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Offline London newbie

Hi guys

I'm a new joiner but been a lurker for a while. Did two.reviews yesterday but haven't been posted yet. How do I make a review as a newbie?

Fyi I reviewed Lara latex who I saw a month or so ago and a massage place in Paddington. Also saw Miss Emily B before she stopped escorting and before her documentary.

Any help appreciated
 

OldAdmin

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Read both, looked suspect to me, two posts by other members also expressed the same doubts which I felt confirmed my thoughts, so removed both.

sir_david

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Advice to Newbies – make a few sensible comments or write accurate answers on other peoples’ Posts, work your way gently into the Forum, gain some credibility and then write a Review.
You’re asking for trouble by writing a Positive review as a first post, no matter how enthusiastic you feel or how great it was for you.
You may protest at being completely genuine but you are going to get challenged.
Equally, a first Negative is going to look like a ‘cat-fight’ from some ‘opposition’ girl.
And just a handful of trivial Posts won’t wash, either.
There’s a very strong anti-pimp-tout sentiment here.

Some idiots around.

vw

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Name is a bit suspect to me "London Newbie" doesn't sound like your in for the long term ! 

Just a Thought

yorkshire123

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Maybe the mention of your big cock made you sound like one  ;)

Offline iPad3

Advice to Newbies – make a few sensible comments or write accurate answers on other peoples’ Posts, work your way gently into the Forum, gain some credibility and then write a Review.
You’re asking for trouble by writing a Positive review as a first post, no matter how enthusiastic you feel or how great it was for you.
You may protest at being completely genuine but you are going to get challenged.
Equally, a first Negative is going to look like a ‘cat-fight’ from some ‘opposition’ girl.
And just a handful of trivial Posts won’t wash, either.
There’s a very strong anti-pimp-tout sentiment here.

Some idiots around.

Id echo this, a reveiw either way as a first post always looks a bit suspect to me, experience says to discount them as either touting of bitching, as sir David  says post some sensible and informative thing on other reveiws and build up some credibility first, some of the really established members here will sniff out a piss taker within a few posts.

vw

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Maybe the mention of your big cock made you sound like one  ;)
That always does it, safer to mention lifting my belly so she can find it, a bit of self demeaning builds forum trust.

LL

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You raise a good point and a very interesting question. Because we get a lot of touts, pimps, self-promoters here writing fake reviews, most of us have become very cautious of reviews from newbies (so don't take it personally). So what's the solution to the problem. That's really difficult to answer. In any group of people an outsider has to gain trust and/or respect. How is that achieved? It's very difficult to dictate. At the end of the day it largely comes down to the gut feeling and instincts of the majority.

Perhaps we need an initiation for newbies whereby they would be told who to visit and review for their first contribution. I.e they take one for the team to prove they've got what it takes. I'm not serious of course. The best advice is: leave it a few days before writing your review, so you don't let the post-punt-bliss sensation do the talking and gush; keep at it; write your reviews, maybe the first one or two are ignored, scoffed at even. Your credibility will come. We've all (most of us) been through it.

Offline London newbie

Blimey... Didn't  realise it would be so difficult. First post was a review as I have found the site very useful in choosing first few punts and wanted to.give something back. If it's that hard perhaps I'll just continue to lurk.

Anyway, seeing Jenna Bella Rose this evening while she's on  London tour. External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

vw

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Blimey... Didn't  realise it would be so difficult. First post was a review as I have found the site very useful in choosing first few punts and wanted to.give something back. If it's that hard perhaps I'll just continue to lurk.

Anyway, seeing Jenna Bella Rose this evening while she's on  London tour. External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only
Have fun with the Kiwi Fruit, she looks hot and I'm quite partial to some Southern Hemisphere babes.

Offline finn5555

Blimey... Didn't  realise it would be so difficult. First post was a review as I have found the site very useful in choosing first few punts and wanted to.give something back. If it's that hard perhaps I'll just continue to lurk.

