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Offline Matium

,,,,,,, your wife do if she ever finds out about your hobby?

Cry? Scream? Shout? Blame herself? Blame you? Threaten to kill herself or you? Go to her mothers? Leave for good?

Fill the children's heads with hate for you?

Or will it be the worst case scenario that she divorces you and gets the house and the bank account and the car and the pension and the children and leave you with just the clothes you're in?

How will your wife react?

Offline Eminem

You are both Purple and Posh on that thread on Mumsnet aren't you?

Well i dont think she would want to join in   on the other hand she did say we should have a similar hobby .....


Offline Matium

It's strange.

A lot of wives lose interest in sex, especially after the children come, so they don't have sex with their husbands anymore but then they don't want their husbands to have sex with anyone else either.

Women's logic, eh?

i think they must suspect it goes on but blank it until someone else knows

Offline Lurtz

Once a woman has pushed out a sprog, she knows her home and alimony are secure for the next 18 years, so she doesn't have to comply with her husband's requests for regular sex. Surprise surprise, he gets it elsewhere. Suddenly the lazy cow realizes there are consequences to her denial of wifely responsibilities and she sheds a tear as reality slaps her across the face.

All wives should sign a pre-nup stating that handjobs, blowjobs, and vaginal intercourse are part of her job. If these are not forthcoming for a period exceeding 3 weeks, the husband can fuck prossies.

Offline AnthG

Once a woman has pushed out a sprog, she knows her home and alimony are secure for the next 18 years, so she doesn't have to comply with her husband's requests for regular sex. Surprise surprise, he gets it elsewhere. Suddenly the lazy cow realizes there are consequences to her denial of wifely responsibilities and she sheds a tear as reality slaps her across the face.

All wives should sign a pre-nup stating that handjobs, blowjobs, and vaginal intercourse are part of her job. If these are not forthcoming for a period exceeding 3 weeks, the husband can fuck prossies.
I have a feeling its more so due to hormonal changes than the women just being awkward/mischievous.

This line sums things up well

Quote
Sex after pregnancy is often delayed for several weeks or months, and may be difficult and painful for women. Injury to the perineum or surgical cuts (episiotomy) to the vagina during childbirth can cause sexual dysfunction. Sexual activity other than sexual intercourse is possible sooner, but some women experience a prolonged loss of sexual desire after giving birth, which may be associated with postnatal depression. Common issues that may last more than a year after birth are greater desire by the man than the woman, and a worsening of the woman's body image.

Now play devils advocate. She is going through all that. And also taking care of a screaming kid. And you pop off to see a fit 20 year old escort.

I have a feeling its more so due to hormonal changes than the women just being awkward/mischievous.

This line sums things up well

Now play devils advocate. She is going through all that. And also taking care of a screaming kid. And you pop off to see a fit 20 year old escort.

but if men are honest they dont have the natural desire to have kids look at life in the wild most animals are not partnerd for life

Offline AnthG

but if men are honest they dont have the natural desire to have kids.
I am not sure if this is true. For me, one of the most depressing things is that I do not have kids.

If that were also true men would be terrible parents. As they wouldn't care less about them.

anth are you married or in a relationship


well if it means that much to you your on the wrong site 

when was your last punt

Offline AnthG

well if it means that much to you your on the wrong site 

when was your last punt
February 10th with Paige.

My next one hopefully will be this week as IP is visiting Newcastle.

Tony Montana

but if men are honest they dont have the natural desire to have kids look at life in the wild most animals are not partnerd for life

Biologically most mammals are pre-programmed to ensure the continuation of our genes and the best way to ensure that is to take care of our offspring so they can eventually continue the bloodline.

Offline Melb

God only knows.
The prospect is too terrifying to contemplate.
The shit would hit the jet engine.


Offline Andre 3000

I almost found out the other week..

I had booked a cheeky outcall to mine as i was in the mood so to speak now usually i ring my significant other to make sure she's all comfy and settled at work. This time i took it for granted that she was. So i had arranged to have a meet with a woman i had wanted to see for a while so i set a time with her 2.30pm, had a bath and got the living room ready.

The woman texts to say she's on the way and should be at my place in 40mins. I sit on the bed thinking about all the naughty things i'm going to do to her. Then i hear a key in the door. I bolt up and walk to the door. It's my wife. I almost shit myself. But i played it off cool. She had come back from work as she had been under the weather that whole week so was able to come home early.

I quickly texted the escort to obviously cancel and explained what had happened. Then carried on with the wife, the best bit we had a delicious shag later in the afternoon.  :cool:

I can smile now but it would not have been so amusing, if i had booked it an hour earlier. I would have been deep in the session so to speak.

« Last Edit: March 12, 2012, 02:25:37 PM by Andre 3000 »

Offline Matium

You like living on the edge then?

 :diablo:

Offline Andre 3000

You like living on the edge then?

 :diablo:

Not particularly. I know outcalls are always risky but i like doing it on 'homeground'.  l always make sure that she's still at work hence the afternoon meets.

This time i didn't check on her current location and almost got caught.



« Last Edit: March 12, 2012, 04:26:57 PM by Andre 3000 »

Offline Jacob

My next one hopefully will be this week as IP is visiting Newcastle.

Stand by for UKP's first wedding. Given the topic subject you'll be OK with the future Mrs AnthG.  :) :angelgirl:

Offline Jacob

I almost found out the other week ...................

Assuming this is true and you want to maintain the relationship this MO is Punting suicide in my view, may even turn to murder/suicide.

Far too high risk. Probability dictates you will be caught out one way or another. :wacko:  :)

Offline AnthG

Stand by for UKP's first wedding. Given the topic subject you'll be OK with the future Mrs AnthG.  :) :angelgirl:
I could wish but she is too much out of my league.

I am somewhat worried when I see her incase she is shocked when opening the door.

Think of it a bit like this


Offline smiths

I could wish but she is too much out of my league.

I am somewhat worried when I see her incase she is shocked when opening the door.

Think of it a bit like this



Thats one ugly geezer. :scare: :scare: :scare: ;)

Offline mattylondon

I can smile now but it would not have been so amusing, if i had booked it an hour earlier. I would have been deep in the session so to speak.
Your case sounds very much like one I heard from a prossie I regularly punt, who I posted about recently on here! Unfortunately for him, it wasn't a happy ending, as his wife and daughter turned up as the prossie was putting her top back on!!  :sarcastic: Got to say, you definitely like living on the edge and have big balls to do that!! I salute you! Naturally, your luck will run out. I hope you realise that and when it does, keep us all informed! :D
« Last Edit: March 12, 2012, 11:39:14 PM by mattylondon »

Offline Andre 3000

Your case sounds very much like one I heard from a prossie I regularly punt, who I posted about recently on here! Unfortunately for him, it wasn't a happy ending, as his wife and daughter turned up as the prossie was putting her top back on!!  :sarcastic: Got to say, you definitely like living on the edge and have big balls to do that!! I salute you! Naturally, your luck will run out. I hope you realise that and when it does, keep us all informed! :D

Yeah i'm very,very cautious of pushing it, that was a nice reminder of whats at stake really.

I only do outcalls on occasion when i need to be contactable and near my computer for my work. Also spending half my day traipsing across London when i can have the lady come to me for an hour is always an easier option but sometimes easier can equal more dangerous.



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