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Author Topic: Strip clubs = not worth it.  (Read 7029 times)

Offline Diehard

Strip clubs are a huge waste of money as most you can't even touch the girl. Most will fuck for money out of hours but charge insane prices and offer a shite service.

Some strip clubs have private areas where you can have extras but again the prices are ridiculous.


Offline stevedave

Plus they probably had the best sushi I have tasted.

I hope that isn't a euphemism  :D :lol:

Offline Mr Shack

I forgot to mention that he was with 3 other guys from work and he was also buying drinks with that £500, so its not as bad as having spend that on just dances, but still thats a fucking expensive night and it had only been a week since payday as well, I think he needs to get himself a wife to give her the money, with little in return he might feel less ashamed about that.

Also seeing as everyone is saying that clubs are better outside of the UK, whats the best (or one of) places in Europe? 
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Offline hexohm

Only ever been to one strip club and the whole process was shit.  Cant remember how much i paid, maybe £20, for a short dance from a bird i couldnt fuck.  Seriously, whats the point?

No interest in being cock teased.

jcdmj12

Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant, paying to read the menu, and leaving.

Offline vt

There used to be a place in Leighton Buzzard where you play pool with the girl's whilst they stripped and played naked much better value than a lap dance. Some of the angles they used to take a shot was worth the tenner alone

Pity it wasn't Snooker, you could try potting the pink and go for a tricky brown!!  :D

Offline vt

The £1 in a pint jar places in Shoreditch are pretty good value as strip-joints go. You can stay for an hour, have a pint and see 6 hot girls strip down to their birthday suits on the stage for about a tenner. They come up to you to try and persuade you to go for a £10 private dance (no touching), but no hard-sell involved and it's nice interacting with them. The quality (looks) of the girls is up there with the best you see in punting...plus some very skilled/acrobatic/flexible on the pole.

Ultimately it is a cock-tease, but you could get yourself revved up there and head to Soho for some relief, could be a cheap way to punt.

Pity it wasn't Snooker, you could try potting the pink and go for a tricky brown!!  :D
Very amusing and yes I prefer your twist on it

I thought private dances lasted the length of the record, not 15 minutes.     :unknown: :unknown:

I always ask for Echoes by Pink Floyd when I go 23 mins !

The £1 in a pint jar places in Shoreditch are pretty good value as strip-joints go. You can stay for an hour, have a pint and see 6 hot girls strip down to their birthday suits on the stage for about a tenner. They come up to you to try and persuade you to go for a £10 private dance (no touching), but no hard-sell involved and it's nice interacting with them. The quality (looks) of the girls is up there with the best you see in punting...plus some very skilled/acrobatic/flexible on the pole.

Ultimately it is a cock-tease, but you could get yourself revved up there and head to Soho for some relief, could be a cheap way to punt.

Pretty much this, great to do with the lads have a pint(in the pubs not clubs).

Also good girls to chat up too.

Offline howrude

The £1 in a pint jar places in Shoreditch are pretty good value as strip-joints go. You can stay for an hour, have a pint and see 6 hot girls strip down to their birthday suits on the stage for about a tenner. They come up to you to try and persuade you to go for a £10 private dance (no touching), but no hard-sell involved and it's nice interacting with them. The quality (looks) of the girls is up there with the best you see in punting...plus some very skilled/acrobatic/flexible on the pole.

Ultimately it is a cock-tease, but you could get yourself revved up there and head to Soho for some relief, could be a cheap way to punt.
I much prefer this kind of stripping to lap dancing clubs. I find lap dancing clubs to be mechanical and not very erotic, even if the girl is getting close to you. In a more traditional striptease, where you have a girl getting her bits out infront of a room full of guys but not necessarily getting close to any, they seem to be more relaxed and naughtier.

I hope that isn't a euphemism  :D :lol:
No but did get the pleasure at a place in St Petersburg where we ate sushi off a naked woman. Was very expensive and no kinky stuff. Shane as I certainly eat some from her pussy

Offline Clanger

I've never been to a strip club. I don't know if it still goes on (probably) but I read stories a few years ago about strip clubs that are just traps to extort money; the story goes that you pay a reasonable fee to get in the door, but then they force you to buy drinks or leave (and the drinks may all be soft drinks - no licensing required) and they don't tell you the prices; then they bill you at £25 per glass and if you refuse to pay, a pair of East European gentlemen with short cropped hair and big muscles frogmarch you to a cashpoint and rob you.


