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6 review(s) for EndearingEmilyGFE (5 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


will get to main review is sec, is my first review so sorry if i go tad off track,was gonna say beat around the bush but decided that was a bit lame  :sarcastic:

recently come into some money so thought id treat myself,first saw 2 escorts from vivastreet,first was gorgeous lorette in stratford BBW she was rather good never had any1 go so wild on my didgeridoo in all my days   :wacko: towards end of the punt she was sucking me again and ended up giving me a love bite on my helmet,was bit concerned at time coz werent sure what it was ,i felt like she owned me after that  :D 3 months ago that was ,she still shows up on google but doesnt lead to her  :(

next was SARA SEXY BLONDE not sure that link will come out right!
£90 outcall
was taking back as soon as i saw her,not that she looked to bad put she looked nothing like her pics,she insisted they were her thou,made sure by text like her profile said that she kissed etc,but when i got there it was like i couldnt even touch her,i know its not about this but not like im a minga or anything,had to more or less beg her just to dive between her legs,she made me feel so uncomfortable i could only manage a semi,she said it werent her fault never happened before, im not a rude person but was thinking u what ur fuking shit,mayb i should of made a slight fuss and tried to get some money back,but just went 20 mins before my time,man i was peed off  :dash: :dash: and to top it off a week later i got a speeding ticket from on the way up there 46 in a tempory 40  :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:
she was working from a hotel in ipswich then,had a look still on vivastreet but she working from north west cheshire,warrington woolston WA1, mayb thats why she moves coz she just so god damn lame AVOID AT ALL COSTS  :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:

now to the actually review  :yahoo:

 https://www.adultwork.com/2405716 or https://www.adultwork.com/EndearingEmily1992
hour booking £120

said to myself ,right gonna see 1 more in this little episode
had been looking around a few sites over some days and emily caught my eye :rolleyes:
made contact and was guilded to adultwork to make the booking

was 28th june the actual booking so bit late putting on here

arrived at given postcode and then rang to be given house number etc,easy to find somewhere to park and was like 1 min walk from there

knocked on the door, was her pictures that obviously attracted me to her but she looked even nicer in the flesh, made me feel welcome straight away

had showered couple of hours prior,but had one when i got there mainly to put her mind at rest, plus nice way to relax yourself

sat down and started chatting,her place is nice tidy etc,but once u sit down with her she is just so engaging and lovely company the surroundings dont come into it

im not the most chatty of people but she was just so easy to talk to ,such a fun loving bubbly girl, sat there for a while chatty,time really does fly by in her company,she showed me some pics of when she was slimmer,yeah she looked sexy but being with her just hard to imagine her being any different coz she just lovely how she is,such a pretty face lovely warm personality and big boobs  :thumbsup:

bit more time passed and we had a kiss and bit of touchy feely,she is a lovely kisser so easy to have a good connection with her

we then went into the bedroom she is BBW i like all shapes and sizes myself not everyones cup of tea yeah, just love it when they hold their chunckyer legs in the air and pumping into a bigger bum is never a bad thing in my book, yeah its not over nice when u have to lift something to get to something else, but she is fare from that bad,she does carry it well

started with her giving me some owo u just gotta love it as they give u that cheeky eye while doing it ,plus some good ball licking and sucking ,she sure isnt shy, then tasted her sweet pussy and after a while i slid my cock inside her,harder faster she says ,she really has got a lovely sweet sexualy tone to her voice ,really does come accross as really loving it, obviosly i obliged :)
had been going for a while, finished myself off whilst kissing her and her playing with my balls,had been going for a while but then she said to come in her mouth in her lovely sexual tone,that soon got me coming, she had said she dont swallow but i came with such force she had little option, did make her gag, oops sorry.

got dressed and she made me a coffee and shortly after off i went

even without all the chat we was in the bedroom for well over the hour booking,i just went with the flow, she later said she wanted to make it up to me coz with notice she had canceled on me a couple of times,i never expected that, really nice of her i thought

not that im an expert seen 8 in my time,u are obviously paying for it,but never liked that slight bad vide on different scales that u are paying for it , with emily there was none of that what so ever just all felt so natural,like u had just met her out and gone back to hers

did once ring for an escort, chap on phone said we have candy every mans dream,next day the door bell rang at the given time, i opened the door , chap said i have candy for u i looked down there was a dwalf/midget before me,freaked me right out lol,paid 20 quid just for them to go lol, did kinda regret it few days later lol

going back to emily yes i have read about her on here,previous name etc ,has been an interesting read but all that obviously means didley squot,its the time u spend with them that counts i can honestly say after leaving hers i never thought seeing an escort could be so lovely and feel just so natural as it did with her

that was gonna be my last punt but had such a great time went back 2 weeks later, had to knock it on the head now thou  :(

any1 who is not short of a few bob i really would recommend a overnight coz she really is great company and good in the sack  ;)


6 review(s) found for EndearingEmilyGFE linked to in above post (5 positive, 1 neutral, 0 negative)



Offline vt

I share it mate!

