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Author Topic: A Punters Toolkit  (Read 2474 times)

A punting phone, cash and oyster card is all I ever need, although for Romanians I would also recommend a crucifix, a wooden stake and garlic in case of a bait and switch.  :hi:

Haha, but i think crossbow with silver bolts would be better  :D

I take my phone, money and travelcard. The less the better.

Always take the newspaper so when I turn up early as usual can have a read and not look suspicious pacing up and down.  Also doubles as in impromptu spanking tool.

Offline Siadwel

Money, punting phone, real phone and wallet securely hidden away in zipped pockets, car keys, glasses, hearing aid, sunglasses.....one time I left my sunglasses case at a girl's flat and had to wait a month before I could get it back. She retrieved it from a shoe-box of miscellaneous stuff that I assumed was 'Punters Lost Property'.

If she's a girl I haven't seen before, my clothes stay with me in the shower, and always in clear line of sight during the punt. I cannot, just cannot, relax if I leave my phone and wallet in the car or at home. My hearing-aid is the thing that gives me most grief, remembering which pocket I put it in, and it's always in the last pocket I look in.

My hearing-aid is the thing that gives me most grief, remembering which pocket I put it in, and it's always in the last pocket I look in.

Of course it is, why would you continue looking after you've found it?

Offline Malvolio

A map of the area if it's somewhere I've not been before.

Occasionally:-
Five tea lights
Blindfold
An ostrich feather
Imagination

Always:-
My lucky punting underpants.

A map of the area if it's somewhere I've not been before.

I have offline maps in my Lumia smartphone - they are very good. Location does job too!

Offline comaminion

Always take the newspaper so when I turn up early as usual can have a read and not look suspicious pacing up and down.  Also doubles as in impromptu spanking tool.

Yes read the daily sport in a public walkway

Inconspicuous

Like it
Banning reason: White-knighting

Yes read the daily sport in a public walkway

Inconspicuous

Like it
The Daily Male they wont think i'm waiting for a female then.

Offline comaminion

The Daily Male they wont think i'm waiting for a female then.



I actually buy two papers a day depending how I want the news broken to me

If it's bad news daily star, break bad news too me with half naked ladies

Good news daily mail as they usually find a negative which keeps me in line
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline hungrypunt


Phone, cash, my dick and viagra. I am a pessimist.

Ha ha...luv it

Phone, cash, (a little spare if I get extra horny) and a " Im doing nothing wrong look" as I walk down the street


I am brand new to punting. I have had just one HE massage so far.

Can people give advice on using Adultwork?

I want to look at some Private Galleries. Is it safe to use my credit card on Adultwork?

I am brand new to punting. I have had just one HE massage so far.

Can people give advice on using Adultwork?

I want to look at some Private Galleries. Is it safe to use my credit card on Adultwork?
Loads of other options, I have heard quite a few guys complain the Mrs favourite read is bank and card statements so to avoid explaining there are loads of other payment methods including pre pay with cash cards which you can pick up in most supermarkets and whsmiths

Full list of options

https://www.adultwork.com/BuyCredits.asp

Cash but including coins for pay and display parking. Cos I despise fact them pesky meters don't give change I always have 5 x £1 coin, 1 x 10p, 2 x 20p and 1 x 50p and can thus cover anything from 10p to £6 with exact money.

Occasionally:-
Five tea lights
Blindfold
An ostrich feather
Imagination

Always:-
My lucky punting underpants.


I hope you wash them between use, Captain!

Offline comaminion

Cash but including coins for pay and display parking. Cos I despise fact them pesky meters don't give change I always have 5 x £1 coin, 1 x 10p, 2 x 20p and 1 x 50p and can thus cover anything from 10p to £6 with exact money.

You would of loved Theodore
Banning reason: White-knighting

You would of loved Theodore
+1

Do you think Theobore will be back as Simon or Alvin ?

Offline comaminion

+1

Do you think Theobore will be back as Simon or Alvin ?

It's higly possible but the signs will be there utter shit to wg hatred in less than a hundred posts

I'm actually taking my change to a conistar tomorrow about £50 in shrapnel I usually build up every two months

I got a booking beforehand might try a part pay with itb :D

I'm sure there's a Ugandan shilling in that jar though
Banning reason: White-knighting

It's higly possible but the signs will be there utter shit to wg hatred in less than a hundred posts

I'm actually taking my change to a conistar tomorrow about £50 in shrapnel I usually build up every two months

I got a booking beforehand might try a part pay with itb :D

I'm sure there's a Ugandan shilling in that jar though
I have an all day punt tomorrow, may go to bank and withdraw cash in coins.  Just put my tool kit together and done the night before check list.  Wank ban tonight !

virtualwaster; thanks for the info. I think prepaid cards is a super idea.

Offline comaminion

I have an all day punt tomorrow, may go to bank and withdraw cash in coins.  Just put my tool kit together and done the night before check list.  Wank ban tonight !


Ooooooo who's the lucky girl?
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline DG

A watch is essential in my view to ensure the WG sees me look at it at the start of a punt and in the breaks so I get the full time I have paid for, usually works for me, whereas in the past some WGs and parlours were purposely trying to cut my time short.


As I've mentioned in other threads, I tend to watch the time during a punt more than the WG. I always kept my watch on, but during a first time punt with a girl on my HL a few months back, she noticed my watch and actually asked me the time about 20 mins into an hour punt. Since then I now take my watch off. This has been of particular benefit when with my regular as I always book an hour, but never want to push my luck too much so I always make sure I don't overrun too much. Since taking my watch off, time seems to pass unnoticed for both of us and things seem to be more relaxed.
Banning reason: White-knight

Offline webpunter

Small Backpack
You forgot:
- Ordinance Survey Map
- Membership card to local library
- Train timetable - not for travel - but to do some spotting whilst en-route

I had a Casio watch when i was at school.  You might need this - you can set the stop watch to see if you can last 5 mins

Offline Hertsgent

Cash, punting phone, car keys - everything else (good phone, wallet etc) hidden in car. Only problem is recently I thought the car had been stolen whilst punting - leaving me with no cash and a phone with £2.50 PAYG credit. On closer examination it became clear that emptying the old ball bag had played havoc with the memory.....the car was 20 yards further round the corner....saved me explaining to the wife how my car got stolen from an odd place too!

Offline webpunter

Only problem is recently I thought the car had been stolen whilst punting - leaving me with no cash and a phone with £2.50 PAYG credit. On closer examination it became clear that emptying the old ball bag had played havoc with the memory.....the car was 20 yards further round the corner....saved me explaining to the wife how my car got stolen from an odd place too!
The ultimate punting nightmare.  Filling in all the forms with the OH cross referencing details  :scare:


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