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Author Topic: Impossible Princess - On Tour at Gateshead  (Read 6616 times)


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Offline AnthG

Wasn't sure if I should put this where I saw her or where she is based.

As I say Impossible Princess today in Gateshead. She is on tour and spending a few days in Newcastle/Gateshead.

https://www.adultwork.com/841899
https://www.adultwork.com/impossible%5Fprincess

As you guys will know of the recent thread of which escort from any forum would you most want to book with, my choice by far was IP.

I was so pleased to see she was coming up to Geordieland on her March tour.

Had booked for 2hrs with her today. I knew 2hrs would not be enough as it never is for me. But it just seems 2hrs seems the right time to ask for as over this just feels awkward (booking someone for 3hrs does not have the same feel to it as booking for 2hrs).

Anyway arranged via email for the best time for me to see her and then phoned an hour before to confirm. I was seriously big time nervous booking someone from the forums and IP had said she was similarly a bit nervous about seeing someone from the forums too.

IP was based at a very posh rented flat in the nice area of Gateshead. On opening the door she had a gorgeous girl next door type dress on (there is probably a better description for the type of dress but all that mattered is she looked gorgeous in it).

I had a quick shower to freshen up and then IP got undressed. Underneath the dress she had suspenders and fishnet stockings on as she had saw a post from mine her saying I liked them. And so again gorgeous, but even though I like them I am the sort of person who likes the girl naked if I can so asked her to take this off too and she happily obliged.

All I can say is IP is a BBW girl. So if you are after size 6-8 look elsewhere. I myself love larger girls and IP is totally gorgeous and definitely the one to see.

In the appointment we had DFK. Hand relief, covered Oral. We did not have sex as I was enjoying the other stuff so much (I personally get most fun out of hand relief and DFK).

Chatting with her she is seriously fun, energetic and down to earth too. The time flew by. I actually overstayed (accidentally) 40 mins over the time as it honestly just flew by as I was having so much fun.

Will definitely see Emily again the next time she is in Newcastle. Fantastic time. Very Highly recommended from me.


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Offline softlad

Glad it went well for you Anth....... ;)
You say you're not bothered but in 2hrs plus 40min's over run you really should've fucked it......(imo  :D)

Offline AnthG

Glad it went well for you Anth....... ;)
You say you're not bothered but in 2hrs plus 40min's over run you really should've fucked it......
I was planning to have sex. As I do in other bookings. But for some reason every time I see Paige, and now IP. I never seem to get round to it.

It literally is a case where the time flies. I asked how long was left and after doing it I dreaded doing so as It was 40 mins over the 2hrs.

Testimont to good escorts is those who let you go over time. She really is definitely serious fun and has a great sense of humour.

Offline smiths

Wasn't sure if I should put this where I saw her or where she is based.

As I say Impossible Princess today in Gateshead. She is on tour and spending a few days in Newcastle/Gateshead.

https://www.adultwork.com/841899
https://www.adultwork.com/impossible%5Fprincess

As you guys will know of the recent thread of which escort from any forum would you most want to book with, my choice by far was IP.

I was so pleased to see she was coming up to Geordieland on her March tour.

Had booked for 2hrs with her today. I knew 2hrs would not be enough as it never is for me. But it just seems 2hrs seems the right time to ask for as over this just feels awkward (booking someone for 3hrs does not have the same feel to it as booking for 2hrs).

Anyway arranged via email for the best time for me to see her and then phoned an hour before to confirm. I was seriously big time nervous booking someone from the forums and IP had said she was similarly a bit nervous about seeing someone from the forums too.

IP was based at a very posh rented flat in the nice area of Gateshead. On opening the door she had a gorgeous girl next door type dress on (there is probably a better description for the type of dress but all that mattered is she looked gorgeous in it).

I had a quick shower to freshen up and then IP got undressed. Underneath the dress she had suspenders and fishnet stockings on as she had saw a post from mine her saying I liked them. And so again gorgeous, but even though I like them I am the sort of person who likes the girl naked if I can so asked her to take this off too and she happily obliged.

