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Author Topic: I'm getting married!  (Read 5311 times)

Givememilf

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Yeah so no big deal, but I won't be on here again I don't think. Been fun, but I think I've got all the granny banging put my system (hope so anyway) and I'm getting married. Lovely girl, I genuinely believe in monogamy and she's the girl of my dreams. I wish you all the best guys,  thanks for the advice, encouragement and slaggings over the last couple of years. I may lurk occasionally for the laughs, but other than that, I'm back in the real world.

Lovesamummy  out!

Offline Travis

Haha, yeah I thought that too!

Just don't be too proud when you do start punting again, keep sharing bro!

There are things that we just don't want to do to our wives, it's because we love them!

Offline Scothorn56

He'll be back the only question is how long it'll take!!
The problem with monogamy is that it gets well Boring after a while and the lure of fresh pussy takes over. It's not cheating, like having an affair would be, it's not an emotional association at all or shouldn't be its just paying for variety you can enjoy for an hour or two and then go back to your "real life".

As Arnie said ...... I'll be back! 

Offline Marmalade

Give him a couple of years. Make the "GFE' last as long as possible!  :hi:

JazzMan

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DG

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Good luck mate, hope you go the distance and don't come back. Just a quick question; is she older than you?  :lol:

Offline Boundless

He'll be back the only question is how long it'll take!!
The problem with monogamy is that it gets well Boring after a while and the lure of fresh pussy takes over. It's not cheating, like having an affair would be, it's not an emotional association at all or shouldn't be its just paying for variety you can enjoy for an hour or two and then go back to your "real life".

As Arnie said ...... I'll be back!

Couldn't agree more.

If I have a nice meal when I'm out it doesn't mean that I never want to eat at home again!

Offline seeker

Once a punter
always a punter ....
he's in remission
Until  :lol:


chico1000

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Congratulations what age is your betrothed (just curious).

Offline nike

Hahaha , he's gone to radio silence already, very common when crossing unknown enemy territory.  :lol:
congratulations :drinks:
looking forward to ur review.  :lol:

Givememilf

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Hey guys, the scepticism is very understandable. I'm not going to argue with you guys. I have made a choice. I appreciate that there will be temptation in the future, I guess I shall wait and see. My wife to be is 26. Two years older than me. :)
Ive only posted because I wanted to in advance explain my absence. I promise one thing though, if I ever do start punting again (and I wont) I will review as always. Pride I get.... But it's not like anyone here knows who I am, so what is the point of pride.  Believe it or not, I want to start a family and all that good stuff. The punting and I guess all the women I've ever slept with was me sewing my wild oats. These oats are now well and truly sewn I think.
Anyway, it feels right,  sorry to get fluffy (not something I'm known for on here) but I do love her immensely. She's a real bonnie lassie and very open minded and adventurous sexually. I'm in a good place at the minute so I have high hopes for a long and happy life.

Now just to wait till that dam itch kicks in.:)
« Last Edit: August 04, 2015, 08:27:02 am by Givememilf »

Givememilf

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Oh, and thanks for the congratulations guys. It is something to celebrate, no matter how much you all think I'll fail. Hahaha

squeezebox

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Yeah so no big deal, but I won't be on here again I don't think. Been fun, but I think I've got all the granny banging put my system (hope so anyway) and I'm getting married. Lovely girl, I genuinely believe in monogamy and she's the girl of my dreams. I wish you all the best guys,  thanks for the advice, encouragement and slaggings over the last couple of years. I may lurk occasionally for the laughs, but other than that, I'm back in the real world.

Lovesamummy  out!

Congrats!

However, the perception of the real world is a personal one..  ;)

RandyF

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Might be talking shite Lovesa, but I think the majority of the chaps here are already happily married and "love their wives dearly"...it could be seen that what your actually just 'joining the club'!  Be lots temptation out there, Glasgow is the world capital for the granny fanny in many connoisseurs eyes.

Let's do a quick a marriage pre-test check-up: -

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What'd you say if I said I could hook you up with these dames? #2? Oh man, she loves the young man cock.

Still happy to be leaving us?

Givememilf

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Pfft, whatever. I never went that old,  but I think you knew that. Maybe you are all married. That's fine, each to their own, I am certainly not in any position to judge. But guilt is something that I am sadly affected by. So I will certainly start out with thw intention of remaining Faithfull.  I could sit here and claim that I'm 100% never going to punt again, but I doubt you guys would let me off with that and it's a bit of a silly statement to say you will 100% do or not do something.  However, it's my aim to endeavour to try.

