Background of your escorts/WG's/whores

[Trinity]

I'm not normally one for lap dancing places as its just false sex, but been to some in different parts of the world.

Recently made the aquatence of a lap dancer who was interested in escorting but just to get her cock fix and the cash obviously haha

This girl is not like any woman I've ever had sex with, the only true nympomaniac. Some make it out like their cock addicts but you can normally see through the act wether she's your Gf or WG.

she's only 21 and is the twin of Miranda Kerr! Black hair but greens eyes

Slim 5ft 8 natural all over tan and the only girl I've known that can cum 10 times in an hour or so.

Been to a swinging party with her and she's unreal. It's like your own porn show, she's truely insatiable.

A few other Escorts that are uni or ex uni girls also seem to love the escorting for sex as well and their hard finds but are a few diamonds amongst the haystack.

Obviously most will be damaged goods in some way, mostly no fault of their own but I've had a mis spent youth so as long as their not drug addicts or std factories then they are still some of the best girls out there.

Lap dancing bars in Tijuana were fun. For around a dollar you got what cost you $400 dollars 3 miles over the border in San Diego but you would never take any of those girls home. But I did meet one that came to Cancun for two weeks. Didn't pay her but she didn't pay for anything euchre so not such a bad deal and she was a good tour guide as she spoke the lingo in the middle of no where sometimes ; )

[yorkshire123]

Born female, grew up, sometime over the age of 18 decided to get paid for fucking old men.

[vw]

Mixed bag really some professional, some house wife's and some students.  A high proportion of nurses but think this is probably exaggeration of care worker roles.

Also had one that is now on the run from the Law in Spain.

[Trinity]

Born female, grew up, sometime over the age of 18 decided to get paid for fucking old men.

Yes that is ever woman ever born, everyone pays for it in one way or another. But with escorts you only listen to their fcuk noises and not all the fcuking noise that come out of GF mouths

[Cuntminion]

Nah your over thinking it op

You only know them for the time you book and I imagine that's not how they are day to day in their private life I imagine

And I don't buy into they must be damaged goods to do this rhetoric
If someone is not right they would carry the same attributes in any walk of life

[yorkshire123]

Yes that is ever woman ever born, everyone pays for it in one way or another. But with escorts you only listen to their fcuk noises and not all the fcuking noise that come out of GF mouths

Well reading some of the guff some members write about a prossie's personal life I beg to differ, they must spend half the time chewing the fat instead of chewing flaps.

[Dave2014]

. . . the only girl I've known that can cum 10 times in an hour or so.

Sounds legit . . .   

[vw]

The only girl I've known that can cum 10 times in an hour or so.

Fool you once shame on her, fool you twice shame on you, fool you 10 times I'm speechless !

[Trinity]

Fool you once shame on her, fool you twice shame on you, fool you 10 times I'm speechless !

Shame it's text on here and not speech then

[vw]

Shame it's text on here and not speech then

Text is the new speech ! Listen !

[Trinity]

Text is the new speech ! Listen !

Sorry, say again.. Didn't catch that

[threechilliman]

Mixed bag really some professional, some house wife's and some students.

Pretty much what I've found. I like the part-timers who do have other jobs. The best WG's for me are those that got into it via swinging - their attitude is usually the best as they seem to enjoy it. Mind you, who wouldn't mind getting paid to do your 'hobby'?

tcm

[cueball]

Well, I've met housewives, swingers, lasses who've been on the game for years and lasses that are just making a fast buck. I've met ambitious lasses that have a grand plan and lasses that only plan to get to tea time.

Having said all that, that's what they've told me and I told em I'm a train driver, we may both have been making it up.

[Sureshot]

The only background of any importance is either a large mirror or the ceiling.

Who seriously cares "where she comes from"? 

Maybe my outlook might be different to others but my time spent with prostitutes is purely for entertainment purposes.  I dont want to know why the landlord at my local decided to get in the pub trade or what he did before.

[Cuntminion]

The only background of any importance is either a large mirror or the ceiling.

Who seriously cares "where she comes from"? 

Maybe my outlook might be different to others but my time spent with prostitutes is purely for entertainment purposes.  I dont want to know why the landlord at my local decided to get in the pub trade or what he did before.

+1

The only two times I want to know extensive past or personal life is

1. They have cats
2. Sp is a part time thing whilst they look after cats for day job

[Sureshot]

+1

The only two times I want to know extensive past or personal life is

1. They have cats
2. Sp is a part time thing whilst they look after cats for day job

Have you seen Kayla Notts? 1hour punt and you'd probably try and move in with her!!

[Cuntminion]

Have you seen Kayla Notts? 1hour punt and you'd probably try and move in with her!!

Link? She London?

[vw]

Link? She London?

Notts = Nottinghamshire

[Cuntminion]

Notts = Nottinghamshire

No good to me ,travel radius does not agree

[Trinity]

Get a room you two!

