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Offline Big Bad R

Would echo all the comments on here, prety poor value in my opinion.

Still when your out with mates and had a few beers it's a bit of a laugh, often visited Edinburgh and the 'pubic triangle' (3 clubs within spitting distance of each other). When last there in January, full of EE's tried to get a couple back to my room with no joy !

Was in Leamington Spa (of all places) late last year and went to a place called Secrets had a dance and the girl offered me a 'happy ending' for £50' thought it was a wind up but she delivered (hand job) and even gave me a very brief OWO. Only trouble was I had to hide my cock under my shirt in case a bouncer came in, fucking cum everywhere and I got in a right mess   :blush:
« Last Edit: August 13, 2015, 09:21:26 PM by Big Bad R »

Offline Marmalade

AlexDeLarge gave a very accurate account of the better strip club scene in America -- welcome to the forum Alex!

The whole hassle with American strip clubs is finding ones which give you the real deal and which are primarily cherry-girl-come-ons for big bucks and fuck all sex. My own experience has been that the better clubs in terms of vfm are often out in the sticks and sonetimes in less than savoury areas. Places where you have to maybe do quite a bit of travelling and even sometimes tip someone to make sure your car won't be jacked or just have to watch how you behave getting there (in terms of safety). But once you get in these places you can have a ball. There's not the mediocrity of the Asian Massage Parlour scene or the double-dealing 'interview' process of booking an indie. You just find a chick that looks like she'll give you a hot time, pay a few bucks for a private dance, and negotiate some action there and then. Those little fuckers grind away like they mean it. One place didn't even pretend to dance on my lap: just positioned my cock and rubbed her privates up an down to get the mutherload. I never found the negotiations very long. They'd offer you deal, you haggle and accept or refuse. Her 'persuasion' can be half the fun whether you accept her best offer or move on to fill the mouth or pussy of another piece of hot ass. For a prolonged evening of lap-grinding while you choose, the American invention called liquid pants or somerhing like that are pretty cool. You get maximum friction before getting your cock out without any of the excruciating denim chaff or lost pocket syndrome. Their lapdances are among the best in the world and it's a shame that the UK only imported the sexless, high-priced version from the rip-off city centre scenes.

Offline itk

The trouble is I leave these clubs and am desparate for a shag. The last one I visited was just before Christmas last year. Works night out and ended the night in Fallen Angels of Gt. Yarmouth. Big venue with about a dozen girls. I had two private dances, one being with a regular who a mate always has a dance or two with. She was utter filth, undoing my flies and grinding away and then fingering herself and then letting me lick her fingers. The end of the dance she asked if I wanted another dance, this time on the bed for £40. However filthy it was, it certainly wasn't worth that price, so I declined.

Offline Jackhammer88

I used to work the doors part time during the weekends at some strip clubs in Manchester and literally seen grown men CRY over spending hundreds of £ during the course of an evening on dances. Some were pissed some were sober. I gave a guy who I saw once crying his eyes out £25 as he had spent all his money on dances and needed it for baby formula as he was celebrating the birth of his kid with mates who literally dragged him into the club when he clearly didn't want to go.

The guy, who was still crying, shook me by the hand and said  'thanks so much as you've probably just saved my marriage and my kids life!'.

Needless to say strip clubs are like betting shops. Both are rip offs and you can get badly burnt financially. Stick to punting and you're onto a near enough dead cert.  :thumbsup:
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Private dances eg £20-30 for 3min are not worth, but we regularly go to Browns in Shoreditch where you can watch stage shows and dances by just paying £1 into a pot, and v reasonably priced drinks and no door fee before certain times.   No pressure for private dances either

Offline Big Bad R

Private dances eg £20-30 for 3min are not worth, but we regularly go to Browns in Shoreditch where you can watch stage shows and dances by just paying £1 into a pot, and v reasonably priced drinks and no door fee before certain times.   No pressure for private dances either

Yeah, place like that near Kings Cross, can't remember it's name but it's pretty grotty !

AlexDeLarge gave a very accurate account of the better strip club scene in America -- welcome to the forum Alex!