I've never been to a strip club. I don't know if it still goes on (probably) but I read stories a few years ago about strip clubs that are just traps to extort money; the story goes that you pay a reasonable fee to get in the door, but then they force you to buy drinks or leave (and the drinks may all be soft drinks - no licensing required) and they don't tell you the prices; then they bill you at £25 per glass and if you refuse to pay, a pair of East European gentlemen with short cropped hair and big muscles frogmarch you to a cashpoint and rob you.

That sounds like a story from the Daily Mail. As with punting if you're going to find yourself in a situation like that then you're an idiot.

The reality is that they're like a cheesy nightclub with an extortionate entrance, slightly overpriced drinks and young girls trying to lure you into dances for which if you have half a brain cell you'll agree a price for beforehand.

But yes, they are not worth it, other than sometimes they're the only option to keep drinking into the early hours.
« Last Edit: August 11, 2015, 11:59:25 PM by Hyperchicken »

I've never been to a strip club. I don't know if it still goes on (probably) but I read stories a few years ago about strip clubs that are just traps to extort money; the story goes that you pay a reasonable fee to get in the door, but then they force you to buy drinks or leave (and the drinks may all be soft drinks - no licensing required) and they don't tell you the prices; then they bill you at £25 per glass and if you refuse to pay, a pair of East European gentlemen with short cropped hair and big muscles frogmarch you to a cashpoint and rob you.
Those places do exist  and my mate got stung bad in one. They are mainly I'm soho called clip joints
But there are or were many  meaning 90% of them strip pub and clubs that don't do strong arm tactics to extort money from
« Last Edit: August 12, 2015, 12:16:09 AM by MancSean »

Offline Marmalade

Most UK strip clubs are a bit rubbish these days. Very mechanical and strict rules on touching. In Edinburgh the best deal is West Port where you can £5 dances and free entry weekdays early doors. Better dances usually someone that speaks English or Scottish or is a complete newbie. The Romanians are mostly, not all but mostly, cunts. At those prices you can afford to blow £50 plus the price of a substandard coca-cola just for the experience but the experience isn't that much.

Abroad is sometimes better but not much. Plenty of U.S. (non- city centre) clubs will do a decent dance, maybe a little freebie grind, and a bj or full sex in the private dance. But you need places off the map to avoid spending stupid money and to also ensure good service. Not for the feint hearted. S.A. ones often don't bother dancing that much, just a tired prelude to see if you want sex. Occasional exceptions, mostly overpriced.

Offline sunday

The £1 in a pint jar places in Shoreditch are pretty good value as strip-joints go. You can stay for an hour, have a pint and see 6 hot girls strip down to their birthday suits on the stage for about a tenner. They come up to you to try and persuade you to go for a £10 private dance (no touching), but no hard-sell involved and it's nice interacting with them. The quality (looks) of the girls is up there with the best you see in punting...plus some very skilled/acrobatic/flexible on the pole.

Ultimately it is a cock-tease, but you could get yourself revved up there and head to Soho for some relief, could be a cheap way to punt.

I went to the strip bars in Shoreditch long before I was a punter, and still enjoy an occasional visit when I am in London. There are a lot less strip bars in Shoreditch than there were about 15 years ago. Watching the strippers isn’t a physical turn. But I like seeing lots of beautiful naked woman, and there is no problem stairing.

I think The White Horse is the best strip bar in Shoreditch.

Offline LL

I always ask for Echoes by Pink Floyd when I go 23 mins !
I see your Echoes and raise you, “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” also by Pink Floyd, coming in at 26:01!
In the strip-clubs I've been to personally, the dance you pay for indeed lasts the duration of one song and the sort of shitty pop-dance bollocks they plays means you're lucky to get three minutes for your £20.
I agree - it's not worth it.

I have only been to strip clubs in the US and Canada, various different states. They all range in quality based on the region and how much vice feels like cracking down on them.