[smiths]

Well reading some of the guff some members write about a prossie's personal life I beg to differ, they must spend half the time chewing the fat instead of chewing flaps.

Yes, the fluffies seem to spend more time chatting than punting, up to them but when I am punting its sucking and fucking I am interested in NOT chatting for long periods, I have got family and friends I can chat to for free.

[vw]

I have got family and friends I can chat to for free.

Lucky you, everyone's not so lucky, all the lonely people where do they all come from.

[smiths]

I'm not normally one for lap dancing places as its just false sex, but been to some in different parts of the world.

Recently made the aquatence of a lap dancer who was interested in escorting but just to get her cock fix and the cash obviously haha

This girl is not like any woman I've ever had sex with, the only true nympomaniac. Some make it out like their cock addicts but you can normally see through the act wether she's your Gf or WG.

she's only 21 and is the twin of Miranda Kerr! Black hair but greens eyes

Slim 5ft 8 natural all over tan and the only girl I've known that can cum 10 times in an hour or so.

Been to a swinging party with her and she's unreal. It's like your own porn show, she's truely insatiable.

A few other Escorts that are uni or ex uni girls also seem to love the escorting for sex as well and their hard finds but are a few diamonds amongst the haystack.

Obviously most will be damaged goods in some way, mostly no fault of their own but I've had a mis spent youth so as long as their not drug addicts or std factories then they are still some of the best girls out there.

Lap dancing bars in Tijuana were fun. For around a dollar you got what cost you $400 dollars 3 miles over the border in San Diego but you would never take any of those girls home. But I did meet one that came to Cancun for two weeks. Didn't pay her but she didn't pay for anything euchre so not such a bad deal and she was a good tour guide as she spoke the lingo in the middle of no where sometimes ; )

I couldn't give a shit about a WGs background, many lie anyway so I dont want to hear their tales of woe, fucking boring droning on when I am paying for a punt, NOT a turn-on and I wish ALL WGs would keep their private lives private when they are punting with me, sadly so many feel the need to tell me their life story, or their made-up story.

Just as I couldn't give a shit about my Builders or Plumbers private lives WGs are the same to me, but its been the case many many more WGs than other people offering me a service feel this need to tell me. I do move it on to sex asap as that's what interests me obviously but its a struggle with some WGs.

[smiths]

Lucky you, everyone's not so lucky, all the lonely people where do they all come from.

Chatting to a WG on the clock is one hell of an expensive way to chat though, AND most of what they say is likely to be lying bollocks anyway. But if that's what floats some punters boats its their money so their choice of course.

[Cuntminion]

Chatting to a WG on the clock is one hell of an expensive way to chat though, AND most of what they say is likely to be lying bollocks anyway. But if that's what floats some punters boats its their money so their choice of course.

If it was first or second time with an sp the chatter don't matter but more you see an sp more likely to have chats

Rapport and all that shite, I enjoy chats but I don't go for a chat

[DogFace36]

"Background of your escorts/WG's/whores"

Female. Slender. Under 35. Good at sex. That is all.

[smiths]

If it was first or second time with an sp the chatter don't matter but more you see an sp more likely to have chats

Rapport and all that shite, I enjoy chats but I don't go for a chat

It matters to me as its usually fucking boring and NOT the reason I am paying to punt with the WG. Quite happy to chat small talk briefly in the breaks I need or off the clock if I have time.

With regulars the most usual modus has been they know how I like to punt so the chatting on the clock hasn't increased, though it has sometimes off the clock, always at the WGs behest, as I am ready to leave on time.

[willie loman]

I find the punt works better for me if I know a bit about the girl. Most common jobs that ive come across are social care, hotel staff, cabin crew. Being curious about who you are shagging seems pretty normal to me.

[Trinity]

I couldn't give a shit about a WGs background, many lie anyway so I dont want to hear their tales of woe, fucking boring droning on when I am paying for a punt, NOT a turn-on and I wish ALL WGs would keep their private lives private when they are punting with me, sadly so many feel the need to tell me their life story, or their made-up story.

Just as I couldn't give a shit about my Builders or Plumbers private lives WGs are the same to me, but its been the case many many more WGs than other people offering me a service feel this need to tell me. I do move it on to sex asap as that's what interests me obviously but its a struggle with some WGs.

Cn I ask why your ranting on about something you don't give amuck about? Why even comment to talk shit that I don't care about?

[yorkshire123]

Cn I ask why your ranting on about something you don't give amuck about? Why even comment to talk shit that I don't care about?

It's an opinion that's what UKP is all about or are you one of the get off my thread type's?

I will ask you the question you swerved yesterday again ..... Have you been on here before?

[Cuntminion]

It's an opinion that's what UKP is all about or are you one of the get off my thread type's?

I will ask you the question you swerved yesterday again ..... Have you been on here before?

