A Punters Toolkit

[punther]

Essentials

1. Punting Phone
This can be a really basic phone or a cheap smatphone as sometimes google maps can come in very handy and also comes in handy if you need to log onto AW to find a Plan B if Plan A didnt work ounbxfd\ew.
Ideally a sim free unlocked phone so you can easily switch between PAYG sim cards without difficulty

My Choice: Samsung E1200 Sim Free Phone
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2. Watch
A lightweight digital watch with an easy to read display and stopwtch/timer functionality is ideal

My Choice: Casio W-59-1VQES Alarm/Chronograph Watch
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If you want to dazzle her lol: External Link/Members Only
 
Optional Extras
Small Backpack
Small Towel
Small Pack of Condoms
Small Bottle of Lube
Small Bottle of Mouthwash
Unregistered Oystercard


Thoughts?

[itk]

My only toolkit is a punting phone and the money I need for the punt. Not sure why anyone would use a stopwatch for their punt, plus 9/10 WG's have towels and toiletries at their place. Plus if they can't supply the condoms etc I sure as hell ain't going to bother.

[smiths]

My only toolkit is a punting phone and the money I need for the punt. Not sure why anyone would use a stopwatch for their punt, plus 9/10 WG's have towels and toiletries at their place. Plus if they can't supply the condoms etc I sure as hell ain't going to bother.

A watch is essential in my view to ensure the WG sees me look at it at the start of a punt and in the breaks so I get the full time I have paid for, usually works for me, whereas in the past some WGs and parlours were purposely trying to cut my time short.

With toiletries like shower gel or soap I need my own brand with me or my partner would smell the difference on me, with towels some WGs as I know don't change them between punters so taking your own ensures you aren't using a towel another punter has used.

[pontiff]

Phone, cash and my dick. I am a minimalist

[Hatcher]

Phone, cash and my dick. I am a minimalist

Phone, cash, my dick and viagra. I am a pessimist.

[pontiff]

 

[Jimmyredcab]

Unregistered Oystercard     

Only if you are a Government minister or someone very important.     

No one gives two fucks what a taxi driver gets up to.       

[nike]

Phone, cash and my dick. I am a minimalist

  + 1
 

[Mr Sinister]

Rope, medical gloves, roofies...oops wrong kit

[fitasfuck]

Jimmy, have you got up to being naughty in the back of your own cab? Just asking

[RedKettle]

Punting Car
Invisibility cloak
 

[Cuntminion]

Hunting knife
Bleach
Dairylee lunchables ham and cheese
Enya greatest hits

[threechilliman]

Phone, cash, my dick and viagra. I am a pessimist.

As above with the addition of a fully loaded pair of bollocks. I'm an optimist!

tcm

[dezzatheblue2]

Hunting knife
Bleach
Dairylee lunchables ham and cheese
Enya greatest hits

And a cat??

[a_polite_gentleman]

A watch is essential in my view to ensure the WG sees me look at it at the start of a punt and in the breaks so I get the full time I have paid for, usually works for me, whereas in the past some WGs and parlours were purposely trying to cut my time short.

In my experience, its also a good way to ensure the WG ends the appointment specifically on time. As in, no hopes of the potential "she wasn't a clock watcher, and we had an extra 10 minutes". Time monitoring goes both ways 

[Horizontal pleasures]

My tool does not require a kit, thanks all the same.

[RedKettle]

a determination to walk if not the girl I think I have booked

no gifts

[Kerosene]

Prior knowledge. Do your homework before you book.

(if that isn't blindingly obvious).

[sticko]

Hunting knife
Bleach
Dairylee lunchables ham and cheese
Enya greatest hits

Zit cream
Fishing rod
Aristotle's Poetics

Or perhaps just phone, wallet and freshly lathered knob?

[Cuntminion]

And a cat??

Yes

Just stumbled across exciting cat news today too
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[vw]

A copy of revelations 17 to read between pops !

[dezzatheblue2]

Yes

Just stumbled across exciting cat news today too
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Bet it's like cats piss...

[Ben4454]

Don't forget the batman utility belt.

[LanceVance]

A punting phone, cash and oyster card is all I ever need, although for Romanians I would also recommend a crucifix, a wooden stake and garlic in case of a bait and switch. 

[Punter Griffin]

I take all that gear, and a mild disguise, so no one recognises me. 

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[Type_O_Negative]

A punting phone, cash and oyster card is all I ever need, although for Romanians I would also recommend a crucifix, a wooden stake and garlic in case of a bait and switch. 

Haha, but i think crossbow with silver bolts would be better 

I take my phone, money and travelcard. The less the better.

[vw]

Always take the newspaper so when I turn up early as usual can have a read and not look suspicious pacing up and down.  Also doubles as in impromptu spanking tool.

[Siadwel]

Money, punting phone, real phone and wallet securely hidden away in zipped pockets, car keys, glasses, hearing aid, sunglasses.....one time I left my sunglasses case at a girl's flat and had to wait a month before I could get it back. She retrieved it from a shoe-box of miscellaneous stuff that I assumed was 'Punters Lost Property'.

If she's a girl I haven't seen before, my clothes stay with me in the shower, and always in clear line of sight during the punt. I cannot, just cannot, relax if I leave my phone and wallet in the car or at home. My hearing-aid is the thing that gives me most grief, remembering which pocket I put it in, and it's always in the last pocket I look in.

[Hyperchicken]

My hearing-aid is the thing that gives me most grief, remembering which pocket I put it in, and it's always in the last pocket I look in.