All I can say is IP is a BBW girl. So if you are after size 6-8 look elsewhere. I myself love larger girls and IP is totally gorgeous and definitely the one to see.

In the appointment we had DFK. Hand relief, covered Oral. We did not have sex as I was enjoying the other stuff so much (I personally get most fun out of hand relief and DFK).

Chatting with her she is seriously fun, energetic and down to earth too. The time flew by. I actually overstayed (accidentally) 40 mins over the time as it honestly just flew by as I was having so much fun.

Will definitely see Emily again the next time she is in Newcastle. Fantastic time. Very Highly recommended from me.

Glad to hear it went well. ;)


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Offline Matium

She really is definitely serious fun and has a great sense of humour.

Please Anth, please tell us you didn't stuff her with £20 notes? as enzio did!

 :diablo:
« Last Edit: March 14, 2012, 05:23:41 PM by Matium »

Offline AnthG

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I'm pleased you're happy, but you paid £££ to a prostitute just for just a chat  :scare:
But like I have said in the Paige topics when people have said the same. There is not many other ways I can chat with a hot girl while she is naked and giving me hand relief.

Offline softlad


There is not many other ways I can chat with a hot girl while she is naked and giving me hand relief.

If that's all you want, sensual massage is much cheaper.

Offline mattylondon

Wasn't sure if I should put this where I saw her or where she is based.

As I say Impossible Princess today in Gateshead. She is on tour and spending a few days in Newcastle/Gateshead.

Very pleased that you enjoyed your punt Anth and if you got everything out of it that you wanted, which it sounds like you did, I'm genuinely happy for you mate.  :thumbsup:

Got to say though, that from my point of view, you spent 2hr 40 min with this girl and didn't even fuck her?!  :unknown: What's going on? So your time was taken up by kissing, a hand job and of all things, covered oral and this cost you £200? Fuck that. I honestly get the feeling that this girl encouraged you to chat the whole time and took you for a ride, although in your case, not literally! Tell you what, had that been me, I'd have squeezed every last drop out of her for £200! She wouldn't have had time to eat cream cakes or chat!

Offline AnthG

I honestly get the feeling that this girl encouraged you to chat the whole time and took you for a ride, although in your case, not literally! Tell you what, had that been me, I'd have squeezed every last drop out of her for £200! She wouldn't have had time to eat cream cakes or chat!
No that is not true. Furthest from the truth possible I would say to be honest.

I like to chat inside punts. I actually deem it a bad punt when the girl does not want to chat and have a laugh with me and I feel it comes off to me as she is dejected and just wants to have robotic sex and thus finds me repulsive.

I was the one asking her to chat with me as I was nervous. I go for a GFE and if I had a girlfiend this is what we would be doing.

I know someone will now come back with that I have misunderstood the makup of a GFE. So to pre-empt this I like chatting with escorts I find them interesting, fun and enjoyable people.

I think I am just a little weird with my tastes.

Offline haystacks79

No that is not true. Furthest from the truth possible I would say to be honest.

I like to chat inside punts. I actually deem it a bad punt when the girl does not want to chat and have a laugh with me and I feel it comes off to me as she is dejected and just wants to have robotic sex and thus finds me repulsive.

I was the one asking her to chat with me as I was nervous. I go for a GFE and if I had a girlfiend this is what we would be doing.

I know someone will now come back with that I have misunderstood the makup of a GFE. So to pre-empt this I like chatting with escorts I find them interesting, fun and enjoyable people.

I think I am just a little weird with my tastes.

You're not the only one, I'm a bit weird as well, and what you've said above sounds exactly the same as me! I like to relax, take my time, chat a bit and find I can enjoy myself a lot more that way. I appreciate it's not what many others would consider to be good value, but as long as I'm happy, then I can live with that.

Offline mattylondon

No that is not true. Furthest from the truth possible I would say to be honest.

I like to chat inside punts. I actually deem it a bad punt when the girl does not want to chat and have a laugh with me and I feel it comes off to me as she is dejected and just wants to have robotic sex and thus finds me repulsive.

I was the one asking her to chat with me as I was nervous. I go for a GFE and if I had a girlfiend this is what we would be doing.

