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Author Topic: Unacceptable Time Wasting Tricks  (Read 10962 times)

Offline mattylondon

Quite right, you make love to a girlfriend or wife, you have sex with a prostitute, better not to blur the lines.
I read that thread on the other site and your comment. And for once, I think you had a little support, even if some are always ready to ponce on you!!  :crazy:

To be honest, I wasn't sure if that guy was being serious or taking the piss? Do some punters honestly believe that?   :unknown: All I can say is if they do, then either the prossie has done a fantastic job there or the punter is completely deluded. Perhaps in some cases it's both!

Offline GlasgowGirl

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What does it matter? Profession, job, whatever.

Everyone has to live. People need money to live. Therefore (most) people choose to work. Some cannot work and therefore are supported by the state (as it should be in any civilised country), some choose not to work even if able which is not good or right, but then again they will never gain a better standard of living or pension funds etc.

What is really the point of arguing about semantics? Of course prostitution is work. Maybe not a profession by definition, but then again many jobs are not 'professions' - the people employed in these jobs still need to earn a living, just like everybody else.

There seems to be a lot of underlying resentment on here towards prostitutes, tax etc, blah blah blah. I'm with Smiths on this one - as long as you are receiving the services you paid for and the time you paid for (maybe give or take 5 mins at start and end), why should the WG's tax status concern you, whether or not she is a 'professional' or just 'someone providing a service / doing a job'? If you employed a seasonal worker , say a gardener/labourer, to do a job for you, as long as the job was completed to satisfaction and they didn't totally take the piss with charging for much longer than they were actually working, then you wouldn't care to dissect the in's-and-outs of whether or not he was a professional or just a casual worker.



Changing the time on the clock so it appears you have less time left than you actually do, i have only experienced this once though and i always have my own watch to monitor the time for myself.



Setting the clock (usually on some cheap and nasty clock radio) about 5-10 minutes forward is something I've seen dozens of times. OK, I think to myself, GMT/BST isn't good enough for you, but we'll do it your way. We'll go with Tart Time. So I 'clock' it when I walk in, and we go with that.

And as others have said, it's the disappearing after taking the money. What the fuck are they doing? How long does it take to slope off to the kitchen and growl in Latvian that 'me 2 o'clock is here' and hand it over to her mate/pimp/minder/etc? Maybe a quick slurp of coke, and a quick wipe down with a wet 'un. 60 seconds tops.

There've been times I've sat there for literally ten minutes. Seems like an eternity too. And I tell you this: it's never that great afterwards, once they've done that to you.



Setting the clock (usually on some cheap and nasty clock radio) about 5-10 minutes forward is something I've seen dozens of times. OK, I think to myself, GMT/BST isn't good enough for you, but we'll do it your way. We'll go with Tart Time. So I 'clock' it when I walk in, and we go with that.

And as others have said, it's the disappearing after taking the money. What the fuck are they doing? How long does it take to slope off to the kitchen and growl in Latvian that 'me 2 o'clock is here' and hand it over to her mate/pimp/minder/etc? Maybe a quick slurp of coke, and a quick wipe down with a wet 'un. 60 seconds tops.

There've been times I've sat there for literally ten minutes. Seems like an eternity too. And I tell you this: it's never that great afterwards, once they've done that to you.
 
prime oppurtunity for an uninhibited danger wank.  maybe only 20mins left, but fook me does that girl have to work for her money :lol:  works both ways in my book....

you take piss, i take piss.  your turn     :cool:

Offline mattylondon

 
prime oppurtunity for an uninhibited danger wank.  maybe only 20mins left, but fook me does that girl have to work for her money :lol:  works both ways in my book....

you take piss, i take piss.  your turn     :cool:
:lol:

Offline Jimmyredcab



There seems to be a lot of underlying resentment on here towards prostitutes, tax etc, blah blah blah.

No resentment at all, it just winds me up when most girls insist they pay tax when that is simply not true.

No one in their right mind would pay tax if they could avoid it, prostitutes only deal in cash and it is impossible to trace cash.

One of my regular girls gets £600 a month housing benefits, why on earth would she give that up and end up with a huge tax bill twice a year.   :(

Offline mattylondon

No resentment at all, it just winds me up when most girls insist they pay tax when that is simply not true.
Ignore her incessant ramblings. She's just trying to bait certain posters Jimmy. 90% of the girls I punt are bloody great fun and we get on famously. I've spoken to literally dozens of girls, post punt. My experience entirely matches your observations in well over 90% of cases. We don't need to debate it this yet again. I'm not being dogmatic. The facts are the facts. As I've punted many girls and asked this question, I think I know more about it than one bitter prossie. There will always be exceptions to the general rule.  :rolleyes:
« Last Edit: March 11, 2012, 11:50:48 AM by mattylondon »

Offline mattylondon

This has got nothing to do with time wasting anyway? I like the idea of a 'danger wank', so I'll have to equire more about this! Seems only fair to me!
« Last Edit: March 11, 2012, 11:54:46 AM by mattylondon »

Offline gari54

Setting the clock (usually on some cheap and nasty clock radio) about 5-10 minutes forward is something I've seen dozens of times. OK, I think to myself, GMT/BST isn't good enough for you, but we'll do it your way. We'll go with Tart Time. So I 'clock' it when I walk in, and we go with that.