The whole hassle with American strip clubs is finding ones which give you the real deal and which are primarily cherry-girl-come-ons for big bucks and fuck all sex. My own experience has been that the better clubs in terms of vfm are often out in the sticks and sonetimes in less than savoury areas. Places where you have to maybe do quite a bit of travelling and even sometimes tip someone to make sure your car won't be jacked or just have to watch how you behave getting there (in terms of safety). But once you get in these places you can have a ball. There's not the mediocrity of the Asian Massage Parlour scene or the double-dealing 'interview' process of booking an indie. You just find a chick that looks like she'll give you a hot time, pay a few bucks for a private dance, and negotiate some action there and then. Those little fuckers grind away like they mean it. One place didn't even pretend to dance on my lap: just positioned my cock and rubbed her privates up an down to get the mutherload. I never found the negotiations very long. They'd offer you deal, you haggle and accept or refuse. Her 'persuasion' can be half the fun whether you accept her best offer or move on to fill the mouth or pussy of another piece of hot ass. For a prolonged evening of lap-grinding while you choose, the American invention called liquid pants or somerhing like that are pretty cool. You get maximum friction before getting your cock out without any of the excruciating denim chaff or lost pocket syndrome. Their lapdances are among the best in the world and it's a shame that the UK only imported the sexless, high-priced version from the rip-off city centre scenes.

Thanks you!

To be fair, most of the strip clubs I have hit are nothing to remember, mediocre affairs. Over the years I have learned a bit about how to pick out good ones, where I am likely to get "mileage". One place I went, the idea was the girls would try to make you cum in your pants, and that was the whole goal, sounds like you had a similar experience. When I went there the first time, I had no idea and was quite shocked at this girls determinedness. After the song, she tried to ask quite delicately "is that enough? Did you... get what you needed?", and I left with a mess in my pants. Fun experience once or twice, but frankly I can do without the mess.

Over the years I have stopped with strip clubs unless I find something exceptional in reviews online. Escorts are much more of a sure thing, but will cost you more. When you just have a few hours to kill, a reasonable strip club is a great way to put the day behind you. Most of the girls are strait players however, I was at one in DC once where I was chatting this girl up a bit, and she kept coming back to me. After a bit, I figured out she misunderstood something I said, and thought I traveled back and forth to DC and I had a house in DC that was empty most of the time (I really just stayed in a hotel, no idea where she got the idea I had a house). She had told me how she broke up with her boyfriend, was living with her mom, etc. Then later on asked for my number that we could go out dancing at a legit place some time etc. Thats when I figured out she was looking for a place to crash while I was out of town.

Their job is to get as much of your cash as they can while giving you as little as possible at most places. As long as you are aware of the hustle, its not so bad, but a lot of people fall for it.

A couple other quick stories, about the not so nice ones.

Once I was at a joint sitting next to the stage, this slag is dancing and looks like she should have been back in the stable years ago. She comes up to me, reaches in my glass, pulls out an ice cube, sticks it up her pussy, pulls it back out, drops it back in my drink. No thank you.

Another place, I was going to this town frequently and really digging the girls there. Dark, good action, cheap, thought I got to know some of the women. I come back to town, the place is shut down after a bust, turns out the owner was filming the girls having sex with is security dogs he kept onsite, then selling the videos online. Real, actual dogs. Woof Woof.

I was in Seattle once, sitting alone at the bar and the girl did this thing where when you tip you put it in her panties and would put your hand just so where you could feel her pubic hair, but no more. Sorry, but human reaction for me, my fingers reached out to touch the real thing. She jumps, says I am not supposed to do that, then moves on, no big deal. However I am sitting next to a bunch of Mexican dudes that think that was just the coolest thing ever. They adopted me as part of their group for the night, I paid for no more drinks, took me back to their house party thing afterward where I ended up having sex with some chica that was there. I think it was a gang thing, but I took off before I found out if I screwed up or not by banging her. Lots of drug use in that house, but .. was an experience.

If anyone is traveling to the US, and spends time in Texas or Arizona your luck is likely to be better. Anywhere else, you have to research.

From this thread, no way am I hitting the strip clubs when I visit the UK.

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How many years ago was that I doubt you could get away spending so little now days

About five years ago at Browns in Shoreditch,if you avoided the busy Thursday to Saturdays it  used to be quiet.

Offline congo66

About five years ago at Browns in Shoreditch,if you avoided the busy Thursday to Saturdays it  used to be quiet.

The White Horse Pub in Shoreditch High Street just up the road from Liverpool Street Station is/was the same at about that time too.

Offline Oberyn1

I remember going to a local lapdance bar, it was only a small establishment with very few places to sit down, but when we did sit down almost every woman came over to us. There was about 5/6 women working that night and i got 2 songs for £20, but still a rip off. It is the most cock teasing thing ever, especially as the woman who was giving me the lapdance bit my hard cock through my jeans and then pretty much stuck her tits and ass in my face, then at the end bent over and said "you can slap my ass" and so i did, then i had to go.

