Michelle Independent ~ Birmingham

[Bangers and Gash]

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I've never visited a Soho walk-up, but if I did.....

Not much of a welcome on arrival - just the strong odour of stale smoke. No offer of a drink, no banter, no general pleasantries, more or less corralled straight up the stairs in true 'GFE' fashion. It's hard finding the words/energy/motivation to sum up this punt but; below average, awkward, perfunctory, uninspiring and tiresome, would make a good start...... and finishing point.

 

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Shocker! - after all the good reviews about her!

..S..

[The High Sparrow]

let me fetch the popcorn

[tantric talents]

let me fetch the popcorn

Indeed! I wonder where this one's going 

[vw]

let me fetch the popcorn

Salted, sweet or Bitter ?

this could get interesting

Bangers and Gash sorry to hear you didn't enjoy.

[Diehard]

Well this no surprise. She isn't the most talkative or warm girl in the world, but she does not clock watch, deep French kisses and fucks like a rabbit so for me she is a positive all day long.

However good review by OP as it is nice for a sense of perspective to be introduced and I can see his point...the dog fucking off putting as well.

[BillyBackDoor]

Burn out?

[azrael]

let me fetch the popcorn

I'll get the drinks, please do tell OP.  I wouldnt say M.I is perfect "gfe" but she is VERY good at what she does, as her reviews and feedback suggest.

Even on her bad day, i wouldnt recomend hers as bad. So OP what happened?  How long was your punt for? Was it your first time seeing her?  Im not defending her actions if what your saying is true but this post smells fishy  ijs

[Cuntminion]

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[johnnyboy61]

I'm almost at a loss for words!

I've seen Michelle three times in the last few months and my experiences don't relate at all to the OP's. I'm sorry it was so disappointing, especially as you must have been expecting something quite different given the hype (I'm presuming it was the first time you saw her). If this is genuinely how you found her then thank you for posting as you will no doubt get quite a response from the Michelle Fan Club (of which I count myself as a member).

Your review is quite brief on details of the meeting, understandable given how you feel about it. Did she deliver the services you wanted and were expecting?

[Cuntminion]

Fair enough op you had the balls to put out your honest opinion of a well reviewed sp, I respect that

Any more details of what males it neg or just more info in general

[tantric talents]

and I can see his point...the dog fucking off putting as well.

Dog !! Not my kind of threesome 

[Cuntminion]

Well this no surprise. She isn't the most talkative or warm girl in the world, but she does not clock watch, deep French kisses and fucks like a rabbit so for me she is a positive all day long.

However good review by OP as it is nice for a sense of perspective to be introduced and I can see his point...the dog fucking off putting as well.

She has a dog ?

[BillyBackDoor]

Fair enough op you had the balls to put out your honest opinion of a well reviewed sp, I respect that

Any more details of what males it neg or just more info in general

+1

The devils in the details.  She was on my list, not so sure now.

[Stapler]

Maybe her 'dog fucking off' made her so grumpy! 

..S...

[tantric talents]

Maybe her 'dog fucking off' made her so grumpy! 

..S...

No , "her dog was fucking off putting"
I didn't even know dogs played golf!

[Cuntminion]

+1

The devils in the details.  She was on my list, not so sure now.

To be fair not my type even if she had 100 positive the neg means nothing to me as will never be on my to do list but seen the name pop up plenty

Blondes do nothing for me (like dark hair)
Has a bit of an arse I don't go for big arses
Mucho pics of above mentioned arse on gallery but does not do anal? It's like showing me a Porsche but then saying you'll never drive it
Dog owner was the bullet to the back of the head for me (kidding I was out on the first two reasons )


And for that reason I'm out

[poi]

This post will 10-20 pages by end of the week   


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[The_Don]

She has a dog ?

Yes

[Stapler]

Does the dog watch?

..S...

[johnnyboy61]

Bull Terrier Bitch - definitely not for cat lovers! (even if she was brunette)

[Cuntminion]

Does the dog watch?

..S...

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[Stapler]

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Brilliant! 


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[tantric talents]

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Lmfo

[The_Don]

Does the dog watch?

..S...

Not during my punts.

Bull Terrier Bitch - definitely not for cat lovers! (even if she was brunette)

I prefer cats to dogs but still didn't bother me 

[Stapler]

Not during my punts.

I prefer cats to dogs but still didn't bother me 

You could have said pussies instead of cats!

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[BillyBackDoor]

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Just had to de-coffee my phone.  Fucking hilarious!!

[azrael]

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+1 when her page went down for a while whilst she was on hols went double figures, so her fluffy squad will send the internet into meltdown  . You say a week, i reckon it will be that with in 48hrs 

[vw]

+1 when her page went down for a while whilst she was on hols went double figures, so her fluffy squad will send the internet into meltdown  . You say a week, i reckon it will be that with in 48hrs 

Do you mean this thread ?

I am on holiday people. Chill

[Diehard]

I know I've said I'm desperate for a threesome on numerous threads, but my reference to the dog wasn't an indication that I was that desperate just yet!

[azrael]

Do you mean this thread ?

Yup thats the one 

[poi]

Does the dog watch?

