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Author Topic: The real reason WGs insist on a darkened room . . .  (Read 3205 times)

Offline pumps

Pontiff - banned
"Banning reason: Undesirable entity"

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That has to be one of the funniest banning reasons yet!  :lol:


various reasons for dimming the light I suppose, one just has to insist it stays on, I will complain if I walk into a dimly lit room.

LL

  • Guest
Top tip for you. WG dims the lights as you enter the bedroom with her. You pay WG. She goes to hide funds / pay her dealer / give Sergei his pocket money. You get undressed. Turn that fucking dimmer back up a little, brighten the room up. Seize your opportunity! She comes back in, you're naked. Get down to business before she can get back to that dimmer switch :hi:

willbred

  • Guest
Agree there will be munters or B&S's trying to hide under cover of darkness, but think the main reason is mood-setting. Followed closely by security ( thick curtains/blinds, for example)

Offline azrael

That has to be one of the funniest banning reasons yet!  :lol

Wtf!!! Jeeze only gone for a punt and i miss the party  :dash:  typical of me i guess :hi:

Quesadilla

  • Guest
Okay - in the end it was "Undesirable Entity"  :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gotta love UKP Admin!

Classic - wonder if his schoolmate will last much longer?  :sarcastic:

Offline purple_t

This has never happened to me

vw

  • Guest
This has never happened to me
That's tempting fate !!!

You never know when the dimmer switches reveal their heads, maybe in your next/1st review.

Offline temudjin

Undesirable entity  :lol: :lol:

I think twat would suffice but im clearly not as eloquent as admin!

Back to the topic.....If a WG turns the lights off, stick it up her arse! "sorry love i couldnt see where i was putting it!"


Offline smiths

. . . well, my theory is threefold. Either:

(a)  they have a visible STI that they don't want you to see (blotches, blemishes, scabs, lesions, warts, secretions etc.);

(b)  they are on their period and they don't want you to see the blood on the condom; or

(c)  they are a post op TS and they want to hide their constructed vagina.

In each case, the reason is negative. My advice: if she insists on a darkened room you should consider walking.

Agree or Disagree?

I have had some WGs over the years work in dark and very dark rooms and I always want to see them clearly as thats what turns me on, a naked woman I can clearly see, so if light isn't forthcoming that's a terminal problem for me.

I also recall Club Lick in Hoe Street (apt :D) Walthamstow and that could be dark when they turned the lights out for the partying to begin, a number of times I was struggling to see much in their, and with a dangerous ladder climb to the loft area it was potentially hazardous as was the piss over-flowing from the toilet that made the floor very slippery. All in all a right shit hole in 2008. :thumbsdown: