,,,,,,, your wife do if she ever finds out about your hobby?
Cry? Scream? Shout? Blame herself? Blame you? Threaten to kill herself or you? Go to her mothers? Leave for good?
Fill the children's heads with hate for you?
Or will it be the worst case scenario that she divorces you and gets the house and the bank account and the car and the pension and the children and leave you with just the clothes you're in?
How will your wife react?