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Author Topic: Things that annoy or puzzle you - punting related  (Read 2719 times)

Offline The_Don

Here goes (in order)

Randomness on A/W(this could be a separate topic for discussion) A system that's to open to abuse and misuse (IMO). And W/G that must see feedback in order for punters to book. But have their profiles taken down by the same system. Hell no, I don't care for it (feedback, email on A/W, etc) nor do need it to punt. If a W/G requires it for me to book her. Then I don't want or need to spend my punting funds on her. I use a phone and manners when booking. Turn up pay the money, do the deed.

Profile swaps Why I now post screen shots where possible (Can limit B&S)


B&S to walk or not. if I wanted to see a W/G but another tries to deal with my booking I would normally walk. But have stayed some time due the fact. I know the B&S pictures from before (and she a good W/G) still bugs me.

Must shower (Time wasting) I've walked because of this random request. I turn up at some punts with wet hair (as I showered less than 30 - 60 mins before) and they ask me to shower. I then ask on your time or mine. As I had one before leaving to get here and I've been in an aircon car. Thus I'm not covered in a days worth of dirt and sweat)

Phone play I often revisit W/G (that are good) that have don't play with a phone on my paid for time, unless I ask a question that my relate to use of her phone.


Ease (or not) of booking. Punted some W/G after the first call (booked, no problem). I often change SIM cards and then tried to rebook, sorry too busy (some times after a review). But a call new from a SIM card (they state that they are available @ time X). Fine if you don't wish for repeat custom, tell me so then and there. So won't waste my time or yours by calling.

« Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 04:47:57 PM by The_Don »

Offline itk

Annoys me - the hoggers at parties. What the fuck is wrong with the cunts. If they want a 1 to 1 they should book a 1 to 1 not go to a party and spend hours with one prossie whilst all the other punters are politely waiting.



^This for sure, I remember one party where some twat spent 45 minutes doing  RO on one of the fittest WG's there. Selfish twat.

Offline Roth

Punters who confuse punting with dating and encourage working girls to increase their prices

Wankers of the highest order they are.

And punters - sorry - wankers who report everything to their favourite prossies [they think they will get special treatment].

You always get them in every town.  :scare: :bomb:

Offline Andyply

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Phone play I often revisit W/G (that are good) that have don't play with a phone on my paid for time, unless I ask a question that my relate to use of her phone
+1  :angry:
My regular Thai "masseuse" became so complacent that she started giving me HR with one hand whilst simultaneously texting with the other, skilful but very annoying particularly when at the precise moment I was going to pop she dropped her phone and took her hand off my todger resulting in a very pathetic and unforgettable climax, 55 mins build up time wasted......needless to say I left a meh... review and look elsewhere now...... :angry: :mad: :dash: :timeout: 
I should've insisted she did the deed all over again from the start or confiscated her phone at the beginning, giving it back at he end of the session.

Offline Andyply

Puzzled......
Just how easy it is to find a WG, I'm 27 and until five years ago (pre ukp) never knew this service was literally on my doorstep. I have punted reasonably close to home a few times and chuckle when I drive around remembering who lives where.  I could walk out my home and have a choice at least 4 different escorts in a 5 minute radius if I wanted, perhaps more. God bless em'  :cry:
« Last Edit: August 02, 2015, 07:32:42 PM by Andyply »

Offline willmo1

Poor service for big bucks. Far too many nuns in whores clothing getting away with murder.
Banning reason: Leaver

Offline Andyply

The many times I have read " services agreed on phone, good comms, but when money was exchanged the girl's personality changed, immediately couldn't understand English, sensitive skin, sore nipples, no touching, sore throat no OWO, never kiss, one condom only, cum once and session over,  too hot to wear stockings you bought/brought, on period....."  :dash:

Offline mexicola

Girls who write pages and pages of waffle in their profile page, followed by dozens of frequently asked questions.

A great example is CarlyG , it just goes on and on....

 https://www.adultwork.com/64385 or https://www.adultwork.com/CarlyG

Offline Chuckman

Girls who write pages and pages of waffle in their profile page, followed by dozens of frequently asked questions.

A great example is CarlyG , it just goes on and on....

 https://www.adultwork.com/64385 or https://www.adultwork.com/CarlyG

Why?  :unknown:

Thought I was booking an escort not revising for a test on her in order to get a booking. War and Peace has nothing on her profile.

Offline Andyply

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Q. I'm a bit shy or I'm not sure that I want to go 'all the way' so is it possible to meet you without actually having sex?   A. Yes, of course. I'm very happy to welcome guys who just want to spend some sexy time in my company and there's no pressure or expectation to go 'all the way' if you don't want to - we can just play it by ear and do whatever you feel comfortable with at the time. Maybe you'd just like me to put on a sexy pole-dance/striptease with some 'hands-on' participation for instance - and that's fine with me. So, there's no need to feel guilty about 'cheating' on your wife/girlfriend if you don't want to go that far. (Of course my normal rates will still apply for all such liaisons).

Nobody seriously asked this one.  So invented/fabricated/made up FAQ's is now on my list too.

Offline comaminion

Girls who write pages and pages of waffle in their profile page, followed by dozens of frequently asked questions.

