I quite like parlours. I like the convenience of them. I don’t have to plan ahead, I don’t have to enter into often lengthy email and text exchanges, I don’t have to play mission impossible … (“call me from the third row of the car park … go to the third yellow door past the second traffic light, dial 132543724598765, and when you’re buzzed in make your way to the end of the corridor, then right, then left, then up a flight of stairs and when you get to the broom cupboard next to the ceiling fan that doesn’t work call me for further instructions …”).
I also like mature, (over 40 women). My experience is that, in the parlour context at least, they do seem to deliver a superior quality of service. They don’t make me feel like I am getting off with my kids friends, are less likely to be crack heads and have a certain world weary sluttiness that I find erotically pleasant.
Obviously you may feel differently.
Now, when I travel in the Stoke direction, I usually pay a visit to Adele’s. Fits my bill nicely thank you.
South of Stoke I struggle. Brum seems to be a desert for this sort of thing. Plenty of parlours, plenty of mature babes, not a single parlour specialising in mature babes.
At least that is my experience. Any one know of a place that fits that bill south of Stoke on Trent?
Am I alone with this kink?