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Author Topic: Unacceptable Time Wasting Tricks  (Read 10988 times)

Offline MethodMan

1) You hand over the cash, she goes to stash it away and disappears for 5 or 10 minutes! That eats into your time!

2) Goes to get you a drink and disappears for several minutes! Another cheap trick!

3) THE ONE THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST! When she just talks and talks and talks to kill time, you can't get a word in edgeways! All you're thinking is please STFU!

4) You call 5 mins before your booking to get the address, she says something like "I'm just getting ready for you, I'll call you back in a few mins". Your booking is for 1pm, but she calls you a 1:05pm, it takes you another 5 mins to get to the address, but the clock is already ticking, you've lost 10 mins and the punt has not even begun!

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Offline mattylondon

1) You hand over the cash, she goes to stash it away and disappears for 5 or 10 minutes! That eats into your time!

2) Goes to get you a drink and disappears for several minutes! Another cheap trick!

3) THE ONE THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST! When she just talks and talks and talks to kill time, you can't get a word in edgeways! All you're thinking is please STFU!

4) You call 5 mins before your booking to get the address, she says something like "I'm just getting ready for you, I'll call you back in a few mins". Your booking is for 1pm, but she calls you a 1:05pm, it takes you another 5 mins to get to the address, but the clock is already ticking, you've lost 10 mins and the punt has not even begun!
I've witnessed all of those. Why don't you try this tactic, the next time? Ensure you discuss all the required services on the phone, prior to the punt, including the exact price and if any of the agreed services cost extra? Upon meeting her, confirm this again, including when your paid time actually starts. Be careful if the prossie is non English speaking, as you may have been in conversation with somebody else prior to meeting her. Finally, always have a Plan B with a sure thing, so that you can walk away, rather than thinking with your dick and going through with it regardless!

1) You hand over the cash, she goes to stash it away and disappears for 5 or 10 minutes! That eats into your time!

2) Goes to get you a drink and disappears for several minutes! Another cheap trick!

3) THE ONE THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST! When she just talks and talks and talks to kill time, you can't get a word in edgeways! All you're thinking is please STFU!

just tell them straight from the off, i cant stand anyone droning on either

Offline softlad

4) You call 5 mins before your booking to get the address, she says something like "I'm just getting ready for you, I'll call you back in a few mins". Your booking is for 1pm, but she calls you a 1:05pm, it takes you another 5 mins to get to the address, but the clock is already ticking, you've lost 10 mins and the punt has not even begun!

Nah, the clock doesn't  (or shouldn't) start until you are in her place, only then can her time wasting begin !  ;)

Offline AnthG

Nah, the clock doesn't  (or shouldn't) start until you are in her place, only then can her time wasting begin !  ;)
Not for agency girls as they have a guy booked for the next hour after you.

Many many times I have been told wait 10 mins as she is not ready, and then still been told to get ready at 10-5 to the hour as she has another guy

Not for agency girls as they have a guy booked for the next hour after you.

Many many times I have been told wait 10 mins as she is not ready, and then still been told to get ready at 10-5 to the hour as she has another guy

that reads like: many,many times you have paid for 60mins and only got 40-45mins :thumbsdown:

Offline Jimmyredcab

Not for agency girls as they have a guy booked for the next hour after you.

Many many times I have been told wait 10 mins as she is not ready, and then still been told to get ready at 10-5 to the hour as she has another guy

That would only be done to me once, I would never use them again.   :mad:

Offline MethodMan

I have only ever used London agencies and have never experienced trick #4! The agency has always sent me a text with the full address right away or 30 mins to 1 hour before the booking.

@mattylondon, some good tips there, thanks!
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Offline smiths

Offering a massage at the start, its virtually always a timewasting tactic in my experience and when enquiring i never mentioned i required a massage as i have absolutely no interest in having one at a punt.

Changing the time on the clock so it appears you have less time left than you actually do, i have only experienced this once though and i always have my own watch to monitor the time for myself.

The WG saying she has another punter and i must hurry up, come and leave.