Those pics are horrible by the way. Couldn't put up a nice wedding cake or something no? Hahahaha

chico1000

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Hope it works out lovsamummy and don't be having an affair with the new mother in law.

Offline BP96

Hi mate

Ignore all the negativity!

I'm sure you and your wife will both be faithful to each other for the rest of your lives.

Here's to a long, happy, and successful marriage  :drinks:

Quesadilla

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Pfft, whatever. I never went that old,  but I think you knew that. Maybe you are all married. That's fine, each to their own, I am certainly not in any position to judge. But guilt is something that I am sadly affected by. So I will certainly start out with thw intention of remaining Faithfull.  I could sit here and claim that I'm 100% never going to punt again, but I doubt you guys would let me off with that and it's a bit of a silly statement to say you will 100% do or not do something.  However, it's my aim to endeavour to try.

Those pics are horrible by the way. Couldn't put up a nice wedding cake or something no? Hahahaha

Don't listen to them mate, I was married for 12 years - didn't even occur to me to punt during that time.  I only started again after officially separating. Some of us just view these things a bit differently is all. Congratulations and good luck to you I say!  :drinks:  :hi:

Offline dboy74

So you believe in monogamy but have been banging prossies before getting married?

So you have cheated on your partner!  :sarcastic:

Offline elihd

He will be back in a few years time when his wife stops giving out sex every week due to headache, kids and career progressions.

RandyF

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Those pics are horrible by the way. Couldn't put up a nice wedding cake or something no? Hahahaha

Congraz Lovesa  :drinks: :) :cool:  I'm sure your future Mrs will come to realise just what a lucky woman she is to have you - her gain  :kissgirl: is Horny Eviks loss  :unknown:

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Cute eh? Mmmm oh yeah sweet thing. Creamy rich filling....Mmmmmm



Firebird

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If you're married and you go out and shag a prossie then you have cheated on your wife, simple as that, regardless of what you think that is officially cheating, no matter what phrases you say to justify it to yourself you are cheating  :thumbsup:

Not judging by all means, do whatever you want and feel free to keep telling yourself that you aren't cheating, whatever helps you sleep at night  :hi:

Offline TommyMoundfrigger

Congratulations Buddy.

Thanks for all your input.

All that's left for you to do is fire up a printable invitation and we will all see you there!  ;)

We'll be old 'school friends'.

mavgoose

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If you're married and you go out and shag a prossie then you have cheated on your wife, simple as that, regardless of what you think that is officially cheating, no matter what phrases you say to justify it to yourself you are cheating  :thumbsup:

I do not feel I am cheating. It is not an affair. I don't take my wedding ring off. I'll admit to a working girl I'm married. ( if asked ) , its a service.
Florist for flowers
Barbers for haircut
Roll shop for lunch
Working girl for sex.

Seemples.

Please don't start a discussion with me over it.
Its a service.

Start. End. Done.

Offline TommyMoundfrigger

I do not feel I am cheating. It is not an affair. I don't take my wedding ring off. I'll admit to a working girl I'm married. ( if asked ) , its a service.
Florist for flowers
Barbers for haircut
Roll shop for lunch
Working girl for sex.

Seemples.

Please don't start a discussion with me over it.
Its a service.

Start. End. Done.

Getting the Mrs to buy in to that might be a problem.  :rolleyes:

Offline auldie63

Anyone who thinks screwing anyone other than their legal spouse is not adultery, is living in cloud cuckoo land and may come down to earth with a real bang.

Quesadilla

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I do not feel I am cheating. It is not an affair. I don't take my wedding ring off. I'll admit to a working girl I'm married. ( if asked ) , its a service.
Florist for flowers
Barbers for haircut
Roll shop for lunch
Working girl for sex.

Seemples.

Please don't start a discussion with me over it.
Its a service.

Start. End. Done.

Going to the barbers shop for a haircut will not get you a nice quick divorce and half of all your worldly goods taken off you, as well as at least half of all your earnings from here to the day you die. So really not sure that comparison holds up frankly.  :wacko:

Firebird

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I'm not going to get into an argument with you about it, all I'm trying to say is that its cheating and it doesn't matter if you keep the ring on or if you don't feel like you're cheating, it's cheating and am afraid it really is that simple. And that whole logic of florists for flowers, barbers for haircuts and prossies for sex is a load of old bollocks.

