Saw Anne Stark recently at her place about 10mins from Baker Street tube
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External Link/Members OnlyNot sure how this one went wrong exactly. I liked Ann's vibe very much. As the name suggests she's a big Game of Thrones fan (who isn't eh?) and she seemed very laid back, if a little downcast, and the general vibe of the room was quite ethereal almost like she could be in Game of Thrones herself.
Looks wise, photos are accurate. Nice blue eyes, lips, super slim body with A+ boobs (I don't think I've ever seen boobs that perfect), with great, long legs and a beautiful waist. Oh lordy lord that waist. Could almost fit both hands around it.
But... it's almost like Ann sensed how badly I wanted to enjoy myself and went out of her way to stop me just short. It was a mind fuck of epic proportions:
- positions herself weirdly in mish so that you can't penetrate all the way. Impossible to get a rhythm going. Tried to manoeuvre her legs a few different ways but she found a way to keep me out every time. She didn't seem to think there was anything unnatural about how she was laying when I asked
- Put one hand between my hip and her ass in doggy. Said she didn't want the neighbours to hear us go full throttle (suppose that explains the previous point as well). I said she could take her hand away and I'd go slow, but she just kept pushing her ass into my pelvis anytime I picked up any pace. Incredibly frustrating.
- Cowgirl - she looks AWESOME on top of you in cowgirl... but her riding technique was very slow and I could sense her paranoia about the neighbours which just got in my head and stayed there. I said if she was so paranoid she could lay down on me and I'm pump slower. She said "I don't feel comfortable coming closer" - not going to lie, that one stung a little
- Stop her in OW and ask her to finish in doggy but she says my time's up. In 30+ punts I've never ended a meeting without cumming and I wasn't about to let it happen now after all her shit. The fucked up thing is my time wasn't up, which she accepted after a bit of back and forth and checking times on her phone (ironically this only served to waste more time)
By this point I was so deflated I'm surprised I kept hard (I was fucking sitting there wanking while we were arguing because I knew I was right and we weren't done). Anyway I finished quickly in doggy, most anticlimactic jizz of all time, got dressed and left with the most uncomfortable atmosphere in the air I've ever experienced during a punt. I was kind of hoping she'd apologise before I left, but she didn't give a shit. She was pleasant when saying goodbye, and that was it
Just disappointing for me because I was big time attracted to her and it was all going well until it was time for penetration. I've just re-read her profile and she bangs on about how she loves her job. There's no way that's true - no way.
OW was really good, but that's where the fun stopped. She doesn't do FK or OWO but she states that clearly in her profile.
This was going to be a neutral but having written it all out, it's just dawned on me that it's a negative.