Offline Ali Katt

If the girl goes to the bathroom I start getting undressed. Some girls spend too long getting undressed is a classic, worse if they leave clothes on though.

Pissing about with a radio/iPod is another timewaster.

The worst prossies set an alarm clock to go off after the booked time - if they do that to me I keep them talking so they're late for the next client  :)

Offline brooksey

In no particular order:

- Non-stop chattering
- Non-stop checking the phone and carrying on text conversations with her entire address book simultaneously
- (if an incall at the girl's home) Needing to wait for a delivery which was expected earlier in the day but hasn't come yet and might just arrive within the next 10 minutes.
- needing to wait for plumber who was due half an hour ago, etc. 
- needing to watch the end of something on TV (daytime tv/soap/Kyle etc.)
- waiting for her flatmate/sister/brother to come back from shopping/buying drugs so that they can babysit.
- bringing the baby into the room to be admired while waiting for flatmate/etc. 
- needing to pop out of the room and have interminable loud conversations in Polish with other invisible people in the flat.
- After 35 minutes of a hour's booking asking whether I was going to finish soon as she needed to go to Tesco's before it shut. 

I seen a porn star a few weeks ago at £175ph and for the last 15mins I was sat watching her having a fag :( I'd already cum 3 times though so it's not that bad but I knew I could have got another one in if she'd been up for it.

Offline Melb

How's this one, that I heard...

"I'm not a clockwatcher but after years of doing this job, I've got an internal clock and can tell your time's nearly up".

I said "Well, look at the clock and you'll see that it's not".

Offline gari54

Geez what does this say about us/them if I felt that a WG was so repulsed that she had to use time wasting tactics during the short time we're together it would kill the punt stone dead.

Either that or some people need to chillout a bit. Sex should'nt be rushed.
Obviously if someones taking the piss it one thing but 5 mins here or there in an hours session is only natural.
If I get 45mins action from 1 hr thats ok by me.
I look at it as paying for the act itself I dont imagine a meter running.

If you employ a builder/plumber no doubt he'll spend 10 mins of every hour going to his van, answering the phone, having a brew, going for a piss ... If you employ a Barrister he'll probably only spend 15mins of any hour actually talking on your behalf.

I know I'll no doubt be flamed for this but ....  :rolleyes:

How's this one, that I heard...

"I'm not a clockwatcher but after years of doing this job, I've got an internal clock and can tell your time's nearly up".

I said "Well, look at the clock and you'll see that it's not".

Oh boy that would have really killed the mood. You should have made her aware of the starting time as you handed the money over

Offline Melb

Yes it did affect the mood but it wasn't good in the first place.

You're right about establishing the start time but how can I do that without sounding odd or making her defensive? Obviously I can't say "Right it's 3 o'clock now and I've got you until 4".

Any tips on etiquette?

Offline smiths

Yes it did affect the mood but it wasn't good in the first place.

You're right about establishing the start time but how can I do that without sounding odd or making her defensive? Obviously I can't say "Right it's 3 o'clock now and I've got you until 4".

Any tips on etiquette?

Wear a watch and when you take it off to punt if you do take it off like i do ensure the WG sees you looking at the time and then put it on the side and if like me you have breaks between rounds ensure she sees you pick it up and look at it. I always do this with newbies to me and very rarely get any problems with punts being cut short. All your doing is looking at the time, no good WG should object to that. ;)

Offline smiths

Geez what does this say about us/them if I felt that a WG was so repulsed that she had to use time wasting tactics during the short time we're together it would kill the punt stone dead.

Either that or some people need to chillout a bit. Sex should'nt be rushed.
Obviously if someones taking the piss it one thing but 5 mins here or there in an hours session is only natural.
If I get 45mins action from 1 hr thats ok by me.
I look at it as paying for the act itself I dont imagine a meter running.

If you employ a builder/plumber no doubt he'll spend 10 mins of every hour going to his van, answering the phone, having a brew, going for a piss ... If you employ a Barrister he'll probably only spend 15mins of any hour actually talking on your behalf.