Anyway, seeing Jenna Bella Rose this evening while she's on  London tour. External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

At £350 an hour  :wacko: you are either minted or a stupid cunt  :sarcastic: I will go with the latter  :hi:

yumyum3

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Quote
you are either minted or a stupid cunt
Or both  :sarcastic:

Offline London newbie

Jealousy is so ugly... Expensive is relative.

For gaping ass to mouth with a barbie doll...bargain I reckon.

Offline azrael

Have fun with the Kiwi Fruit, she looks hot and I'm quite partial to some Southern Hemisphere babes.

Wow £350 ph!! I was intrested till i read that bit had to do a retake on that one. At 41 she is stunning though would have been tempted at £200, but sorry im out at that price. Good luck OP  :hi:

Offline iPad3

Jealousy is so ugly... Expensive is relative.

For gaping ass to mouth with a barbie doll...bargain I reckon.

If you beleive that you have little experience and your credibility is damaged,

Hot yes but far better VFM out there, that said if she's your thing go for it and I hope it works out for you.

vw

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Jealousy is so ugly... Expensive is relative.

For gaping ass to mouth with a barbie doll...bargain I reckon.
Jealous we have live reviews and credibility.  Bragging about money is so vulgar, be grateful for the time spent by these esteemed critics for helping you gain credibility via mocking.

Offline London newbie

You're saying ass to mouth won't be a thing? She looks and all reviews state she is genuinely filthy.

I am inexperienced, not saying otherwise.

Offline iPad3

You're saying ass to mouth won't be a thing? She looks and all reviews state she is genuinely filthy.

I am inexperienced, not saying otherwise.

What the reveiws from aw, yeh good luck with that!!!

Offline London newbie

Why do you say that? Should they not be trusted?

vw

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Why do you say that? Should they not be trusted?
No, far to easy to manipulate or blackmail or get bad ones removed. 

Offline London newbie

Hmm... Concerned now about meeting her later then. Prepared to pay her price if service is as described.   

vw

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Hmm... Concerned now about meeting her later then. Prepared to pay her price if service is as described.
Shame she isn't reviewed here then would be confident either way.

slow and low

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Hmm... Concerned now about meeting her later then. Prepared to pay her price if service is as described.
if your concerned with aw reviews,  save your coin and aim for someone similar who may be far better VFM.

Offline London newbie

So she's let me down. No return of my call or text to confirm tonight. Ridiculous. What a waste

Offline Zeusthedoc

So she's let me down. No return of my call or text to confirm tonight. Ridiculous. What a waste

Only a waste if you paid upfront, otherwise its a wake up call.

I wouldn't pay £350p/h for  41 y/o anyways.
In any case, once you would have handed the money over its unlikely you'll get it back. Whatever service you get. Not impossible mind.

Be careful and be sensible. Usually, if it looks too good to be true, it is.

Sylvester

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If you are looking for a fun girl with an extended likes list, then you should maybe look at girls like MissKDD: External Link/Members Only, or sexyIndependent Elle: External Link/Members Only, both of whom would assure you of a first rate time.

I would also recommend Lindsey, obviously, but she's off travelling until next year.

It's generally a better bet to use this site to find well reviewed girls who can meet your requirements than to take a gamble on expensive unknown quantities.

Just make sure you post a review afterwards.  It's important to give back to UKP rather than just being one of the takers...

slow and low

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Only a waste if you paid upfront, otherwise its a wake up call.

I wouldn't pay £350p/h for  41 y/o anyways.
In any case, once you would have handed the money over its unlikely you'll get it back. Whatever service you get. Not impossible mind.

Be careful and be sensible. Usually, if it looks too good to be true, it is.
+ 1

Offline London newbie

Many thanks Sylvester and others. Really useful info

I was trying to give back but had my reviews taken down as my first post. Anyway, will report on anyone i see

Miss KDD doesn't have any pics? Know where i can see any?