..S...

No , Her dog was busy in other room   


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[Diehard]

No , Her dog was busy in other room   


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[Cuntminion]

Do you mean this thread ?

Jesus wept

[Flunt]

Cheers for the review Bangers, maybe she has found robot mode? A great many have said how vanilla she is which has always put me off a bit and I'm feeling a little better she didn't answer her phone a couple of weeks ago.

Shame you had a shit punt, hopefully she will take this as a kick up the arse and return to form for her fans.

[cueball]

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Ha ha ha ha, bloody hell

Hilarious

Best pic you've ever put up comaman

Avatar material is that

[threechilliman]

I've just cancelled my evening plans so I can take a ringside seat here. Seconds away, round 1. Ding, ding!

tcm

[Juankerr]

Wait till Jimmy reads it, wouldn't want to be in that cab at the time 

[Cuntminion]

I've just cancelled my evening plans so I can take a ringside seat here. Seconds away, round 1. Ding, ding!

tcm

I've seen skirting 10% sp defending posts so far

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Who will be the first to fully commit to a response from fan army

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[Stapler]

Who will be the first to fully commit to a response from fan army

My money is on Johnnyboy!


..S...

[azrael]

Wait till Jimmy reads it, wouldn't want to be in that cab at the time 

Pmsl that would be priceless, wonder would be the look of distain or anger   

[johnnyboy61]

My money is on Johnnyboy!


..S...

See reply #9. Don't think bookies will accept your bet when the race has finished.

[JJJ]

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I've never visited a Soho walk-up, but if I did.....

Not much of a welcome on arrival - just the strong odour of stale smoke. No offer of a drink, no banter, no general pleasantries, more or less corralled straight up the stairs in true 'GFE' fashion. It's hard finding the words/energy/motivation to sum up this punt but; below average, awkward, perfunctory, uninspiring and tiresome, would make a good start...... and finishing point.

 

OP were you wearing a Germany football shirt when u went to see her?

[Stapler]

See reply #9. Don't think bookies will accept your bet when the race has finished.

I'm almost at a loss for words!

I've seen Michelle three times in the last few months and my experiences don't relate at all to the OP's.....you will no doubt get quite a response from the Michelle Fan Club (of which I count myself as a member).

You will be in the running when this thread has run its course!

..S..

[JEH7376]

Interesting that the OP mentioned a lack of pleasantries, for me any pleasantries are for between rounds 1 and 2 once I have got laid, so the lack of pleasantries, which mostly I hate anyway, are a bonus for me. 'hi, how're you doing', quick shower and the girls stuck to my face 5 minutes later with barely a word more exchanged, that suits me just fine....

[Sylvester]

Well the OP is entitled to review Michelle as he sees fit based on his experience with her, although I don't recognise any aspect of his experience based on my own time with her.

What I would say, is that given that this was always likely to be a provocative and controversial negative review of an extremely well liked girl, I should have thought the review warrants slightly more justification than the perfunctory few lines it currently contains.

It does read a little to me as though the OP has put out a deliberately brief and dismissive review, knowing and perhaps hoping that it will be controversial, and he will be the punter who 'negged' the great Michelle...

[johnnyboy61]

You will be in the running when this thread has run its course!

..S..

You sound like the German officer in that Dad's Army episode:

"Your name vill also go on ze list.  Vhat is it?"
"Don't tell him Pike!"

[Juankerr]

What I would say, is that given that this was always likely to be a provocative and controversial negative review of an extremely well liked girl, I should have thought the review warrants slightly more justification than the perfunctory few lines it currently contains.

It does read a little to me as though the OP has put out a deliberately brief and dismissive review, knowing and perhaps hoping that it will be controversial, and he will be the punter who 'negged' the great Michelle...

+1

[azrael]

Well the OP is entitled to review Michelle as he sees fit based on his experience with her, although I don't recognise any aspect of his experience based on my own time with her.

What I would say, is that given that this was always likely to be a provocative and controversial negative review of an extremely well liked girl, I should have thought the review warrants slightly more justification than the perfunctory few lines it currently contains.

It does read a little to me as though the OP has put out a deliberately brief and dismissive review, knowing and perhaps hoping that it will be controversial, and he will be the punter who 'negged' the great Michelle...

Exactly my point, i stated the seven lines OP put up for a review sounded fishy, kinda like "marty during martygate" a fluffie who threw his dummy iut the pram as things didnt go the way he planned, who knows what happened here until OP decides to enlightens us with a more detailed review/account of what he expected to what he got. Either that or the fluffy brigade hound him into submission

[The Beano]

Well the OP is entitled to review Michelle as he sees fit based on his experience with her, although I don't recognise any aspect of his experience based on my own time with her.

What I would say, is that given that this was always likely to be a provocative and controversial negative review of an extremely well liked girl, I should have thought the review warrants slightly more justification than the perfunctory few lines it currently contains.

It does read a little to me as though the OP has put out a deliberately brief and dismissive review, knowing and perhaps hoping that it will be controversial, and he will be the punter who 'negged' the great Michelle...

Just like he did with Madlin Moon..........
TB