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External Link/Members Only. £60 for 30 minutes, incall, central Bristol hotel.
Lauren is based in Norwich most of the time, but was in Bristol for a few days last week. She has received some mixed reviews on here - however, I was gagging for it last week and she was the most promising sounding option available, so I took the plunge.
This was a neutral because while the service was good, the reality vs photos are not. Initial comms were good in the lead-up - in fact I had to switch the time of the meeting around a little because of work, and she was very accommodating. Incall was in a central Bristol hotel just off the centre, discreet so no reception worries.
I was expecting the slender (but curvy-ish) girl in the photos. The girl that opened the door WAS the girl in the photos - that was easy to tell from the face alone. So no bait-and-switch here. But body-wise, there was little similarity. I like petite girls - generally the more petite the better - though obviously there are plenty of great girls I've seen that are curvier but I've enjoyed just as much. But "curvy" and "running to fat" are different things in my book, and Lauren these days is the latter. Un-toned, pretty flabby... not exactly FAT, but certainly a long way from the photos. She's tall, too - so overall I reckon she'd be hard pushed to fit into a size 12 dress.
So why didn't I walk? simple: I'd popped a blue pill, I've been out of the punting game for a while, and I was desperate. And I did find her attractive, albeit in a slightly disappointed "oh, she's pretty big" kind of way.
Service was generally good. She's friendly, offered me a drink and a shower, and when I came back in the room from the bathroom the prolonged bout of proper DFK (some of the best I've ever experienced) was excellent and really got me going. She's a seriously great kisser. Onto the bed, more DFK and general groping, although she didn't allow fingers inside her pussy which was a shame. Her tits are decent and her nipples are large and receptive to being licked.
Moved down to give me some good OWO, which made me close to popping. So I moved around to give her reverse oral and rimming from behind with her on her knees - she seemed to enjoy it but even though she had her legs some way apart, because she was pretty chunky around the thigh area I wasn't able to get 100% unrestricted access (or maybe it was that she wasn't letting me). Switch around again for more OWO, then on with the condom and into sex in missionary. Her pussy was surprisingly very tight which felt great, and I popped pretty quickly. I think I'd have stayed for a second round if she'd been hotter, but as she wasn't massively my type I called it a day, quick shower and on my way.
So yeah, I think neutral is a fair assessment of this one. Good service, generally enthusiastic, but with a significantly larger lady than you might be expecting.