A great example is CarlyG , it just goes on and on....

 https://www.adultwork.com/64385 or https://www.adultwork.com/CarlyG


Fuuuuuuuccckinnggg hell loose the will to live trying to read through that
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline The_Don


Fuuuuuuuccckinnggg hell loose the will to live trying to read through that

35 year old  BB'er to boot

Offline mexicola

35 year old  BB'er to boot

you must have read more of her profile than i managedb before i gave up ! I just re-read it ( i was thinking of booking her when she tours manchester soon) and it took.me a whilr to.find the BB in her many FAQ, eith the t&cs for bb listed. no thanks.

Offline The_Don

you must have read more of her profile than i managedb before i gave up ! I just re-read it ( i was thinking of booking her when she tours manchester soon) and it took.me a whilr to.find the BB in her many FAQ, eith the t&cs for bb listed. no thanks.


Tongue and cheek.

Add at least 10 + years to her A/W age

She states she won't do BB (but does- look her up) she does cream pie for porn (paid for sex)


Offline johnnyboy61

A great example is CarlyG , it just goes on and on....

 https://www.adultwork.com/64385 or https://www.adultwork.com/CarlyG

Q. Do you offer half-hour appointments?   A. No.

Q. Do you do fifteen minute 'Quickies'?      A.No - I'm not a vending machine!

Not surprised, I don't think anyone would like to spend less time at the punt than they invested in reading the bloody profile!
Banning reason: Successfully caused damaging problems on UKEscorting

Offline nike

Wiping my knob with a wet wipe - ive just showered and theres probably less bacteria on my bell end than in your mouth.

Getting up for a piss half way through a session - its only an hour, either wait or go before we start.

What annoys and confuses me is the blatant lies about age & size.  As if we cant tell the difference between a 25yr old size 10 and 35yr old size 14 :dash:

+ 1
the wet wipes,  especially when they rub like the're trying to put a shine on it.

Offline GlebeCap

AW profiles that are written almost entirely in capitals.

Profile pictures where tattoos are completely airbrushed out.  I can understand using Photoshop and/or filters to give a perfect complexion - depending on the WG, I kind of expect her to be not as good as the photos - but completely removing any trace of a prominent tattoo feels like misrepresentation.  I once met a girl who had a half sleeve tattoo - every bit of which was airbrushed out on the agency's photos.

WGs who look nothing like their photos i.e. they've put on another dress size or two (or more). 

WGs answering their phone during the session.  It feels really unprofessional, especially in bookings of an hour or less.  I don't mind so much on longer bookings.


Offline the_exile

Girls that leap off you as you are done. Spoils any thoughts that she wasn't just servicing you, Ive had a woman jump off me in doggy and I was still cumming! 

Escorts that don't say thank you when they have a mouth full of cum. 

Offline anyfucker

Profile pictures where tattoos are completely airbrushed out.  I can understand using Photoshop and/or filters to give a perfect complexion - depending on the WG, I kind of expect her to be not as good as the photos - but completely removing any trace of a prominent tattoo feels like misrepresentation.  I once met a girl who had a half sleeve tattoo - every bit of which was airbrushed out on the agency's photos.
Some do this to conceal their real identity from family if they have unique tattoos, but agree they should clearly state they have extensive tattoos.

Offline spkmstr48

Escorts that don't say thank you when they have a mouth full of cum.

Indeed, in fact "thank you sir" as an absolute minimum
Banning reason: Prossie fanboy

Offline johnnyboy61

Escorts who offer you a drink and then take five minutes to get a glass of water for you.

What are they doing? Extracting it from the nearest local source of fresh spring water or are they sitting down and catching a few minutes of Jeremy Kyle whilst you sit there in your birthday suit waiting like a lemon for them to return?
Banning reason: Successfully caused damaging problems on UKEscorting

Offline The_Don

Escorts who offer you a drink and then take five minutes to get a glass of water for you.

What are they doing? Extracting it from the nearest local source of fresh spring water or are they sitting down and catching a few minutes of Jeremy Kyle whilst you sit there in your birthday suit waiting like a lemon for them to return?


Time wasting
, that why I bring 2 bottles (water/cola) to a punt and when they ask about shower, I state no thanks I've had one less than 1 hour ago (in most cases, depending on travel)


Quote
http://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/Prostitute_Time_Wasting_Tactics

Making a Drink

The prossie goes to make a drink for you. She is probably stashing the cash. It's not a problem unless she is gone for a significant amount of time. The prostiute has the right to stash the cash and is often just being hospitable, it's only a problem if it looks like a piss take.

Time wasted
Up to 15 minutes. From my experience the time to make a drink, even a hot drink should take 5 minutes or less.

Effectiveness
It can be effective if the punter is not suspicious or a newbie.

Avoiding It

    Refuse a drink if you do not want one. Some punters even bring their own water\soft drink. Bringing a flask of steaming hot cocoa will look like you are taking the piss though.
    Respect the fact the prossie wants to stash the cash.
    Ask if she needs a hand if it is taking too long.



Phone play I often revisit W/G (that are good) that have don't play with a phone on my paid for time, unless I ask a question that my relate to use of her phone.

This one! No matter how good the rest of a punt may be, if she touches her fucking phone on MY TIME, she is going to get a NEGATIVE on UKP!

Offline johnnyboy61

Oh, and some prossies are very organised and indicate their availability for the week. Others you text and email and they don't reply for a couple of days because they are off and you are hanging out hoping that they can make your suggested time. Is it so hard to just add to their profile what days they are working that week?
Banning reason: Successfully caused damaging problems on UKEscorting


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