Author Topic: HelenofTroy73 - Cardiff (Read 2346 times)

regular_guy · « **on:** August 05, 2015, 04:34:03 pm »

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Saw that Helen was offering the £20 BJ and thought why not !

Messaged her and good comms, found her flat and parked up, all good so far.

Went in and she opened the door, into the bedroom and this is where it didn't really work for me. It was dirty, not just untidy. Yes, it was untidy but it was dirty as well.

Anyway rather than listen to my senses i handed over the money, pulled my trousers down and led on the bed (no chance was i gonna get undressed)

Helen was nice and pleasant, can't fault her at that, but i didn't get the impression she was clean either. Gave her a bit of a finger as she was wearing a kind of body stocking with no knickers, hairy girl and it didn't smell great.

I struggled to get it up, Fair dues to Helen, she persevered and i came in her mouth as quick as i could.

Reason this is neutral is she was pleasant and not rude on the slightest, she did what she said she would do. But the surroundings and cleanliness was mush in need of improvement.

mikeyboy1984 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2015, 05:02:09 pm »

Just had a look at her profile she's got no teeth? I know she was cheap but fuck me.... Good review btw

pork sword · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2015, 05:31:20 pm »

Why did I have to come across this around tea time?????

HughJardon · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2015, 07:13:58 pm »

Quote from: regular_guy on August 05, 2015, 04:34:03 pm

hairy girl and it didn't smell great.

I struggled to get it up

That part of the review sticks out like a sore thumb

Good review though RG, your a braver man than Il ever be.
Although I would like to get noshed off by a girl with No teeth, Id like that girl to have a flavoursome wax pussy, and a firm set of DDs, Helen doesnt fit me criteria, well played though.

np500 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2015, 08:45:10 pm »

Oh my god, sorry I would have puked and not have got a lob on never mind a hard on but I guess I wouldn't have gone near there in th first place, suppose credit ware it's due , that's what I call brave as fuck, simple as ! Credit ware it's due but count me very well out !

foreverhung · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2015, 10:35:32 pm »

Would sooner throw it over my thumb...... hats off

to you sir

taffdan · « **Reply #6 on:** August 06, 2015, 02:13:43 pm »

Fuck that

MikeBWales · « **Reply #7 on:** August 06, 2015, 04:19:10 pm »

Fair play for the neutral rating, though a picture states a thousand words! Well done for TOFTT!

SirFrank · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2015, 10:26:15 pm »

Fucking hell. Different strokes for different folks but I'm always perplexed re the appeal here. If you don't mind me asking what is it that made you book her? Not taking the piss just very curious. I'm sure others said her BJ was the dogs tho - was that the case?

gunter75 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 25, 2015, 05:15:49 pm »

Just for the record and reviews, I saw Helen yonks back.

Trust me she's amazing with her oral skills, and talk about value for money! Felt absolutely awesome!

She's a cracking punt.

np500 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 25, 2015, 05:44:29 pm »

Leave it there's best, must have been some years ago !

mr big · « **Reply #11 on:** August 25, 2015, 05:46:50 pm »

cant get my head around anyone booking that vile

np500 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 25, 2015, 05:59:20 pm »

I just had me wisdom tooth out, tool the dentist 10 minutes to wrench it out, dentist was knackered and my face looks like Helen of troy sat on it, fuck it, gone to bed !

np500 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 25, 2015, 06:00:16 pm »

And I still got more teeth than her .

mikeyboy1984 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 25, 2015, 06:18:09 pm »

Even for £20 its not worth it. Extra £10 you could have had a 15 minute bj off jodielovescock who's a great punt and good vfm

SirFrank · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2015, 08:49:04 pm »

Quote from: gunter75 on August 25, 2015, 05:15:49 pm

Just for the record and reviews, I saw Helen yonks back.

Trust me she's amazing with her oral skills, and talk about value for money! Felt absolutely awesome!

She's a cracking punt.

each to their own and all that but fuck me, I've just taken another butchers at her profile pics and she's got a face like Jimmy Sommervilles scrotum. I don't care how good her BJ is, and I'm sure she's a nice lass but I just couldn't.

regular_guy · « **Reply #16 on:** August 29, 2015, 09:10:32 am »

Quote from: SirFrank on August 24, 2015, 10:26:15 pm

Fucking hell. Different strokes for different folks but I'm always perplexed re the appeal here. If you don't mind me asking what is it that made you book her? Not taking the piss just very curious. I'm sure others said her BJ was the dogs tho - was that the case?

I had heard that the BJ's were good and thought why not for £20, it was a lesson learned though

HughJardon · « **Reply #17 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:41:43 am »

Others have said her suck jobs are great, but I wouldnt like one off of her even if she makes James Dyson proud.
She is Raf though she looks like the bird of Choccywoccydoodah

mikeyboy1984 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2015, 02:04:34 pm »

Money has been really tight the last few weeks, so I ( almost ) plumped for the £20 bj. Another look at her profile dissuaded me though

yorkshire123 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 29, 2015, 02:07:07 pm »

It quite evident that George Lucas is a punter, where else would he have got the inspiration for Jabba the Hutt the dirty bastard.

gunter75 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 29, 2015, 09:57:43 pm »

Gobbles a gobbles mate, she's a fantastic lass,
Where we? On the Vegas strip?

She's a cracking punt lads,

Champagne taste but lager money.....

Works for me,

As the great George Peppard quoted!

np500 · « **Reply #21 on:** August 30, 2015, 12:55:24 am »

The main stay of a blow job ( good or bad) is to have at least an erection ! This is ware it would all fall apart and go significantly pear shaped in my case. Hand on heart, I'd go for the x-hamster option, I'm guaranteed a happy ending.

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