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Author Topic: Things that automatically turn you off an AdultWork profile...  (Read 4303 times)

Offline Technicolour_trilby

Here's mine...

Name with "XXX" in the title.
A 'likes' list that has clearly been generated via a 'select all' button.
Smilies everywhere.
ASCII pictures.
Pics photoshopped to fuck.
No pics.
Verification photo that has been 'hidden'

Unfortunately that leaves me with pretty much feck all.

Offline Problem Child


vw

  • Guest
Words including profile names with extra s.  Sounds like a snake when the screen reader reads the profile and as only Roma that seem to do thisss I assume they are a ssssnake.

JIMI1234

  • Guest
Heavily photo-shopped pics
Pics that show her to be a chubby/fat/unfit chic
Way, WAY!!!! too much text and information - with multiple 'click' sections


vw

  • Guest
Essays

Empty tabs

Loads of tabs

List of rules

People who paste reviews into profile

Hidden feedback

Multiple names throughout profile


Offline Hooples cat

"New girl in your beautiful town".  :thumbsdown:


DeWallenFan

  • Guest
Bareback  :vomit:
French Kissing (discretion)  :rolleyes:
Gangbang  :thumbsdown:
Creampie  :vomit:


Offline bangwanin

Age restrictions...what does it matter what age you are, the cash is the same colour !!

Trinity

  • Guest
I only see one client a day but I'm available until 4am everyday.
Romanian
Bareback
Every single likes list category selected
Best one recently was
Send me a photo and if I like you I will see you for £250/hr and no face pics anywhere


Offline tazman1002001

Banned reason: White-knight abusing facility to change another punters negative review and then getting abusive after his touting and white-knighting is exposed. Previously banned for similar reasons.
Banned by:

Offline Eastbloke

Also bareback.  I just move on at that point and feel happy I've dodged a bullet.

JV547845

  • Guest
Profiles written by a pimp

Girls chancing it for £150/hr with no face pic and no feedback.

Offline Hector_100


Offline johnbanebridge

Maybe a little anal on my behalf but spelling and grammar are my biggest turn offs. If you don't take the time to fill out your profile correctly what does that say about you and the service you provide?

Also lack of information is another one and not filling out all of the parts of the profile

Offline Technicolour_trilby

Messy coffee tables in pics

Nothing like a bit of OCD to put the brakes on a good punt :D

JazzMan

  • Guest

Offline Hector_100

Nothing like a bit of OCD to put the brakes on a good punt :D


You know what I mean eh?  :D nothing worse than walking into a messy dirty house

Offline tartanspartan

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Surely this one must tick all the boxes to avoid  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: 

On her list of likes Bareback, Hardsports both ways, Piss in her ass, Period play....read for yourself and you'll be running for the hills!!

Now after you have picked/scraped your dinner back off the floor she states early in her profile she does not do Bareback, OWO and CIM???  :wacko: :wacko: Yet later on in her profile she states she does provide these services  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

Certainly all the hallmarks of a pimp/wg/Romanian with a poor grasp of English

Offline Technicolour_trilby

Jeez-O, that HAS to be a wind up...

" I GOT MAD BILLS THAT NEED TO BE PAID & I JUST WANT TO MAKE MONEY FAST!!!"

I'm there!

ThrustMaster

  • Guest
A full/default availability table, as it's just laziness.

bensonhedges20

  • Guest
Porn star type names  or names of flowers

Copy n pasted descriptions

Overuse of darling, baby, babe etc

Ancient pictures

Shit photos - pics of feet = back button

Pregnant chicks

Chicks that look like guys

Offline Eastbloke

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Surely this one must tick all the boxes to avoid  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: 

On her list of likes Bareback, Hardsports both ways, Piss in her ass, Period play....read for yourself and you'll be running for the hills!!

Now after you have picked/scraped your dinner back off the floor she states early in her profile she does not do Bareback, OWO and CIM???  :wacko: :wacko: Yet later on in her profile she states she does provide these services  :wackogirl: :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

Certainly all the hallmarks of a pimp/wg/Romanian with a poor grasp of English

From her own page:  "I JUST GOT TOLD IM UGLY WHAT A BLOODY CHECK".

Now that's not written by her pimp at all.......

Offline Reiver

Location issues if your Profile says newcastle why say your in edinburgh etc
Bad spelling
Yellow teeth
Picture of family in background
Number below it very rarely is
Face picture in private gallery 

Offline Eastbloke

On the photos front:  No unclothed photos.  They don't have to be showing in glorious technicolour, but even topless or underwear shots are preferable.  If you see more nudity walking to get the paper than you do on the profile, then I'm not interested.

Offline Silver Birch

A long list of extras.
Party girl.

Offline Eastbloke

On the location front, when it says she's in Edin, Glasgow or wherever, but it says she's accessing the profile from another country.  Could be she's on holiday, but it sends me alarms.

Offline Astarter

Profile pic looks like a smackhead !

Offline auldie63

If it says Paisley as the location.

Offline FrankieOh

A long list of extras.

This.

And long winded essays. Fuck me they're a total minter.

JazzMan

  • Guest
"Please read my full profile first"

Offline JackLad

"For you", or even worse - "4u".

Normally in names or descriptions, but can be practically anywhere really.

"Full service"

There's probably loads more, I'll have a think haha

Offline rpg

I only have to see the word "whit" instead of "with" for me to move on. It's common on Romanian profiles now.

Offline auldie63

Surely for anybody sensible it must be ROFUCKINMANIAN!!!!

Ooops, sorry for using the word sensible on this site.

Offline Happyjose

Any hint of attitude on the profile, or the impression that she is doing the punter a favour by agreeing to a booking. My money my choice

Offline Technicolour_trilby

HappyJ, that's a good shout. I would definitely add "jumping through hoops" to my list.

JazzMan

  • Guest
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Always avoid an Ascii art profile


Offline Silver Birch

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Always avoid an Ascii art profile

It wouldn't put me off booking, but it does irritate me, all that unecessary scrolling.  :dash:


RandyF

  • Guest
Aye very good  :rolleyes:

If only punters really were as fussy and discriminating as they'd like to think they are - then we wouldn't have an AW that's full of pimped trafficked immigrants and fat local granny drug addicts.


If I fired up an a manky pic with ASCII smiley filled gypo bareback text, all likes ticked Hidden Image/Members Only 'LETS ME+U DO THE PASSION8  LUVV BBABBY'  Hidden Image/Members Only AW profile, it'd do brisk business, and fine we all know it  ;)

Offline auldie63

only cos your gorgeous Randy.

Cornish sub

  • Guest
It wouldn't put me off, but a phrase I see fairly often that has the same effect on me as scraping fingernails down a blackboard is, ''I don't like to rush, neither to be rushed.'' It just sounds so grammatically bad, but is used often enough on profiles to make me think AW must have it in a list of stock phrases which escorts can refer to when setting up their profiles.

JazzMan

  • Guest
"I am currently between herpes flare ups" - can be a concern.

Offline Technicolour_trilby

"I am currently between herpes flare ups" - can be a concern.

I dunno, I bet that's an official fetish, with a pseudo-scientific name and everything.

Simplexaphilia?

Offline seeker

Prossies that are showing "available "
But no phone number
And don't read their emails  :dash: :dash:
And of course" Romanian "
Financial slaves  :P  :D
"Don't miss you're chance "
What is it a lottery :lol:
"Il take you to heaven" 
Obviously over rates herself .

dickroger

  • Guest
The words 'VIP' or 'elite'
Dirty grouting - even if her ass is beautiful External Link/Members Only
'Verified' profiles with hidden pictures
« Last Edit: August 25, 2015, 02:56:21 pm by dickroger »

bananaman

  • Guest
"I love snorting cum"

Now I've watched a lot of porn in my time and have to admit, that's a new one!

She also says she is a dress size 24???

I reckon someone should take one for the team and book her.