I was about 20 at the time and first time ever been to a lapdance bar, so was a bit overwhelmed and just picked the first woman that came up to me, even though she did smell of cigarette smoke quite strongly and wasn't the most attractive woman working that night, decent enough though. There was a Russian woman who was attractive who kept approaching me for a dance, but we were going to the nightclub after and i would have been out of pocket if i spent another £20+ on lapdances. I must admit, when you're in those places it can be tempting to say no, but i stayed strong and declined any further advances from women.
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Dear god that sounds like an experience, been around the east coast of the US and all my experiences of the strip scene has been a vanilla experience and a waste. Maybe cause I played it safe by going to the commercial places, did not have the balls to travel to somewhere like queens at night alone for some raw action.

I maybe going to the south next year with friends so might be a different story then.

Offline sunday

Yeah, place like that near Kings Cross, can't remember it's name but it's pretty grotty !

I think I know the place it’s not good.

Good £1 in the pot for a stage stripper, with pub priced drinks, and no door charges (at least in the day) clubs are.

Browns
http://browns-shoreditch.co.uk/

The Horns. Which is fairly new and owned by the same company that own Browns above.
http://thehorns-shoreditch.co.uk/

And my favourite The White Horse.
http://www.thewhitehorsepub.biz/about.htm

Dear god that sounds like an experience, been around the east coast of the US and all my experiences of the strip scene has been a vanilla experience and a waste. Maybe cause I played it safe by going to the commercial places, did not have the balls to travel to somewhere like queens at night alone for some raw action.

I maybe going to the south next year with friends so might be a different story then.

Yeah, I have to admit I have not been shy on going to areas where its not exactly safe. I am always traveling, using a rental car, dress where I don't stand out, and only keep what I need to have with me (no extra cash, only ID, etc). I have been lucky and never really got in too much trouble outside of one time I got shot at (long story but its the US, so guns).

The south has a lot of good clubs. I don't know what the rules are here about linking to outside places so I won't do it but if you want some pointers on where to find good info PM me and I will provide. One thing you find in the south is a lot of non-legit "house party" strip clubs that are word of mouth. They are pretty much a pimp taking over a house and running dances/fucking, no regulations at all. They are not really safe at all (watch what you drink so no one ruffies you to take your roll) but they can be a lot of fun, especially with a small group that can watch each others backs.

On the east coast, I found the most action in West Virginia. Its a total shit hole, but there is no work for any of the girls outside of stripping and they are all desperate to bring in rent. Its a 3rd world in the US. In Maryland there are some good places, but in DC its usually bad. Bible belt in the US is also normally bad. In NY, strip clubs are a waste (same as in vegas) as you can get cheaper private in your room. And hell, if you are into the asian massage thing, there are a lot of those that work out quite well.

But yah, in the US if you go to the established strip clubs that are very commercial you might get lucky here and there, but overall they are for after work parties where people want to feel "naughty" or pre-wedding parties where they want one last "fling" but don't want to go too far and destroy the prospect of getting married.

As a general rule, anyplace where they serve alcohol are not going to get you much. BYOB places are far better. I have a lot of other stories but don't want to flood the tread with it. But Toronto strip clubs will consistently outdo anything in the US.

Offline Bond

Yeah, place like that near Kings Cross, can't remember it's name but it's pretty grotty !

It's the Flying Scotsman.

The girls there don't do private dances, just stage shows, which is cool if you find it difficult to say no!

Offline smiths

If this belongs in the off topic part then please move it there.

A guy that I work with came in looking pretty upset, not his usual happy bantery self, I asked him what was up, and he looked down at the floor and then said quietly "I when to a strip club on the weekend and blew about £500, I am so ashamed" I said to him "oh shit mate, that really sucks, we all do stupid things" All I could think was what is the point of a strip club? (I have never been to one but whats the point when I can pay for a sang instead of going home feeling horny after having a girl dance for me with NO SEX) but I did want to tell him that there is some thing better then a strip club, its called punting but I don't think that would go down well, as I would have to explain why I know what it is, he will likely think that its low to pay for it, etc.

I mean in comparison to what he did I had a 1 hour punt on the weekend for £120 and came home feeling happy and sexually fulfilled.

Just wanted to share something that I found amusing.   

There literally is no point to a strip club anymore for me, all tease and no action, or action at an outrageous cost. A complete and total waste of money in my experiences, I might as well of thrown my money in a bin.

