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Offline hw189

I mentioned Cathy Newman from C4 news on the other fantasy thread, I'm fairly convinced she belongs on this thread since not many men like her (not many that I know of anyway, or who would like her that way). There is something very cute about her that floats me.

Offline dboy74

Fern Britton - pound that tubby arse  :D

Fern Britton - pound that tubby arse  :D
Careful! You might break her gastric band....

Denise Welch. Fancied the pants off her when she was Corrie during the 90s. Two decades on she's still tidy, and I'm sure she is a right dirty bitch between the sheets.


Offline Elandel

Catherine Huntley from QVC, mmmmm

Delia.

+1. I'd like to fuck Edwina Currie as well. Even better a threesome with the pair of them!!

tcm


Offline Markus


I'd love a piece of Liza. 11:40 of the below clip says it all, filthy mind ;)

http://youtu.be/enyRQNYPyV8

Offline howrude

In the original posting everyone is naming those women that everybody else too would consider to be beautiful ..maybe not your personal ideal, but undoubtedly beautiful ...... but what about the woman that floats your boat but about whom others might say ' he must be going senile ' .......
My personal choice .... Roisin Conaghty .... don't know why, she just does

One I like too. You've got me trying to imagine her in the nude.

Kirstie Allsopp from 'Location,  Location,  Location', if she lost a few pounds

Kirstie Allsop without having lost a few pounds. Maybe even gaining a few.

Liza Tarbuck  :blush:

Another longtime favorite.

Offline cognito

Not a real life character but as a fantasy, Jessica Rabbit floats my boat. I too had the hots for Chyna when I was a kid (and so did many of my mates). She had a certain amazon appeal. She made a couple of porn films which are worth checking out if you fancy her.

Not a real life character but as a fantasy, Jessica Rabbit floats my boat.
I actually went out with a girl once whose face strongly reminded me of Jessica Rabbit. Sadly she didn't quite have the figure to match but the upside was that she was one of these rare girls who really liked morning sex and was a multiple cummer. I would often wake up to find her gobbling me and then striding me before I had a chance to know what was happening! Those were the days :D

Offline Ben4454

The old presenter from big brother - devina mccall.
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Offline Jay-Jay

"I would often wake up to find her gobbling me and then striding me before I had a chance to know what was happening! Those were the days "
You're telling me.....when it still had the fresh morning dew on it !!

Jay

Offline DannyJames

I quite like that Scottish bird from 'Extras', Ashley Jensen.

Offline Steely Dan

Dawn French (after a sexy episode of dibley)
Moira Stuart (yes she is 65 but hot)

Moira Stuart (yes she is 65 but hot)

Yes there is something sexy about her and I was amazed that she is 65! She always looks a bit smug though as if someone always has a finger up her bum  :D

Offline stratman

Judith from eggheads!!!! Bet she's good in bed!
Jenny Bond, super milf!
Jane Hill from BBC News, yes I know she's a lesbian!


Offline Grumbleguts

Was thinking Melanie Sykes was looking well fit ;) :rolleyes: :hi:

Offline stratman

Time machine fantasy, threesome with Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith as they were in the 70's playing Barbara and Margo in The Good Life!

Time machine fantasy, threesome with Felicity Kendal and Penelope Keith as they were in the 70's playing Barbara and Margo in The Good Life!
Yes be careful with your parsnip and potatoes!

Georgina Smith - retired porn actress

Offline socks

I'd challenge myself to do dawn french up the wrong'un whilst she's in her vicar of dibley outfit. It would be akin to eating a too hot curry, just after recovering from a bout of the screaming ab dabs, ie it's all wrong but your mates dared you.

Offline dd



Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth
I'm a music freak so

A threesome with Kim and Kelly Deal of Pixies and Breeders respectively
Melissa auf de Mar of Hole
Kim Shattuck of Muff
Hannah Reid of London Grammar
Paz Lenchantin of A Perfect Circle
Florence Welch
All of the Bangles, even the minging blonde bassist

Note : I can't fck anyone whose music I don't like, so Ellie Goulding, Joss Stone, Beyonce etc....forgedaboutit

Oh, and to put you off your lunch/dinner, a 70s threesome with Olive from On the Buses and Yootha Joyce...cor.

DD


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