I know someone will now come back with that I have misunderstood the makup of a GFE. So to pre-empt this I like chatting with escorts I find them interesting, fun and enjoyable people.

I think I am just a little weird with my tastes.
My guys would be very happy to receive a hand job, friendly chat and covered blow job from their girlfriends after a certain period of time!  :P What's important is you enjoyed it Anth.  ;)

did you discuss the Kettlegate saga?

Offline AnthG

The Adultwork field report is now up for the booking

https://www.adultwork.com/FR?55536

I made one on auto-censored too but it was rejected as the 'URL was bad' which I am not too happy about as I have saw a bunch of times other escorts who have no website and clearly have been booked via AW get field reports using the exact same method I did of ImpossiblePrincess.com as the escorts URL. Am not sure if you can appeal the rejection or not?


Offline Matium

Is she going to start posting on here again?

If they don't want your report Anth then fuck em!
Don't spend your life worrying about it.

Offline AnthG

Is she going to start posting on here again?

Will leave her to answer this, but I hope so as she is very fun. And it certainly is good advertising for an escort being part of a forum. I would never have known to book with her if she never became a member here.

If they don't want your report Anth then fuck em!
Don't spend your life worrying about it.

Yeah you're right. It was really though just to help out Emily as she really was very nice.

Will leave her to answer this, but I hope so as she is very fun. And it certainly is good advertising for an escort being part of a forum. I would never have known to book with her if she never became a member here.

Yeah you're right. It was really though just to help out Emily as she really was very nice.

Anth, good girls do not need help from guys on punting forums. 

Offline Joe Blob

The Adultwork field report is now up for the booking

https://www.adultwork.com/FR?55536

I made one on auto-censored too but it was rejected as the 'URL was bad' which I am not too happy about as I have saw a bunch of times other escorts who have no website and clearly have been booked via AW get field reports using the exact same method I did of ImpossiblePrincess.com as the escorts URL. Am not sure if you can appeal the rejection or not?

If she's happy for her phone number to be listed you can use that as a contact. You can't use an AW URL, but as long as AW isn't mentioned you can put up the FR.

Offline James999

She really is definitely serious fun and has a great sense of humour.

If you pay anyone £100 odd an hour they will laugh at your jokes, take away the fee and see if she still has the same sense of humour.

Paying a pro$$ie to laugh at your jokes is seriously sad, and her taking advantage of your kindness speaks volumes  :music:

Offline Marmalade

If you pay anyone £100 odd an hour they will laugh at your jokes, take away the fee and see if she still has the same sense of humour.

Paying a pro$$ie to laugh at your jokes is seriously sad, and her taking advantage of your kindness speaks volumes  :music:

Oh, hello James! Was wondering where you'd gone - about to ask Jimmyfixit if his alterego was bored with us. Good to see you back mate.

Offline Marmalade

All I can say is IP is a BBW girl. So if you are after size 6-8 look elsewhere. I myself love larger girls and IP is totally gorgeous and definitely the one to see.

In plain speak - for non-BBW- lovers - she's fat.

Offline AnthG

Paying a pro$$ie to laugh at your jokes is seriously sad

Like I have said previously I see escorts mostly just to build confidence with the opposite sex. Its the pitfall of being shy and geekish.

Also great to see you posting again James. Have missed your direct approach.

Offline AnthG

In plain speak - for non-BBW- lovers - she's fat.
I have missed your directness too Marmalade  :drinks:

Offline mattylondon

Like I have said previously I see escorts mostly just to build confidence with the opposite sex. Its the pitfall of being shy and geekish.

Also great to see you posting again James. Have missed your direct approach.
It would be cheaper for you to join a dating site and try to meet a women genuinely interested in you as a person Anth. Not a prossie, who's only interested in taking your £££ and will indulge you for a specific period of time only. I'm not blaming the girl, as that's her role. The problem is with you and not her. Punting prossies isn't the best way to form an all round view of women and won't help you, in the longer term.  :hi:

Offline Marmalade

It would be cheaper for you to join a dating site and try to meet a women genuinely
Badoo, and Plenty of Fish, are crawling with women and are free




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