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Author Topic: HelenofTroy73 - Cardiff  (Read 1566 times)


2 review(s) for HelenofTroy73 (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


https://www.adultwork.com/1679807 or https://www.adultwork.com/HelenofTroy73

Saw that Helen was offering the £20 BJ and thought why not !

Messaged her and good comms,  found her flat and parked up,  all good so far.

Went in and she opened the door,  into the bedroom and this is where it didn't really work for me.  It was dirty,  not just untidy.  Yes, it was untidy but it was dirty as well.

Anyway rather than listen to my senses i handed over the money, pulled my trousers down and led on the bed (no chance was i gonna get undressed)

Helen was nice and pleasant,  can't fault her at that,  but i didn't get the impression she was clean either.  Gave her a bit of a finger as she was wearing a kind of body stocking with no knickers,  hairy girl and it didn't smell great.

I struggled to get it up,  Fair dues to Helen,  she persevered and i came in her mouth as quick as i could.

Reason this is neutral is she was pleasant and not rude on the slightest,  she did what she said she would do.  But the surroundings and cleanliness was mush in need of improvement.


2 review(s) found for HelenofTroy73 linked to in above post (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative)

Just had a look at her profile she's got no teeth? I know she was cheap but fuck me.... Good review btw

Offline pork sword

Why did I have to come across this around tea time?????  :vomit:

Offline HughJardon


hairy girl and it didn't smell great.

I struggled to get it up

That part of the review sticks out like a sore thumb  :thumbsup:
Good review though RG, your a braver man than Il ever be.
Although I would like to get noshed off by a girl with No teeth, Id like that girl to have a flavoursome wax pussy, and a firm set of DDs, Helen doesnt fit me criteria, well played though.

Online Redevil86

Oh my god, sorry  I would have puked and not have got a lob on never mind a hard on but I guess I wouldn't have gone near there in th first place, suppose credit ware it's due , that's what I call brave as fuck, simple as ! Credit ware it's due but count me very well out !

Would sooner throw it over my thumb...... hats off  :hi: to you sir


Offline MikeBWales

Fair play for the neutral rating, though a picture states a thousand words!  Well done for TOFTT!

Offline SirFrank

Fucking hell. Different strokes for different folks but I'm always perplexed re the appeal here. If you don't mind me asking what is it that made you book her? Not taking the piss just very curious. I'm sure others said her BJ was the dogs tho - was that the case?
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline gunter75

Just for the record and reviews, I saw Helen yonks back.

Trust me she's amazing with her oral skills, and talk about value for money! Felt absolutely awesome! 

She's a cracking punt.   

Online Redevil86

Leave it there's best, must have been some years ago !

Offline mr big

cant get my head around anyone booking that vile

Online Redevil86

I just had me wisdom tooth out, tool the dentist 10 minutes to wrench it out, dentist was knackered and my face looks like Helen of troy sat on it, fuck it, gone to bed !

Online Redevil86

And I still got more teeth than her .

Even for £20 its not worth it. Extra £10 you could have had a 15 minute bj off jodielovescock who's a great punt and good vfm

Offline SirFrank

Just for the record and reviews, I saw Helen yonks back.

Trust me she's amazing with her oral skills, and talk about value for money! Felt absolutely awesome! 

She's a cracking punt.

 each to their own and all that but fuck me, I've  just taken another butchers at her profile pics and she's got a face like Jimmy Sommervilles scrotum. I don't care how good her BJ is, and I'm sure she's a nice lass but I just couldn't.
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Fucking hell. Different strokes for different folks but I'm always perplexed re the appeal here. If you don't mind me asking what is it that made you book her? Not taking the piss just very curious. I'm sure others said her BJ was the dogs tho - was that the case?

I had heard that the BJ's were good and thought why not for £20,  it was a lesson learned though  :(

Offline HughJardon

Others have said her suck jobs are great, but I wouldnt like one off of her even if she makes James Dyson proud.
She is Raf though she looks like the bird of Choccywoccydoodah

Money has been really tight the last few weeks, so I ( almost ) plumped for the £20 bj. Another look at her profile dissuaded me though  :vomit:

Offline yorkshire123

It quite evident that George Lucas is a punter, where else would he have got the inspiration for Jabba the Hutt the dirty bastard.
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline gunter75

Gobbles a gobbles mate, she's a fantastic lass,
Where we? On the Vegas strip?

She's a cracking punt lads,


Champagne taste but lager money.....

Works for me,

As the great George Peppard quoted!

Online Redevil86

The main stay of a blow job ( good or bad) is to have at least an erection ! This is ware it would all fall apart and go significantly pear shaped in my case. Hand on heart,  I'd go for the x-hamster option, I'm guaranteed a happy ending.




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