline Neal69

Oh and another one early on in my punting career.

Had a complete brain fart and knocked on the next door of detached house to the one I was supposed to.

I did not ask for busty betty simply said "oh sorry wrong door" to the old lady that answered.

If I had known about UKP then I would have probably thought I had been bait and switched and this was my first walk out.

I used to think they were judging until I realised 9 times out of 10 I was leaving with my shirt inside out and flying low.  Bloody hate fashion critics.

Offline Tiger63

Not caught, but I rolled up to a block of flats on Newcastle quayside and pressed the buzzer....just as Jimmy the window cleaner  was turning up.
He saw what number I'd pressed and said " give her it hard for me mate".
"Tell him to fuck off" came out of the intercom.

Offline raylondoner

I used to think they were judging until I realised 9 times out of 10 I was leaving with my shirt inside out and flying low.  Bloody hate fashion critics.

Happened to me once, was getting some funny looks on the train on the way home and didn't realise why until I went to put something in my shirt pocket and found it wasn't there!  :dance:

I had an encounter with the angry landlord of a favourite milf. I  left & haven't been back since.


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tonibell99

Not had any trouble with the neighbours up to now but had lots of strange looks from the maid/cleaner whilst going in & out of hotel rooms

Not caught, but I rolled up to a block of flats on Newcastle quayside and pressed the buzzer....just as Jimmy the window cleaner  was turning up.
He saw what number I'd pressed and said " give her it hard for me mate".
"Tell him to fuck off" came out of the intercom.

pmsl when I read that - thank fuck I was in my own office and alone. I nearly fell off my chair

Not had anything quite so amusing but I remember entering a block of apartments at the same time as one of the residents. She asked me who I was after. I momentarily thought about saying 'everyone's favourite prostitute Randy Mandy' before opting for the more discrete 'a friend'. She asked me which apartment number and, thinking quickly, I added one to the number I'd been given. She was about to show me when I said 'No, no honestly, it's OK, I'll find it'

I had a n incident a few weeks back in some modern terraced housing where the front doors are very close together. I was knocking on for my meet at the same time as a small boy was knocking on next door to see if his mate was playing out. I couldn't get in fast enough when she opened the door!

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Online Redevil86

No problems with people on punts yet but did get home from an afternoon punt in modern flat with curtains closed, on arriving home the wife had just got in ( me in jeans and t-shirt , not working clothes ) and asked ware I'd been, just said it was a quiet day so went to price a job to which she replied " well thay must think your a knob , your t-shirts inside out "  oh fuck , trust me , I said and exited.

Was once called a "dirty prick" by a woman in a passing car while coming out of bay massage, I just gave her a cheery wave before moving on  :D since I've taken to seeing wgs at apartments I've not seen anyone

Offline David1970

I had just given a working girl a facial when her door bell went. She got up totally nude except stockings on, wrapped a small towel around  herself and answered the door. I listened and she was talking about getting her shared hedge cut. When she came back into the bedroom she still had the towel on, flashing a nipple, stockings and my come on her face. When I left two old dears on the floor below just looked at me they knew what I had been doing, the hooker did not give a fuck.

Offline tonysoprano

Last girl I visited had a couple of blokes in the flat next door outside trying to fix the lock on their front door. They weren't English but definitely looked at me with a knowing look. The flat had 3 EE girls in it so I reckon I they have definitely popped next door for a punt.



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Offline Smoking joe

Some good tales here fellas! I went to a punt in a very nice apartment block, carrying 3 early morning coffees, for me and 2 of my erm, friends.... :drinks:...

On entering the apartment building, a few cleaners appeared just inside the front door and asked if I knew anyone there,,, they probably didn't think anything of it with me carrying the 3 drinks, does beg the question what I would be doing there with hot beverages if I didn't know anyone there?

Either way, the door I needed was on the ground floor 5 feet behind the cleaners, so I knocked quickly and got the hell out of the way, and by god the sight on the inside of the door was better than the one i left outside :crazy:

Offline Dime

I had just given a working girl a facial when her door bell went. She got up totally nude except stockings on, wrapped a small towel around  herself and answered the door. I listened and she was talking about getting her shared hedge cut. When she came back into the bedroom she still had the towel on, flashing a nipple, stockings and my come on her face. When I left two old dears on the floor below just looked at me they knew what I had been doing, the hooker did not give a fuck.

Pmsl  :lol: As I said in the OP when the postman came and put letters in we both jumped as it sounded like someone knocking.  She got up and looked out the window and for a minute I thought she was going to go and answer the door stark naked similar to what you described! 



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