Listen, everything I've written above makes me sound like a right judgemental cunt but I cant stress enough that I'm not judging what anyone on this page does whether they're married or not, all I'm saying is that if you are married or have a girlfriend and you start pumping hookers you are cheating on your wife/girlfriend and that's just the way it is, no matter how you spin it, no matter what you tell yourself it's cheating  :hi:

« Last Edit: August 05, 2015, 04:44:52 pm by Firebird »

KenniLingus

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Yeah so no big deal, but I won't be on here again I don't think. Been fun, but I think I've got all the granny banging put my system (hope so anyway) and I'm getting married. Lovely girl, I genuinely believe in monogamy and she's the girl of my dreams. I wish you all the best guys,  thanks for the advice, encouragement and slaggings over the last couple of years. I may lurk occasionally for the laughs, but other than that, I'm back in the real world.

Lovesamummy  out!

see you back here within 6 months or after the baby! :)

RandyF

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Jee-whizz. Can't imagine our husband to-be Lovesa is enjoying all the doom & gloom marriage negativity in this thread guys - have a heart!!

Here ma man, enjoy-

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Oh & Mavgoose, What were your swallying this lunchtime?

 "Pumping hoors is akin to going down the Greggs for a pie:D :sarcastic: :lol:  Rodger that  :rolleyes:

stevieshake

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see you back here within 6 months or after the baby! :)

Aye as soon as the new wife is up the duff and won't screw Lovsa will be back chasing auld tarts. Racing cert!

Offline facialmaniac

Whether he's back  or not, least you lot can do is congratulate the lad,! Congrats bud, hope it goes brilliantly for you!

KenniLingus

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Pfft, whatever. I never went that old,  but I think you knew that. Maybe you are all married. That's fine, each to their own, I am certainly not in any position to judge. But guilt is something that I am sadly affected by. So I will certainly start out with thw intention of remaining Faithfull.  I could sit here and claim that I'm 100% never going to punt again, but I doubt you guys would let me off with that and it's a bit of a silly statement to say you will 100% do or not do something.  However, it's my aim to endeavour to try.

Those pics are horrible by the way. Couldn't put up a nice wedding cake or something no? Hahahaha

Don't be affected by guilt. use an alter ego!

Offline Boundless

I'm not going to get into an argument with you about it, all I'm trying to say is that its cheating and it doesn't matter if you keep the ring on or if you don't feel like you're cheating, it's cheating and am afraid it really is that simple. And that whole logic of florists for flowers, barbers for haircuts and prossies for sex is a load of old bollocks.

Listen, everything I've written above makes me sound like a right judgemental cunt but I cant stress enough that I'm not judging what anyone on this page does whether they're married or not, all I'm saying is that if you are married or have a girlfriend and you start pumping hookers you are cheating on your wife/girlfriend and that's just the way it is, no matter how you spin it, no matter what you tell yourself it's cheating  :hi:

Surely it's only cheating if you could get the equivalent service at home.
For various reasons beyond Mrs Sam's control, sex has been off the menu for a few years so I fill in the gap with punting.

If I was out during the day without a packed lunch, she wouldn't expect me to go hungry!

Quesadilla

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Surely it's only cheating if you could get the equivalent service at home.
For various reasons beyond Mrs Sam's control, sex has been off the menu for a few years so I fill in the gap with punting.

If I was out during the day without a packed lunch, she wouldn't expect me to go hungry!

Once again - buying snacks is not a ticket to a messy and painful divorce. Seeing an escort is. The law is funny about these subtle little differences and doesn't give a shit about what was on offer at home. Sex with any other woman is adultery under UK law and the only reason a court will accept as immediate grounds for a divorce.

If you're unhappy with the sex situation the law entitles you the same privilege of divorcing her - on the grounds of unreasonable behaviour. It's not as quick or certain as adultery but still unless she has any dirt on you it would  certainly be better financially for you if you instigate divorce proceedings before she does.

If you decide to stick with her - and keep punting - just don't be under any illusions about it. You wouldn't have a leg to stand on (and possibly not a pot to piss in) if she catches you and decides to divorce you.


Offline auldie63


If I was out during the day without a packed lunch, she wouldn't expect me to go hungry!
If you are saying that she knows and approves of it then good luck to you.

