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Author Topic: Pre Punt Routines?  (Read 682 times)

Reading Lady Poppy's Sensitive Post in the Off Topic section (would add a link but not sure how)

Lurtzs reply got me thinking. (Again would add a quote from a different topic but not sure if this can be done - ah ha copy and paste will do)

Lurtz wrote:
A girl once stuck her tongue in my navel and wiggled it around. Rather than get turned on I became worried that I may have forgotten to wash it thoroughly and it may have been a bit crusty inside. Ever since then I have included it in my pre-punt wash routine.

Do any of you have any other pre punt routines?

Mine is usually Chain smoke (bad habit i know), then chew on gum. I have also GOT to insist on having a shower when i arrive at a place even if i have showered already that morning when i left the house.

Offline Wayang

Don't you realise that you stink of smoke even after you chew gum, gargle, shower.  Your clothes stink of smoke.  I am not going to comment on the stupidity of smoking (although I object to the thought of supporting your health care for self-inflicted diseases) nor on the idiocy of spending wahtever figure it is for a pack.
But you cannot get rid of the smell.
And I have a very poor sense of smell.

Offline Lurtz

Quote from: Wayang
Don't you realise that you stink of smoke even after you chew gum, gargle, shower.  Your clothes stink of smoke.  I am not going to comment on the stupidity of smoking (although I object to the thought of supporting your health care for self-inflicted diseases) nor on the idiocy of spending wahtever figure it is for a pack.
But you cannot get rid of the smell.
And I have a very poor sense of smell.

Just out of interest, how do you react if you kiss a WG and you discover she is a smoker?

Offline Wayang

Quote from: Lurtz

Just out of interest, how do you react if you kiss a WG and you discover she is a smoker?

I only go for those who say they do not smoke.  Some lie but I can usually tell and the visit is not repeated.
I am not on an anti-smoking campaign as long as you do it in your own house!

Offline Lurtz

Quote from: Wayang

I only go for those who say they do not smoke.  Some lie but I can usually tell and the visit is not repeated.
I am not on an anti-smoking campaign as long as you do it in your own house!

Occasionally I can detect a hint of smokiness when tongue-jousting with a lady, but her teeth-brushing and mouthwashing routine is sufficient to remove the worst of it. I've kissed civilians immediately after they've had a fag and it really is like licking an ashtry. Yuk Yuk and triple Yuk!

Offline Marmalade

Quote from: GizmoFelix
(would add a link but not sure how)
The address for an individual post is contained in the datestamp at the top of that post. So you right click or double-click or whatever you have to do to get the URL.

If you paste the URL into your post, the software automatically makes it into a link.

If you code something, type it inside square brackets. Using the Preview facility, you can see how the software has added a link to your pasted URL.

To make a link on some text within your post, you need two bits of code, each contained in square brackets. The first one says, "URL=" followed by the URL and closing the square brackets. Then type your text, such as "click here." Finally indicate you've finished typing your link text by adding "/URL" - again within square brackets.

To show a quote, just write the word "quote" in square brackets and then, when you've finished quoting, add "/quote" again in square brackets. If you want to say who said the bit you are quoting, just add their name inside the square bracket so it reads, "quote=SoAndSo."

It sounds fiddly but will come second nature after a few shots.

Hope this helps. There's a thread and help file with some examples. I prob haven't even explained it that well as am in bed under the weather just trying to do it from memory.


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