Not sure about her face, deffo a cut above the rest. People say the owner's daughter's fit, the body looked OK if not nice, but not trying to sound like a snob, but she was as common as dogshit.
It was like a brothel version of Phoenix Nights, it was fucking hilarious
See George Muppet gets a better service or a discount off the prossies External Link/Members OnlyIm suprised he can get through so many prossies each week at his age without viagra. Sounds like a sex maniac.
And to echo another poster regarding the mince pies, what a tight "Christmas Special" that was, about 20p (or probably 10p from Lidl) per punter.
Was pleased in the sense that most news items are about trafficking, and most documentaries are about escorts serving the luxury segment, and most library piccies or footage is of mini-skirted streetwalkers leaning into car windows. This piece counterbalances those tropes by highlighting the banality of most regular prostitution.
Was the Irish touter called Laura not Laura Lee? If so was her presence there another coincidence or a deliberate set-up so she could make her usual, admittedly valid, point about most prostitution not being either high-end or low-end?
I do think that what women think men find sexy and what they actually find sexy are two different things.
The fact that Muppet was posing as a regular says set-up, unless in the unlikely coincidence that he actually lives nearby and this is genuinely his 'local'. Was the Irish tourer called Laura not Laura Lee? If so was her presence there another coincidence or a deliberate set-up so she could make her usual, admittedly valid, point about most prostitution not being either high-end or low-end?Most of the girls were a dress size too large for me TBH. A couple might have passed muster for 45 minutes in the VIP room.+1 Very well put, Sir.
That and Muppet appearing confirm to me it was a set-up and unless someone I find credible says otherwise I don't believe the other guy posing as a punter really was one. Trying to pull the wool over peoples eyes is out of order in my view.
Funniest bit of the programme for me..."Anna's a bit of a squirter really!...cut to leaking gutter downpipe.Great editing.
Gonna watch this tonight without going through seven pages of posts is it worth watching?
Mu Mu .
, my problem with the owners daughter is her horrible teeth, with what they take why the fuck she doesn't get them fixed is beyond me, too tight I assume.
Looks like the girls ate most of the pies! ..S...
It was Laura Lee as she has confirmed so on another forum and says she was invited to appear but most of what she was their to discuss was cut from the final edit. That and Muppet appearing confirm to me it was a set-up and unless someone I find credible says otherwise I don't believe the other guy posing as a punter really was one. Trying to pull the wool over peoples eyes is out of order in my view.I also note there is or was earlier a George Muppet logged-in to UKP who has been a member since 2012 but never posted so possibly thats him, who knows.
Watched this last nightAnyone been? Is it £50 all in for an hourLooked like it had a homely feel
Did you see the cat chewing on the rat ?
Saw the pug probably the cutest fucker there
Was the pug on the price list, then?
Pug no penetration because that's illegal but does scat service in the hot tub with the coleslaw option as an extra.
Argh what a mess, who does thatIt was like he went food shopping on the puss, coleslaw,haddock and yoghurt
It saved them buying a takeaway that evening though.
Probably not greedy sods, just a small appetizer before a Big Mac meal or Gregg's ultra large slice.
The baffling part was the video lounge ten note door fee for tea and a wank
Gregg's stuff doesn't buy itself
Its a power trip, the ladies tempt you with their wares and you exert your power and state no Ill have a wank here instead. a service popular with the henpecked with no power at home. £10 to re-establish masculinity and respect, great value for some.
Wanking in a strange room drinking piss poor tea reaffirms nothing for meWhen I need to establish masculinity I kick a pigeon and call my nephew a cunt, he then crawls back to his play mat knowing who's boss
Pigeons are racist and deserve kicking.External Link/Members Only
The one thing that pissed me off was when the gaffer said that no - one has actually ever had to use the panic button !Err excuse me --- i did !Sunday afternoon with a bloke tryin to stick it up mi arse with his hands round mi neck !Downstairs it was like `whats that noise ? Is it a car alarm ? One lass ignored it - lass on reception was starin round gob open - gaffer was sat outside wi her mate havin a fag! It was gaffers fella that realised it was panic button and raced upstairs !
Right lads - iv changed my avatar for this post - just so you dont think i actually look like Senna - or any bloke in fact -I worked there from 2012 till 2013 .Been waiting for it to be aired for ages - id left by the time it was actually filmed The one thing that pissed me off was when the gaffer said that no - one has actually ever had to use the panic button !Err excuse me --- i did !Sunday afternoon with a bloke tryin to stick it up mi arse with his hands round mi neck !Downstairs it was like `whats that noise ? Is it a car alarm ? One lass ignored it - lass on reception was starin round gob open - gaffer was sat outside wi her mate havin a fag! It was gaffers fella that realised it was panic button and raced upstairs !
She didnt have that dog when i was there - however - those biscuits that she said `customers only ` - well i once heard a lass get a prize bollockin cos she had been troffin em night before
I'm not very sauna savvy and I can't figure out what the rates are from their web site. How much did you make for a booking?