+1

Maybe smiths approach was blunt but it held relevance to the ops question

[Sonny Crockett]

Surely a WGs personal life is irrelevant in all this?

[JEH7376]

For me when I arrive at a punt I am horny and quite keyed-up and I want to get into the action as soon as possible. Girls that I am seeing as repeats will have come to understand this, I guess, and are straight into it pretty much.

Its one reason I am slightly hesitant to see new girls, I find that initial 'what do you do/have you had far to come/holidays this year? BS quite frustrating. Smarter girls pick up on this and cut to the chase, I find.

After round 1 I am much more relaxed and would stomach some small talk for a while, which will be more or less excruciating according to the girls conversational ability. The reputation Indian SP's have for banging on about themselves incessantly is well-earned, I have found, as it happens.

[smiths]

Cn I ask why your ranting on about something you don't give amuck about? Why even comment to talk shit that I don't care about?

I am not ranting, I am posting my view, whether you care about it is neither here nor there to me.

[Sureshot]

Rapport and all that shite, I enjoy chats but I don't go for a chat

I'd go with this.  I like a bit of flirt and banter but dont fucking drone about yourself. 

One bird i saw told me all about her heart condition and meds she was taking!!!  Soon changed her tune when i was banging her arse 

[Trinity]

It's an opinion that's what UKP is all about or are you one of the get off my thread type's?

I will ask you the question you swerved yesterday again ..... Have you been on here before?

Sorry unlike you I don't live on the forum. Do I have to prove something to you? Sorry forum police. Lol certainly get some paranoid people on here. Best have a zanex before you hear voices again haha ciao

[yorkshire123]

Sorry unlike you I don't live on the forum. Do I have to prove something to you? Sorry forum police. Lol certainly get some paranoid people on here. Best have a zanex before you hear voices again haha ciao

A simple yes or no would suffice.

[yorkshire123]

That will be a yes then 

[arthur]

That will be a yes then 

Some of you have got a fantastic nose for sniffing out the previously banned/trolls!
Im sure I read something last week where a new account was banned and has previously been a 'larm', the new account was touting for an agency as far as I can remember.

[arthur]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=64447.msg826172;topicseen#msg826172

Same person?

 

[smiths]

That will be a yes then 

Good spot mate.

[Hawkwind71]

I couldn't give a shit about a WGs background, many lie anyway so I dont want to hear their tales of woe, fucking boring droning on when I am paying for a punt, NOT a turn-on and I wish ALL WGs would keep their private lives private when they are punting with me, sadly so many feel the need to tell me their life story, or their made-up story.

Just as I couldn't give a shit about my Builders or Plumbers private lives WGs are the same to me, but its been the case many many more WGs than other people offering me a service feel this need to tell me. I do move it on to sex asap as that's what interests me obviously but its a struggle with some WGs.

Geez how my punter ways are changing by the day reading this stuff. Originally 1 1/2 plus four regulars, recently 1 hr and one regular. Seriously considering 1/2 hr and no regulars as the only true punter reality. What a slippery slope I'm on. What is next for me : 15 minute quickies ??? Not sure I like me anymore, shit yes I do. 

[smiths]

Sorry unlike you I don't live on the forum. Do I have to prove something to you? Sorry forum police. Lol certainly get some paranoid people on here. Best have a zanex before you hear voices again haha ciao

You weren't as smart as you thought you were you low life, you scumbags share one thing in common, you think your smart but its in fact some on here and admin that are far smarter.

[smiths]

Geez how my punter ways are changing by the day reading this stuff. Originally 1 1/2 plus four regulars, recently 1 hr and one regular. Seriously considering 1/2 hr and no regulars as the only true punter reality. What a slippery slope I'm on. What is next for me : 15 minute quickies ??? Not sure I like me anymore, shit yes I do. 

My minimum punt length is an hour, I literally wouldn't get out of bed for less but half hour/quickies are the cautious way to punt and then ask to extend if you rate the WG enough. When punting its always good for me to have regulars as apart from offering me a good service they come in handy as a plan B if my plan A goes tits up.

[Hawkwind71]

My minimum punt length is an hour, I literally wouldn't get out of bed for less but half hour/quickies are the cautious way to punt and then ask to extend if you rate the WG enough. When punting its always good for me to have regulars as apart from offering me a good service they come in handy as a plan B if my plan A goes tits up.

Good point, the plan B. OK I'll stick with the one regular and maybe go for 1/2 hr extend to hr. In your humble opinion is the 1/2 to 1 hr extension easy to get, I like the idea of getting out if she is rubbish but extending if good.

[smiths]

Good point, the plan B. OK I'll stick with the one regular and maybe go for 1/2 hr extend to hr. In your humble opinion is the 1/2 to 1 hr extension easy to get, I like the idea of getting out if she is rubbish but extending if good.

I rarely have a problem extending an hour to two hours so going on that hopefully you will be able to, but of course it will depend on the WG and how busy she is that day.