Thanks

slow and low

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What exactly are you after if you can specify then then members on here can direct you as they will know which escorts etc can meet your needs. Most members on the London forum from the reviews and posts I have read appear to be seasoned punters with a wide range of likes. I have one service I always look for above others and if that can be provided by an attractive lady with reasonable rates then all good. Everyone has crap punts, they happen, you get over it and move on. I would certainly rely on UKP reviews more than AW.

Sylvester

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Many thanks Sylvester and others. Really useful info

I was trying to give back but had my reviews taken down as my first post. Anyway, will report on anyone i see

Miss KDD doesn't have any pics? Know where i can see any?

Thanks

You won't find any pics of Kristen anywhere.

That is one of the benefits of this site however.  She has 60 positive reviews on UKP, most of which describe in some detail the sort of antics she likes to get up to.  That's a pretty overwhelming testament to her looks and ability.

Lots of girls don't like having face pics, for a variety of reasons.  In fact almost all of my top girls don't show their face in their profiles. 


Offline London newbie

Thanks slow and low and Sylvester. Take the point re face pics but hoped to see something at least.

I'm.really after a nasty pse experience with plenty of anal fingering and sex. Glass dildos and someone who loves getting as filthy as possible. That's why Jenna Bella Rose XXX looked so appealing   as seemed utter filth.

Can you recommend any girls?! In London only. Ideally central. Thanks!!
 

slow and low

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External Link/Members Only this girl will meet all your needs. Have seen 4 times and is as dirty as fuck and no clockwatching.

Sylvester

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Offline azrael

Try the three girls sylvester has mentioned, all of them will offer you that there are more like little katie, hayley but thats if your willing to travel  :hi:

Offline tantric talents

External Link/Members Only this girl will meet all your needs. Have seen 4 times and is as dirty as fuck and no clockwatching.
£180 is I suppose, OK vfm for an agency girl offering cim if she is as good as you say.
Any particular reason why you did not review her here?

slow and low

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£180 is I suppose, OK vfm for an agency girl offering cim if she is as good as you say.
Any particular reason why you did not review her here?
last time I saw her was Dec 14, I joined here in Apr 15. Planning to see soon and will post a review. She is something else, she will go well over the hour and
and no hint of clockwatching.

mrhappypants

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FIRST REVIEWS

I have written about this before but it is worth restating.  If you are writing your first review my advice is make it BALANCED. That means write the best bits about about the meet; "she met the dress request," "she swallowed as advertised," AND the worst bits, "she can't deepthroat though she advertises it," "she is a dress size bigger than the profile states." 

If you include an accurate evaluation of both the strengths AND the weaknesses of a WG's performance it will lend credibility to your review and help others decide if they want to see her; check out my review on Sensual Brigit (great girl, heartily recommended, definitely NOT for everyone). 

Pimps and touts can't do this convincingly because their purpose is to persuade. 

There are lots of reviews, and reviewers, I ignore.  Lack of balance and a persuasive tone are clear warning signs that a review cannot be taken at face value in my opinion. 

Dave
« Last Edit: August 22, 2015, 05:46:28 am by mrhappypants »

Offline NIK

Why do you say that? Should they not be trusted?

Funniest post I've read for a long time. :lol: :lol: :lol:
You certainly must be new to this game.   :rolleyes:

Offline NIK

So she's let me down. No return of my call or text to confirm tonight. Ridiculous. What a waste

Welcome to the wonderful world of punting!

Offline iPad3


I'm.really after a nasty pse experience with plenty of anal fingering and sex. Glass dildos and someone who loves getting as filthy as possible. That's why Jenna Bella Rose XXX looked so appealing   as seemed utter filth.

Can you recommend any girls?! In London only. Ideally central. Thanks!!

Dude your describing MissKDD, never mind the pictures just book her she's exactly what your are looking for!!!