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Author Topic: TIP FOR ERECTION  (Read 2251 times)

Online king tarzan

my tip to have a good hardon powerful erection

NOTHING TO DO WITH MY REVIEWS

SERIOUSLY

I am in 40's and smoke too

BUT THIS WORKS FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS who I recommended this FORMULA TOO!!!

NO JOKE TRY IT IF YOU CAN!!!

2 bananas
1 glass milk

10 minutes later
2 kiwi fruits
1 glass light welchs grape juice

10 minutes later 1 can 355ml red bull

Then leave to ferment for 70 to 90 mins and then touch a woman and see and feel the difference! !

Offline Big Cat

Banning reason: Previously banned fluffy troll (Daniel Bryan)


Given what mango usually stands for, I am reticent to ask what you mean by "bananas". Or kiwi fruit come to mention it.

Do you put Kiwi in mouth whole ?

And why welchs grape juice?
Is it red or white and contains Viagra?


Offline yorkshire123

Sounds like a kids recipe for getting the day off school with the shits.
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Sounds like a kids recipe for getting the day off school with the shits.

+1

Anyway, what special relevance does this 'suggestion' have for London?

Online king tarzan

Fair enough lads take the piss.
Works for me and my mates..
Your choice to try..
Look at the calibre of women I see and there beauty price if I went to them and failed then what a waste of money!!

Offline yorkshire123

Anyway, what special relevance does this 'suggestion' have for London?

That's because all us northern types are on the dole & can't afford fresh fruit  :D
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Online king tarzan

The suggestion is to help my fellow men who need extra help due to age and the manhood not as powerful as it used to be..

The suggestion is to help my fellow men who need extra help due to age and the manhood not as powerful as it used to be..
Excluding your fellow men in the south west, the north, the east, the Midlands, Wales, Scotland is helping fellow men.

my tip to have a good hardon powerful erection

NOTHING TO DO WITH MY REVIEWS

SERIOUSLY

I am in 40's and smoke too

BUT THIS WORKS FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS who I recommended this FORMULA TOO!!!

NO JOKE TRY IT IF YOU CAN!!!

2 bananas
1 glass milk

10 minutes later
2 kiwi fruits
1 glass light welchs grape juice

10 minutes later 1 can 355ml red bull

Then leave to ferment for 70 to 90 mins and then touch a woman and see and feel the difference! !

Is he your friend?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26607.msg379329;topicseen#msg379329

 :sarcastic:

Online king tarzan

Is he your friend?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26607.msg379329;topicseen#msg379329

 :sarcastic




No idea

Your choice try it or stick your nose up at it!!!

Its helped me give honeys a good seeing too for a decent amount of entry town!!

Sweetasssydney absorbed a 40 minute pounding from me!!
Luckily she was size 10 to 12 built for absorbing!!

Online king tarzan

Given what mango usually stands for, I am reticent to ask what you mean by "bananas". Or kiwi fruit come to mention it.



Real fruit!!

Its helped me give honeys a good seeing too for a decent amount of entry town!!
I've just wasted a good three or four minutes trying to think what "entry town" could possibly mean/be the result of an auto correct from.
Treatment?
Monetary?
Endowment?

Offline yorkshire123

I bet Pfizer are fucking shitting themselves  :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Online PLeisure

Pay no mind to the ribbing, KTzn - it's an overcast Friday afternoon and we're envious at the amount of mango you consume weekly. It's on an industrial scale  :drinks:
Who knew that a careful fruitarian diet would yield such benefits  :dance:  :thumbsup:

Online king tarzan

I've just wasted a good three or four minutes trying to think what "entry town" could possibly mean/be the result of an auto correct from.
Treatment?
Monetary?
Endowment?

The mango!!

The mango!!

Oh, I see - so if a woman's body is a country, the 'entry town' (or 'port of entry') is the mango, er I mean pussy.

Metaphortastic :wacko:

Offline ClitTeaser

I prefer blue pills - simples.

Online king tarzan

It's a healthy option erection for me!!!

Offline poi

my tip to have a good hardon powerful erection

NOTHING TO DO WITH MY REVIEWS

SERIOUSLY

I am in 40's and smoke too

BUT THIS WORKS FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS who I recommended this FORMULA TOO!!!

NO JOKE TRY IT IF YOU CAN!!!

2 bananas
1 glass milk

10 minutes later
2 kiwi fruits
1 glass light welchs grape juice

10 minutes later 1 can 355ml red bull

Then leave to ferment for 70 to 90 mins and then touch a woman and see and feel the difference! !

This prescription is good if you want to Toilet every 5 minutes  :lol: :D :D :lol:

Offline azrael

I prefer blue pills - simples.

I prefer cannabis gets me rock hard, only problem is i cant stop laughing during punts when im on it, pisses some wg's right off  :hi:




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