My stepson is in the army, based just outside Edinburgh where he stays with his girlfriend. I obviously can't say too much but he's recently been posted abroad.
About a month before he went he apparently went for a punt in a notorious area of Edinburgh and parked in a time restricted street and yes he got a parking ticket. Instead of paying at the time he just ignored it. After he'd gone abroad a letter comes through the door for the unpaid penalty charge stating time and place of the offence which the girlfriend recognised. Added to that he contacted the wg on a contract phone for which his girlfriend gets the bill and lo and behold at the same date and time as the penalty charge is an itemised call to Sasha.
I always knew he wasn't the brightest of blokes but never realised just how stupid he is, lol.