This weeks debacle:-
Plan A - had a porn star booked well in advance for today who cancelled earlier in the week due to injury.
Plan B - booked Wednesday, who cancelled late last night after my lingerie request caused offence. Blocked.
Plan C - no mobile number, so AW message sent at 6.30 this morning.
Plan D - AW message sent at 8.30 this morning.
Plan E - no mobile number, AW message sent at 10.30 this morning.
Plan F - contact a regular and see if she could squeeze me in. No response to email.
Plan G - considered local parlours, nothing took my fancy
Plan H - have a last look through my HL in desperation
Plan I - contact a long-shot with less than an hour to go
Plan J - give up, go home and have a wank, fantasising about one of the women who works for me!
Not one of the messages I sent had been read as of 2.30pm. Is it a bank holiday for pro$$ies or what?