Can I have some too?  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Is Kylie back...can someone put the kettle on??  :D
« Last Edit: August 04, 2015, 01:56:47 AM by vt »

Offline socks

Is Kylie back...can someone put the kettle on??  :D
looks that way to me and I have the feeling via more than one profile. Perhaps assisted by an elite band of favoured or coerced white knights?

Offline cunnyhunt

will get to main review is sec, is my first review <snip>

Hello Kylie.

Why did you leave a review here but not leave feedback for her.....you..... on Adultwork ?

Offline carefree

"yeah its not over nice when u have to lift something to get to something else, but she is fare from that bad,she does carry it well"

Seriously, is this meant to make her/you more tantalising?

 :vomit: :vomit:
Banning reason: Troll

how do,im not great with all this stuff, the only reason i found this site was coz when i first made contact with her the link she gave me by text instead of just clicking it on my phone, i typed it in google into my laptop purly just to find her site and this site came up along with it, must admit she didnt seem chuffed when i mentioned it lol, its only last 3 months ive looked for escorts online, had redundancy pay out, as i said first 2 i saw were from viva street, before that ive seen couple out in tenerife,couple in amsterdam, and before that which was like over 10 years ago just got them out of local newspaper, so is all bit new to me this,good site though if ive i see any done the line i would look up on here, had 27k payout and just 3 months down the line im down to 12k so really need to knock this on the head before its all gone,plus going traveling for 2/3 months.  that was bit of a life story in that review, all true but hope it got couple of laughs with some of the things i said bout ,was bout 12 years ago but still to this day regret not taking that dwarf in lol, not that im small but that would make ur cock seem like 3 times as big lol, concerning emily/kylie what ever that was my true reflection, just being honest but really was a bit taken by her, she bit scatty but i really like that in a girl, have read the thread and other stuff, just being honest here but such a big thing still about 1 night that was like 3/4 years ago, as other chap said ramronrod or what ever it was we have or most of us had stupid drunken nights in past, i once got arrested for jokingly calling a copper a knobstain lol these things happen in life, any way off out now have a jolly day  :) :)


Offline finn5555

how do,im not great with all this stuff, the only reason i found this site was coz when i first made contact with her the link she gave me by text instead of just clicking it on my phone, i typed it in google into my laptop purly just to find her site and this site came up along with it, must admit she didnt seem chuffed when i mentioned it lol, its only last 3 months ive looked for escorts online, had redundancy pay out, as i said first 2 i saw were from viva street, before that ive seen couple out in tenerife,couple in amsterdam, and before that which was like over 10 years ago just got them out of local newspaper, so is all bit new to me this,good site though if ive i see any done the line i would look up on here, had 27k payout and just 3 months down the line im down to 12k so really need to knock this on the head before its all gone,plus going traveling for 2/3 months.  that was bit of a life story in that review, all true but hope it got couple of laughs with some of the things i said bout ,was bout 12 years ago but still to this day regret not taking that dwarf in lol, not that im small but that would make ur cock seem like 3 times as big lol, concerning emily/kylie what ever that was my true reflection, just being honest but really was a bit taken by her, she bit scatty but i really like that in a girl, have read the thread and other stuff, just being honest here but such a big thing still about 1 night that was like 3/4 years ago, as other chap said ramronrod or what ever it was we have or most of us had stupid drunken nights in past, i once got arrested for jokingly calling a copper a knobstain lol these things happen in life, any way off out now have a jolly day  :) :)

You need medical help mate nothing here for you  :crazy:

Offline cunnyhunt

how do,im not great with all this stuff, the only reason i found this site was coz when i first made contact with her the link she gave me by text instead of just clicking it on my phone, i typed it in google into my laptop purly just to find her site and this site came up along with it, must admit she didnt seem chuffed when i mentioned it lol, its only last 3 months ive looked for escorts online, had redundancy pay out, as i said first 2 i saw were from viva street, before that ive seen couple out in tenerife,couple in amsterdam, and before that which was like over 10 years ago just got them out of local newspaper, so is all bit new to me this,good site though if ive i see any done the line i would look up on here, had 27k payout and just 3 months down the line im down to 12k so really need to knock this on the head before its all gone,plus going traveling for 2/3 months.  that was bit of a life story in that review, all true but hope it got couple of laughs with some of the things i said bout ,was bout 12 years ago but still to this day regret not taking that dwarf in lol, not that im small but that would make ur cock seem like 3 times as big lol, concerning emily/kylie what ever that was my true reflection, just being honest but really was a bit taken by her, she bit scatty but i really like that in a girl, have read the thread and other stuff, just being honest here but such a big thing still about 1 night that was like 3/4 years ago, as other chap said ramronrod or what ever it was we have or most of us had stupid drunken nights in past, i once got arrested for jokingly calling a copper a knobstain lol these things happen in life, any way off out now have a jolly day  :) :)

I find this post interesting, the language is very young (for eg, Coz, lol, and before that which was like over 10 years ago) but the poster has had a redundancy payout of £27k 
I have had redundancy papers across my desk before and you would have to be on a very good salary to get a package of £27k,  I read the posts by Stuie123123 and cannot see that he/she has the ability to hold a job down.