I know I'll no doubt be flamed for this but ....  :rolleyes:

I am not wanting to fuck the builder/plumber/barrister though, i only use their services when i have to as well, punting is my pleasure time so i want to get the most out of it as its fun in the main. Sex is more important to me than dealing with a tradesman or legal types. I very rarely get done out of time nowadays anyway but if i do its always because the WG is bad, the good ones want your repeat custom and dont hurry punters out the door in my experiences. ;)

Offline gari54

I am not wanting to fuck the builder/plumber/barrister though, i only use their services when i have to as well, punting is my pleasure time so i want to get the most out of it as its fun in the main. Sex is more important to me than dealing with a tradesman or legal types.

And people dont employ prossies to work on their home, but whats the difference both are proffesions.  :unknown:
But apparently its ok for one to take their time and go at their own pace whilst the other has to work like a machine being timed by a stopwatch? :unknown:
Wether sex is more important than work is not the issue you're paying for both your wallet does'nt descriminate between money that pays a prossie and money that pays a tradesman.
The fact that one costs more than the other makes no difference, if you were employing a gardener at only £10 an hour would you think it was acceptable for him to spend 30mins of it reading the newspaper?

Offline smiths

And people dont employ prossies to work on their home, but whats the difference both are proffesions.  :unknown:
But apparently its ok for one to take their time and go at their own pace whilst the other has to work like a machine being timed by a stopwatch? :unknown:
Wether sex is more important than work is not the issue you're paying for both your wallet does'nt descriminate between money that pays a prossie and money that pays a tradesman.
The fact that one costs more than the other makes no difference, if you were employing a gardener at only £10 an hour would you think it was acceptable for him to spend 30mins of it reading the newspaper?

When i employ a tradesman i ensure they do the job i am paying them to do as quickly as possible. A barrister has the luxury of not having to have people looking over their shoulders the whole time day in day out.

I require VFM in all things, at a 121 punt its usually only an hour and i wish to maximise my enjoyment in that hour. ;)

Offline gari54

Well theres got to be a degree of give and take. VFM does'nt neccessarily mean 100% effort is required. How many of us put 100% effort into our work irrigardless of what we earn PH. I challenge anyone to admit they they work full on a solid 60mins of any hour.
If a WG spends 10mins of your time on the phone or having a fag thats taking the piss but it would be the exact same thing if anybody did that during working time.
However getting annoyed because she gets up to switch on some music, puts the money in another room or even takes a minute to go and get a drink is just being a tosser.
The more comfortable/relaxed she feels the better the service you'll get.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2012, 08:02:12 PM by gari54 »

Offline softlad

I challenge anyone to admit they they work full on a solid 60mins of any hour.

I have today........Twat of a day !  :(

Offline smiths

Well theres got to be a degree of give and take. VFM does'nt neccessarily mean 100% effort is required. How many of us put 100% effort into our work irrigardless of what we earn PH. I challenge anyone to admit they they work full on a solid 60mins of any hour.
If a WG spends 10mins of your time on the phone or having a fag thats taking the piss but it would be the exact same thing if anybody did that during working time.
However getting annoyed because she gets up to switch on some music, puts the money in another room or even takes a minute to go and get a drink is just being a tosser.
The more comfortable/relaxed she feels the better the service you'll get.

I didnt post i get annoyed if the WG gets up to switch on some music, stashes the cash or goes to get a drink though. I dont get annoyed by these things.

Offline gari54

I didnt post i get annoyed if the WG gets up to switch on some music, stashes the cash or goes to get a drink though. I dont get annoyed by these things.
You did'nt, but those are all things mentioned in other posts on this thread as being unnaceptable. And that was in my original post which you responded to.
My posts not aimed entirely towards you alone.

Offline smiths

You did'nt, but those are all things mentioned in other posts on this thread as being unnaceptable. And that was in my original post which you responded to.
My posts not aimed entirely towards you alone.

Fair enough, i assumed you were replying to me directly. ;)


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