Of course it is, why would you continue looking after you've found it?

[Malvolio]

A map of the area if it's somewhere I've not been before.

[Captain Fuzzyduck]

Occasionally:-
Five tea lights
Blindfold
An ostrich feather
Imagination

Always:-
My lucky punting underpants.

[Type_O_Negative]

A map of the area if it's somewhere I've not been before.

I have offline maps in my Lumia smartphone - they are very good. Location does job too!

[Cuntminion]

Always take the newspaper so when I turn up early as usual can have a read and not look suspicious pacing up and down.  Also doubles as in impromptu spanking tool.

Yes read the daily sport in a public walkway

Inconspicuous

Like it

[vw]

Yes read the daily sport in a public walkway

Inconspicuous

Like it

The Daily Male they wont think i'm waiting for a female then.

[Cuntminion]

The Daily Male they wont think i'm waiting for a female then.

I actually buy two papers a day depending how I want the news broken to me

If it's bad news daily star, break bad news too me with half naked ladies

Good news daily mail as they usually find a negative which keeps me in line

[hungrypunt]

Phone, cash, my dick and viagra. I am a pessimist.

Ha ha...luv it

Phone, cash, (a little spare if I get extra horny) and a " Im doing nothing wrong look" as I walk down the street

[Jack_Carms]

I am brand new to punting. I have had just one HE massage so far.

Can people give advice on using Adultwork?

I want to look at some Private Galleries. Is it safe to use my credit card on Adultwork?

[vw]

I am brand new to punting. I have had just one HE massage so far.

Can people give advice on using Adultwork?

I want to look at some Private Galleries. Is it safe to use my credit card on Adultwork?

Loads of other options, I have heard quite a few guys complain the Mrs favourite read is bank and card statements so to avoid explaining there are loads of other payment methods including pre pay with cash cards which you can pick up in most supermarkets and whsmiths

Full list of options

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[Gordon Bennett]

Cash but including coins for pay and display parking. Cos I despise fact them pesky meters don't give change I always have 5 x £1 coin, 1 x 10p, 2 x 20p and 1 x 50p and can thus cover anything from 10p to £6 with exact money.

[LanceVance]

Occasionally:-
Five tea lights
Blindfold
An ostrich feather
Imagination

Always:-
My lucky punting underpants.

I hope you wash them between use, Captain!

[Cuntminion]

Cash but including coins for pay and display parking. Cos I despise fact them pesky meters don't give change I always have 5 x £1 coin, 1 x 10p, 2 x 20p and 1 x 50p and can thus cover anything from 10p to £6 with exact money.

You would of loved Theodore

[vw]

You would of loved Theodore

+1

Do you think Theobore will be back as Simon or Alvin ?

[Cuntminion]

+1

Do you think Theobore will be back as Simon or Alvin ?

It's higly possible but the signs will be there utter shit to wg hatred in less than a hundred posts

I'm actually taking my change to a conistar tomorrow about £50 in shrapnel I usually build up every two months

I got a booking beforehand might try a part pay with itb

I'm sure there's a Ugandan shilling in that jar though

[vw]

It's higly possible but the signs will be there utter shit to wg hatred in less than a hundred posts

I'm actually taking my change to a conistar tomorrow about £50 in shrapnel I usually build up every two months

I got a booking beforehand might try a part pay with itb

I'm sure there's a Ugandan shilling in that jar though

I have an all day punt tomorrow, may go to bank and withdraw cash in coins.  Just put my tool kit together and done the night before check list.  Wank ban tonight !

[Jack_Carms]

virtualwaster; thanks for the info. I think prepaid cards is a super idea.

[Cuntminion]

I have an all day punt tomorrow, may go to bank and withdraw cash in coins.  Just put my tool kit together and done the night before check list.  Wank ban tonight !

Ooooooo who's the lucky girl?

[DG]

A watch is essential in my view to ensure the WG sees me look at it at the start of a punt and in the breaks so I get the full time I have paid for, usually works for me, whereas in the past some WGs and parlours were purposely trying to cut my time short.

As I've mentioned in other threads, I tend to watch the time during a punt more than the WG. I always kept my watch on, but during a first time punt with a girl on my HL a few months back, she noticed my watch and actually asked me the time about 20 mins into an hour punt. Since then I now take my watch off. This has been of particular benefit when with my regular as I always book an hour, but never want to push my luck too much so I always make sure I don't overrun too much. Since taking my watch off, time seems to pass unnoticed for both of us and things seem to be more relaxed.

[webpunter]

Small Backpack

You forgot:
- Ordinance Survey Map
- Membership card to local library
- Train timetable - not for travel - but to do some spotting whilst en-route

I had a Casio watch when i was at school.  You might need this - you can set the stop watch to see if you can last 5 mins

[Hertsgent]

Cash, punting phone, car keys - everything else (good phone, wallet etc) hidden in car. Only problem is recently I thought the car had been stolen whilst punting - leaving me with no cash and a phone with £2.50 PAYG credit. On closer examination it became clear that emptying the old ball bag had played havoc with the memory.....the car was 20 yards further round the corner....saved me explaining to the wife how my car got stolen from an odd place too!

[webpunter]

Only problem is recently I thought the car had been stolen whilst punting - leaving me with no cash and a phone with £2.50 PAYG credit. On closer examination it became clear that emptying the old ball bag had played havoc with the memory.....the car was 20 yards further round the corner....saved me explaining to the wife how my car got stolen from an odd place too!

The ultimate punting nightmare.  Filling in all the forms with the OH cross referencing details