RandyF

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If I was out during the day without a packed lunch, she wouldn't expect me to go hungry!

She's expect you to get yourself down to Greggs for a pie....not get yourself down to a gypo brothel to get sucked off by a bin-raking pikey.

Offline Boundless

Crikey, I didn't realise how many moralists there are on here.

I suppose it comes down to how we all square things with ourselves.

There are some things that i think are morally reprehensible, driving without insurance, drunk driving, any form of violence, to name just a few.
For me, punting is fine (even if not in law), if I wasn't 100% happy to do it, I wouldn't even consider it.

vw

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Crikey, I didn't realise how many moralists there are on here.

I suppose it comes down to how we all square things with ourselves.

There are some things that i think are morally reprehensible, driving without insurance, drunk driving, any form of violence, to name just a few.
For me, punting is fine (even if not in law), if I wasn't 100% happy to do it, I wouldn't even consider it.
At least the cheating of punting is only physical and not an emotional affair with a few exceptions reading some reviews.

Quesadilla

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Crikey, I didn't realise how many moralists there are on here.

I suppose it comes down to how we all square things with ourselves.

There are some things that i think are morally reprehensible, driving without insurance, drunk driving, any form of violence, to name just a few.
For me, punting is fine (even if not in law), if I wasn't 100% happy to do it, I wouldn't even consider it.

Don't think anyone was moralising just correcting your statement that punting is not cheating. It is. You are. As long as you can square it with yourself and live with the consequences if caught that's fine. Feel free to kid yourself that it's not cheating if that helps you sleep better just don't think you'll kid anyone else.

Congratulations Luvsa! All the best to you and your soon to be wife. (She's not an EE girl looking for a green card is she...marriage of convenience?, I'm kidding, seriously all the best.)
As for the infidelity debate...meh...it's a minefield. My misses has given me a hall pass in Amsterdam a few times, even picked out the girl and waited in the pub around the corner. Double benefits after she made me tell her every detail.
We spoke about it and it's a business transaction, no feelings involved either side. My view is, anything you have to keep secret from your wife involving a sexual encounter is being unfaithful. So, saying that, I've been unfaithful many a time with WG because half of them I wouldn't own up to without my identity hidden.

Offline Marmalade

I promise one thing though, if I ever do start punting again (and I wont) I will review as always. She's a real bonnie lassie and very open minded and adventurous.
Never mind your review. Just put yer wifey's AW link up when you've finished with her. We can all do sloppy-seconds reviews and be more... ahem ...objective.
 :D  :D  :D

Oh of course, she "never been on AW" ... just like (officially) neither have you now eh?  ;) 

Just make sure the honeymoon lasts forever. Do that, and no other shall say nay.
 :hi:
As the yokel Butler wrote:

When you are old and grey and full of shit,
And nodding by the fire, look on this forum,
And slowly read, without decorum
Of cunts thou hadst, a vibrant little clit;

How many loved your moments of glad grace,
And sucked your throbbing cock, false or true,
How one tart fucked the hairy balls off you,
And loved the sorrows of your changing face;

And bending over to release a fart,
Murmur, from yon toothless face, how luv fled
And paced upon the mountains overhead
And hid her face amid a crown of stars. 

Yea! 'Ts a loss to tha forum. But who really cares?

Givememilf

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Last post. You are a cynical bunch. I can't expect you all to wish me well,  none of us actually know each other. But I'm happy,  I live her and I'm chuffed to bits to be getting married.  But thanks for the kind words (where there were some) so have I cheated on my girlfriend......, I suppose I have. I was seeing her a while back, I was seeing other girls too, there was some overlap. There usually is, things are different these days. Girls don't expect exclusivity unless you're in a serious committed relationship. To be honest,  I though my fiance was the one that got away..... lifetime of regret and all that, but we reconnected quite recently and it's been amazing since. So, I have punted whilst I was seeing her, bit not since we committed to each other and you know, became a couple.  Sex is sex, you can shag as many lassies as you want. But when you meet the right one, you have to commit to her (speaking only for myself) full disclosure, she knows I was seeing other people until fairly recently.  She does not know I've ever paid for sex. I'd rather she didn't know this. It's all above board as far as I'm concerned. Hahaha


Look, nobody is perfect. Except my bride to be. :)

marco83

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Don't do it mate there all feckin mental lol :thumbsdown: