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Author Topic: The most classless venues for a punt?  (Read 2751 times)


Offline Seahorse

4th or 5th punt ... and I hadn't been lucky before, so thought I'd go for a pro with lots of reviews.  She had a dogging meet a mile form my place, but I was too scared, so I booked a 120 hour hotel do.  1pm.

20 minutes outside a hotel waiting for her to turn up in her "Goth" personalised plate car.

BF/Pimp told me to "have a good time and fuck her bad".

She lies on her back, edge of the bed, legs wide open asking me what do you want? Bareback?

I decide not .. give her my all, whilst she lies there, tits high as anything, but not moving (I think they were FF implants in those days).

Shot in about 5 minutes, and then she stopped chewing her gum.

Told me "you can't cum in Kylie twice" and starts to wank me off ... and then took a phone call!!  Carries on, (the phone call was about more breast implants), and I've had enough and go soft.

Kyrie then ushers me out ... so that's less than 40 mins for 120

Didn't punt for a long time after that - but I'm glad to see that so many others have bad reviews of her.

To this day, she's probably my worst - but definitely my most disappointing
Banning reason: Fluffy demanding other punters not post negatives to avoid prossies losing money

Offline comaminion

Every amateur vid I seen of her she is on her back no fucking effort

Cheers for the detail seahorses popcorn stuff wouldn't touch her with a barge pole
Banning reason: White-knighting

christ, i should imagine you'd catch syphilis just being in the same room as this one

Offline comaminion

christ, i should imagine you'd catch syphilis just being in the same room as this one

I don't think it would be impossible to punt her if she has the right outfit




Banning reason: White-knighting

on closer inspection......thats my damn wife!

Offline comaminion

Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline the_exile

Lulu's massage in Sawbridgeworth - grim, felt like doing it in a half derelict office.

It appeals to me and as she's so slutty I find that a turn on even though I am still a virgin.

It appeals to me and as she's so slutty I find that a turn on even though I am still a virgin.
so you only want to use your dick once in your lifetime ?

jcdmj12

OW behind a skip on a small industrial estate.

Getting sucked off on the tour bus (top floor) driving round Bucharest. She wasnt a WG, a married american civvie. BUT she payed for my flight and expenses so it kind of counts as a punt. So i guess I was the whore. Classless venue, as it was Romania after all.

OW behind a skip on a small industrial estate.
Sounds delightful, sounds as bad as the bin shed behind the Augustus John pub in liverpool.

Offline cueball

OW behind a skip on a small industrial estate.

Very similar, ow behind a low wall in a back yard in bradford 20 years ago, from the outside I were the only one visible, she were on her knees, it was just a man stood in a yard with a strange look on his face.

In a scrapyard in Stockport last Christmas. Me and her fitted in really well - both of us were fit for the scrap heap by the time we'd finished.

tcm

probably in an industrial estate in the Trafford Park area of Manchester, in my Dad's car about 45 years ago

upstairs in a back bedroom in a back to back terrace in Leigh, Lancashire about a week ago. (Review follows soon)
« Last Edit: September 27, 2015, 02:51:21 PM by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline yorkshire123

Not as bad as some but a couple of years ago I punted at Diamond Lodge, Gorton Manchester in a smoking allowed room (how many of them do you see?)
It was pretty grim & come to think of it so was the Romanian prossie  :(
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin


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