Been to some where its nude board looking women that have had too much work down wondering around. Others where its real dancers that are putting on a great show with or without clothes on. Others (Arizona) where you go in, pay US $40 and you get three songs where the girl gets on you and lets you touch her anywhere. On the 3rd song, she opens your pants and give you a HJ. Let me tell you, when you are on the road and want to relax in the evening thats a great way to end the day. Women there ranged from really hot to slags.

Canada is pretty much brothels when I went. Women would come sit on your lap, ask if you want a dance, reach down and start playing with your dick trying to entice you. If you go for a "dance", they will take you to a "private" area off the main floor where there is about 4 to 6 other couples, everyone minds their own business. Then the girl will talk you into a BJ (with condom) or FS, and you will complete the act right there. Prices were decent.

Best experience I ever had at a strip club was in Maryland where I was just chilling and a syrian girl sat down with me and we just talked shit all night between me, her and the guy workers. It was time to close, and I figured I would get a dance, I figured nothing ventured so I asked the bar tender if we could use the private room, which really was private. He lets us, so we go back. This is supposed to be a topless lap dance is all, and starts out as such but she said my jeans were not comfortable so she opens them up leaving me in my britches. She also takes off her panties and then starts grinding on my dick, the whole time getting wetter and wetter through my underwear, was really intense for me. She starts getting flush, and really working it, seeming like she is on the verge of cuming but does not go, finally she says "fuck it", opens her purse pulls out a condom, puts it on me, climbs on and starts cumming virtually right away. I don't last long after that, but it was damn intense. No extra money asked for, all I paid was the standard $20 for a lapdance. I left the club that night feeling like I had a 10 foot dick. Sadly I had to leave town the next day, and did not get back there for 4 years later and she was long gone. Once in a lifetime experience.

Offline snaitram99

There used to be two in Soho, Sunset Strip and another can't remember name (Boulevard?) where you could pay something like £15 and watch (mostly) reasonably attractive girls dance and strip for as long as you like. Don't know if either still going (this is > 15 years ago) but decent value, especially if you sat behind the bloke who kept putting £5 notes in their garter (which they seemed to keep on for this very purpose when divested of all else) :thumbsup:.

Offline Big Cat

Agreed they are an enormous waste of money. I got taken to one in Shoreditch (forget the name) and my boss paid for us all to get a few dances. I remember thinking I could have had half an hour with Hot Katalina with the money he spent on just me. Strip clubs outside of the UK are better because at least you're allowed to touch the girls.

Going to a strip club is like going to a restaurant, paying to read the menu, and leaving.

 :D Exactly
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Offline JamesKW

I never really found them a rip off,I used to go to a couple of pubs in London,sometimes in the lunchtime.I used to buy cheapest drink (approx. £2) then you put £1 in girls glass when they come round,usually around three times in an hour.Total cost approx. £5 to £10.You normally got three full strips by some pretty hot girls and because it was lunchtime there was hardly anyone in there so it was like having a private dance.

I never really found them a rip off,I used to go to a couple of pubs in London,sometimes in the lunchtime.I used to buy cheapest drink (approx. £2) then you put £1 in girls glass when they come round,usually around three times in an hour.Total cost approx. £5 to £10.You normally got three full strips by some pretty hot girls and because it was lunchtime there was hardly anyone in there so it was like having a private dance.
How many years ago was that I doubt you could get away spending so little now days

Offline LL

How many years ago was that I doubt you could get away spending so little now days
Yep, that's what I thought. The girls probably stripped down to their petticoats. :D

Offline webpunter

Leeds used to be excellent for lap dancing a few years [like 5-10].  Sure i put a post on here - i can't be arsed to read through.  Went again last year - pretty shite.  The clubs were pretty empty.  A clamp down by the council end of 2013.  In the hey-day there was a club on Wellington St - can't remember the name - Blue Cheetah or similar.  Was linked to Purple Door.  40 mins VIP in a private room @ £100 included enough grinding to eventually shoot my load.  But in comparison to indie punting & parlours then a waste of money.  Used to occasionally go to lappy bars for a short visit after a few beers and before a parlour session.  Maybe one dance @ £20 usually didn't bother & just left in the mood for massage / HE & whatever else


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