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Author Topic: Little things that make you smile - punting related  (Read 5369 times)

Offline johnnyboy61

I tend to accumulate my punting funds secretly by getting cashback at the supermarket as I tend to do all the shopping and cooking in our household. I was served by a very sweet young hot Polish girl today and asked for £40 cashback. As I looked her in the eye as she handed over the two twenty pound notes the thought went through my head, little do you know that it will be back in one of your compatriots pockets within a day or so in order that I can end up balls deep inside her. Brought a little smile to a puntless day!  :)
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Offline cueball

Things that make smile is pricing civvies up.

I were picking mrs cueball up from work when a very nice looking young brunette walked by me as I'm parked up in the motor, short skirt, black hold ups ending below the skirt hem, low cut top with boobies bouncing. I thought, yep, 120 on the hour.

Offline tonysoprano

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as I tend to do all the shopping and cooking in our household

If that's true you deserve to go out shagging afterwards. What the fuck is your missus doing with her time?

Banning reason: Troll

I like the double life feeling, like when I'm in the pub chatting with my mates about what we've all been up to recently I'm always thinking but not saying " oh yeah and I was balls deep in a 20 year old polish hottie for an hour on my lunch break on Tuesday " lol! Brings a smile to my face, my mates must wonder why I'm so cheery all the time!

Tony Montana

Getting unexpected DMs on twitter from a favourite girl.

Offline MrBridger

Just after my first meet with MissKDD I was sitting in a cafe at St Pancras waiting for my train home when I glanced across at the cash machines and saw the sign saying 'ATM'. Had a bit of a chuckle to myself thinking 'been there, done that'. Texted her about it and she said she laughs at the signs too.

I've had several girls tell me they can't stand looking at BB cream in Boots.

The other day one told me her daughter called out to her, 'Mummy, there's watersports on the telly!'. Took her a few seconds to twig it was really just sailing.

Problem is of course there's nobody you can tell other than WGs or people on here.
Banning reason: Spreading allegations against another punter because of personal dispute

I am very new to the world of punting and still learning all the acronyms  :rolleyes: . What used to be normal non-sex related terms before mean so different now!!

Last week a hot lady at work emailed our help desk asking how can she get a BB for her self!! She obviously meant BlackBerry  :lol:

Offline hexohm

My wife is a member of a professional body and every week we get post through the door from C.I.M.  Kind of ironic coz ive got no chance round here!!

Offline Marmalade

I like the smell of fanny, even if it's a bit on the whiffy side it leaves a nice linger for a few hours. Women, including prostitutes, seem not to like it. They prefer to smell of Asda soap. So I was quite surprised last night when my whore, afer a quick rinse at the shower, stuck a couple of fingers up her fanny and sniffed them. "Ah good", she says. "Do you like it?" Yes.

Offline shagbambi

Walking past random hotels and knowing I have fucked in them.


Offline superchamp

Walking past random hotels and knowing I have fucked in them.

+1

Whenever I'm in London I always associate Underground stations with the various punts I've had nearby.

Offline stevedave

When logging into my punting email account I sometimes mistype and end up writing hormail.cim - always makes me snigger, how apt it seems  :cool:

Offline DG

Every time my Gmail notification goes off; I only use it for punting  :lol:
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Offline Siadwel

Every time my Gmail notification goes off; I only use it for punting  :lol:

Same here. Big Smile when I hear the alert tone.

Offline Siadwel

There were a lot of women working where I used to work, all married, kids, and with all the stresses and strains, crow's feet round the eyes, and all that.

They used to flirt a lot with me when I was in that office, and I so wished I could take out my phone, show them a photo or two I took of my favourite girl and say, 'Look at this, last night she shagged me nine ways from Wednesday, tied my hands above my head, sucked me off in her mouth then dribbled it down her tits and snowballed me.....and you want to flirt?'

The flirting wound me up, but I used to smile inside.

Offline Kerosene

Knowing that punting is my secret. Knocking on the door thinking that nobody who knows me would even consider that I'd be doing this.

Knowing that punting is my secret. Knocking on the door thinking that nobody who knows me would even consider that I'd be doing this.

Word brother!

Knowing that punting is my secret. Knocking on the door thinking that nobody who knows me would even consider that I'd be doing this.

+1.

Walking past random hotels and knowing I have fucked in them.

As I flew out of Manchester last year, I counted at least 5 venues I've fucked in. Mrs tcm asked why I was smiling. 'Just happy to be going on my hols dear'.

tcm

Offline cueball

Knowing that punting is my secret. Knocking on the door thinking that nobody who knows me would even consider that I'd be doing this.

I like this one

Offline The_Don

Walking past random hotels and knowing I have fucked in them.

or locations at I've punted in.

I set up a punt a few months back, noted that I punted on (same street) before. I walked from the car and then called to say I'm nearly outside.

She replied with, 'I coming to the door'.


But the W/G had moved address. 2 other men were just behind me and followed me down a path the door opened and an old man looked at me and asked if he could help. The other 2 men were visiting friends and I asked if they knew how to get the next road.

 He stated, 'we only moved in last week and there an alley way 2 houses along'.

I thanked him and smiled. Thinking last month I punted in your new home. 

Offline john_n

+1

Whenever I'm in London I always associate Underground stations with the various punts I've had nearby.

Same thing for me :)

Online Hertsgent

Yesterday in the car a song came on that took me straight back to the King George in Berlin earlier in the year. "Why are you smiling?" Asks the wife......errr.......

Knowing that punting is my secret. Knocking on the door thinking that nobody who knows me would even consider that I'd be doing this.

+1

 :drinks:

Walking back to my car after a punt with a grin on my face. Seeing others going about their business not knowing what I have just been up to.

Offline Jay-Jay

I like the smell of fanny, even if it's a bit on the whiffy side it leaves a nice linger for a few hours. Women, including prostitutes, seem not to like it. They prefer to smell of Asda soap. So I was quite surprised last night when my whore, afer a quick rinse at the shower, stuck a couple of fingers up her fanny and sniffed them. "Ah good", she says. "Do you like it?" Yes.
Classy girl obviously......no doubt a "courtesan"  ?

Jay


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