Offline purple_t

Only been twice in my life when I was a lot younger, concluded that they are for chumps. £10-20 for a nude dance that lasts all of 3-4 minutes, the alcohol is usually overpriced as well. Punting is much better value for money and infinitely more fun.

Strip clubs are for cowards not brave enough to become punters !

Offline purple_t

Strip clubs are for cowards not brave enough to become punters !

Too right!
One of my best mates goes to strip clubs quite regularly... I know he is tempted to punt and browses Adultwork, he just doesn't have the balls to make a booking. I have even tried recommending him good girls to start with, but he still has his reservations

Offline Marmalade

While I largely agree, there must be exceptions. As discussed, there's sometimes better sex at a decent price in the USA if you know how. Some people I'm sure enjoy being 'one-removed' from the pleasure if not quite voyeuristically. Then there are men who don't want to risk even a minor infection that could be passed to their wife or have some perverted moral idea that it is being more "faithful."

I did think it was a nice option when Blow Job Queen, a popular cheapie Edinburgh indie, opened shop a few yards from the fiver-a-dance lapdance bar; yet I didn't find it made me hornier for her.

Offline Marmalade

A lapdance curiously is more 'socially acceptable' than simply fucking a prostitute. Just try telling your colleagues at your work!

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There literally is no point to a strip club anymore for me, all tease and no action, or action at an outrageous cost. A complete and total waste of money in my experiences, I might as well of thrown my money in a bin.

I feel exactly the same! The amount of money I wasted in Blackpool Strip clubs over the years makes me feel a right TWAT now! Then I discovered Thai Paradise, then AW and have had the time of my life  :D

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A lapdance curiously is more 'socially acceptable' than simply fucking a prostitute. Just try telling your colleagues at your work!
Or maybe not !  Even if you feel pre-disposed you mention then i would tread very carefully at work.  Have ended up on the same subject with business contacts.  After careful vetting.  You'd be amazed with the level of interest in this subject matter

Offline Matty24579

I have been to a few strip clubs in the town where i live it was ok at first but gets rather boring after a while as the op was saying you can get a shag for a better price  :D

Offline mega


If you want to see half-naked girls take their clothes off go to a strip club; if you want sex book an indie or go to a massage parlour. If you have plenty of money in your pocket or you're a city "suit", visiting a club is good fun but that's about it.

Turn back the clock twenty or so years and nearly every pub and working mens club had their Sunday strippers. In Sheffield there was the Dog and Partridge, Plumpers, Ma Bakers to name but three. The girls came on stage, walked round allowing contact with the audience. Sometimes a lucky, or possibly unlucky guy, was invited onto the stage for the ritual humiliation with the shaving foam and belt or whatever. Some of the more raunchy girls would bring their wrapped up towels onto the stage and reveal not only the baby oil but a selection of dildos that would be used at the end of the act. I can remember many happy evenings/afternoons at the Dog and Partridge watching the striptease. Alas those days are gone.

Times change but more particularly the heinous Harriet Harman decided that anywhere with strip shows would have to be licensed by the local authority for the terrible crime of women taking their clothes off (Section 27 of the Policing and Crime Act 2009 should people wish to read it).
The strip pub already disappearing became virtually non-existent overnight. A few still exist in Shoreditch but that's about it nationwide. Puritanical local authorities closed down other venues by either demanding huge licensing fees or alternatively stating that the appropriate number of establishments in their authority is "nil" such as The Harp at East Peckham.
http://www.courier.co.uk/Strip-club-close-East-Peckham-license-refused/story-19215820-detail/story.html   

So what of lap dancing venues?  These had replaced the traditional pubs in the early 21st century.  Most opened  and soon closed. Local authorities charged extortionate fees, banned on a whim. Take Nottingham, an authority that was fined for maladministration over the licensing of such clubs. On one hand it refused a licence as the proposed club was near a residential area and might upset parents, then when an application was made for a club on an industrial estate it was refused as sex-mad men might harass women and it was too isolated. A month ago I visited a well-known establishment and spent £100 on a dancer; money ill spent but for 15 minutes I enjoyed a naked girl grinding in my groin. I know it could easily have escalated to more £££s but as a treat to me I enjoyed it.

Finally for those of you who can't remember the halcyon days of the Sunday Lunch club Strip - here's a link to show what it was really like:-
http://www.vclubnotts.com/.  Enjoy the picture galleries!
     


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