I've honestly never encountered that, a ticking clock just sets the wrong tone entirely. If the WG had that kind of cold attitude towards the session I doubt it'd be very good.
As far as I'm concerned its not about time its about getting what you want. If the WG has given you a good time and you've had your fun and feel satisfied if thats over in 45 or 50mins then I have no problem with if she wants to finish.
I've only had 1 experience where it finished early and that was after it took a long time for me to cum and when I finally did there was only about 8/9mins left and she had another client coming.
Normally on an hours punt I'll be there for about 1hr 10mins with the last 10-15mins just chatting. Many times after sex I've said how long is left and they've replied "I dont know".
I definatley believe that you get treated however you treat them and going in with an attitude of I'm making sure I get my moneys worth will not make for a good atmosphere. You should be focusing on enjoying the sex not worrying that she's trying to con a few minutes out of you.

Offline mattylondon

I've honestly never encountered that, a ticking clock just sets the wrong tone entirely. If the WG had that kind of cold attitude towards the session I doubt it'd be very good.
I agree with you, insofar as if one gets out of the punt what was intended, I'll generally be happy, even if the action was only 45 or 50 minutes. I've been on the end of numerous time wasting tactics in the past, from all types of girls, even those where the service was good. It's unfortunate, but as far as I'm concerned I treat them all with the same caution these days, after having my fingers burned once too often. If she's going to be upset by a simple clarification on when the clock starts ticking, then that girl isn't for me. This isn't Mills & Boon, it's a business transaction! Plenty of fish in the sea after all. My approach has worked very well for me and besides, it's a good test of an SPs attitude towards a booking. It's all in the wording and the way you approach this matter. For sure, if you approach it in the wrong way, it could ruin the punt. I do it in the right way. When I ask this question, 9 times out of 10 the girl will just laugh and say 'don't be so silly', which is the right answer. If a girl prevaricates in any way, I walk.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2012, 07:11:45 PM by mattylondon »

 
prime oppurtunity for an uninhibited danger wank.  maybe only 20mins left, but fook me does that girl have to work for her money :lol:  works both ways in my book....

you take piss, i take piss.  your turn     :cool:

*Coughsouvenirunderwearfromherdrawercough*    :music:


*Coughsouvenirunderwearfromherdrawercough*    :music:

or borrow some porn :D

I've honestly never encountered that, a ticking clock just sets the wrong tone entirely. If the WG had that kind of cold attitude towards the session I doubt it'd be very good.
As far as I'm concerned its not about time its about getting what you want. If the WG has given you a good time and you've had your fun and feel satisfied if thats over in 45 or 50mins then I have no problem with if she wants to finish.
I've only had 1 experience where it finished early and that was after it took a long time for me to cum and when I finally did there was only about 8/9mins left and she had another client coming.
Normally on an hours punt I'll be there for about 1hr 10mins with the last 10-15mins just chatting. Many times after sex I've said how long is left and they've replied "I dont know".
I definatley believe that you get treated however you treat them and going in with an attitude of I'm making sure I get my moneys worth will not make for a good atmosphere. You should be focusing on enjoying the sex not worrying that she's trying to con a few minutes out of you.

Er, I didn't say that by setting the clock forward they were necessarily trying to  make an hour '50 minutes'. I think it's set as a sort of security device so that if the event needs to be brought to a close, there's a free ten-minute clear-up time for the WG.

Offline ParisB

see i do this automatically give description  give  the price and the services that i do  / dont do
when they arrive if i havnt met them before i go through it again mainly so that there are no mistakes on either side of expectations   
i tell them that the time dosnt start untill i come back into the room ( i normally nip to the other kitchen to grab drinks put money away ect and then  return )
job done  i just like an easy life so anything i can do that makes it easy is fine by me

I've witnessed all of those. Why don't you try this tactic, the next time? Ensure you discuss all the required services on the phone, prior to the punt, including the exact price and if any of the agreed services cost extra? Upon meeting her, confirm this again, including when your paid time actually starts. Be careful if the prossie is non English speaking, as you may have been in conversation with somebody else prior to meeting her. Finally, always have a Plan B with a sure thing, so that you can walk away, rather than thinking with your dick and going through with it regardless!

Offline mattylondon

see i do this automatically give description  give  the price and the services that i do  / dont do
when they arrive if i havnt met them before i go through it again mainly so that there are no mistakes on either side of expectations   
i tell them that the time dosnt start untill i come back into the room ( i normally nip to the other kitchen to grab drinks put money away ect and then  return )
job done  i just like an easy life so anything i can do that makes it easy is fine by me
Things go so much more smoothly when there's transparency. It seperates the good SPs from the bad. It's a shame that I have to take the approach I do now and enquire about such things, but that's only through being taken for a ride, of the time variety, when I was a little more trusting! Put in a polite way to the SP, which I always do, 90% of the time there's no problem.


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