Having been let down by my pre-arranged booking (via early morning text....and needing a shag), i noticed that Sandy was just up the road in Bromsgrove. As i'd had an eye on her for a while i decided to give her a ring. The girl that answered was remarkably bubbly for 9am (most are half asleep) and spoke perfect english. I asked if she could wear black stockings and suspenders? "Yes, of course" was the answer. Result, i thought, and off i went. I already knew the hotel so finding it was no problem. I texted to say that i had arrived and was given the room number.
On entering the room i recognised Sandy from her photos, but she looked nowhere near as tasty....but passable, i thought. However, where was the bubbly person i spoke to on the phone? Plus, where the f*** was the stockings and suspenders?? Major turn-off already. I was told to undress while she took off her robe and bra. Now, i like to leave my kegs on and have some dfk and heavy petting until the old man gets hard. Instead i was told to wash my hands....so off i toddled, stark bollock naked to the bathroom. Again, major turn-off. I should have just taken back my money and buggered off there and then, but her feedback was great so maybe it was just a bad start. When i returned she was lay on the bed and ordered me to lay next to her, which i did. I tried to kiss her but she responded only half-heartedly.....another big turn-off. After some light stroking she starting kissing and licking my balls. Normally this would get me rock hard but i was already too pissed off. Even when she sucked my cock i only got a semi. However, her tits are great, as are her nipples. I sucked both with gusto and finally got hard enough for her to slip on the old raincoat. However, as i was annoyed at the stockings / suspo no-show, lack of fk, general coldness /mechanicalness and lack of any chemistry or interaction i started to get floppy. To her credit she did start to suck vigorously at the old chap...with minimal success. I suggested she whip off the raincoat. "I dont do owo" she said. Wtf??!! She had not long done it! That was it. The final straw. I did manage to get hard enough (mainly by my own doing.......and giving her ro.....of which, again to her credit, her pussy was delicious) to fuck her doggy style, albeit briefly. The damage had been done though, i was too fucked off, annoyed, disappointed and generally turned off to 'rise to the occasion'. She did try to revive the old chap (with the raincoat on) but i was just seeing out the hour, trying to get some kind of moneys worth. So, in short, i paid £120 and didn't even get to shoot my load. Wish id just done 30 mins. Getting dressed after was awkward. No conversation....plus she was on her mobile (as she was shortly after entering the room). Oh, i forgot to say, all the way through she had the fucking TV on. Homes Under The bloody Hammer! As that is my line of business i felt as though i was at work! And the cream in the cake was the car parking fee. £3, but i only had a tenner so i put that in.....and got 40p change!!! Not only ripped off by a shite escort, but also by the fucking parking machine. I left, well and truly pissed off. Would i recommend her, no. Is her feedback kosher? I very much doubt it. All in all a total waste of time and money.