If it smells like shit  :rolleyes: it must be Kylie. :D

For sure Ramknobronnie will be here to white knight her soon. :hi:


If u must know I'm 42 I do apologise that my Graham is not up to your standard sincerely I do.yeah ! coz well that's just short hand.I started in my job when I was 17 was a team leader.had a management structure change.could of stayed and stepped down with a taxable 6 k hand shake.or taken redundancy what with 25 years service that was obviously gonna be a nice pay out.is that enough information for u ?

Offline ramrodronnie

Nope, I've said my bit, so I haven't got any further comment guys.
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline cunnyhunt

If u must know I'm 42 I do apologise that my Graham is not up to your standard sincerely I do.yeah ! coz well that's just short hand.I started in my job when I was 17 was a team leader.had a management structure change.could of stayed and stepped down with a taxable 6 k hand shake.or taken redundancy what with 25 years service that was obviously gonna be a nice pay out.is that enough information for u ?

I will not pull your statement apart as you are doing a good job of it yourself, but what was your salary to get a £27k redundancy package ?

What standard is Graham usually up to, did he fuck Kylie too ?

Offline socks

ramrodronnie = stuie123123 = some strange touting set up going on somewhere that I haven't quite worked out yet. Yes I'm back on your case mate/love and for any doubters just compare the writing style of their reviews. For example play spot the full stop.

Offline finn5555

ramrodronnie = stuie123123 = some strange touting set up going on somewhere that I haven't quite worked out yet. Yes I'm back on your case mate/love and for any doubters just compare the writing style of their reviews. For example play spot the full stop.

KFC Kylie was shit at using full stops  :sarcastic:

Offline Hackneylad1


That's mighty bad Graham (sorry grammar) for a 42 year old. Having read the previous posts Kylie/Emily put on here there are a lot of similarities in style apart from the lack of full stops.

I did try and book her once before I found all the stuff on this site.
Was asked to submit booking which I did together with phone number. Booking never confirmed but it was for a morning meet.
Sent email asking for postcode - email was read but she never replied. Next morning came and no text, phone call or email from her.
Then about 4 in the afternoon I get email asking why I hadn't rung her. Weird.
 

hi again.
Have read it again ,yeah should of double checked it and put punctuation in ,and yeah odd spelling mistake.Took me long enough as it was  :).English weren't my best subject back in the school days I admit.  didn't think a bit of short hand would hurt. didn't expect to get this grief mind  :D .If I write any more I'll treble check them.Did put it up with the intent of helping others. Warning people off that Sarra big time and saying what a great time I had with Emily .Couple of things added to get a laugh.All good intentions .

Offline socks

hi again.
Have read it again ,yeah should of double checked it and put punctuation in ,and yeah odd spelling mistake.Took me long enough as it was  :).English weren't my best subject back in the school days I admit.  didn't think a bit of short hand would hurt. didn't expect to get this grief mind  :D .If I write any more I'll treble check them.Did put it up with the intent of helping others. Warning people off that Sarra big time and saying what a great time I had with Emily .Couple of things added to get a laugh.All good intentions .
:bomb: tick tock

Offline ramrodronnie

There's too much paranoia going on with some of you guys, you can think, and believe what you like, I thought that this site was meant to be for feeding back good, and bad experiences? Like I say too much paranoia,
 
I'd Stop Smoking That Whacky Baccy If I were You Lot.

One Last Time "Emily/TK Was A Great Shag, And I Will Be Going Back For More

 :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline The_Don


One Last Time "Emily/TK Was A Great Shag, And I Will Be Going Back For More

 :thumbsup:


That's your opinion and its not shared by all.


So except that fact.


Offline Hulk6969

Iv been trying to book her for 2 weeks, I'm hoping to see her tonight.

I will leave review if it happens tonight, I wanna know if she offers a good service

Or not!

Offline ramrodronnie

I know that there are some using this thread that seem to think that I am Emily's T/Ks white knight, I can only keep assuring you guys that I personally had a Great Time with her, I obviously don't know exactly what went wrong when you were meant to see her Hulk, but if you want my advise? Kiss and make up, and Have A Great Fuck Mate, because she Does Deliver.     :thumbsup:
Banning reason: Undesirable

Offline finn5555

Iv been trying to book her for 2 weeks, I'm hoping to see her tonight.

I will leave review if it happens tonight, I wanna know if she offers a good service

Or not!

Not  :dash:

Well sure wish there was an edit facility! :D even had emily have a moan about my spelling etc and she was insulted the finger was getting pointed at her for the mistakes .Hindsight hey !! Yep should of thought to put it in a more professional manner,bound to be a lot of professional working people on here  :hi: All done now !!! Moving on !!! :thumbsup:


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