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Author Topic: A Very British Brothel-3/8/15 Channel 4 10-pm.  (Read 21854 times)

Offline Falstaff

It was Laura Lee as she has confirmed so on another forum and says she was invited to appear but most of what she was their to discuss was cut from the final edit. That and McCoy appearing confirm to me it was a set-up and unless someone I find credible says otherwise I don't believe the other guy posing as a punter really was one. Trying to pull the wool over peoples eyes is out of order in my view.

I also note there is or was earlier a George McCoy logged-in to UKP who has been a member since 2012 but never posted so possibly thats him, who knows.

Yes, I've been keeping an eye over there too. Seems they couldn't get enough of their own girls to appear, or customers, quel surprise, so they padded with the shameless McCoy and LL who saw it as another propaganda opportunity. Guess it was the only way the programme could be made, other than pixellating out faces.

Of course the girls were on the large side there are chubby chasers out there who are into them. This struck me as a niche supplier to that market segment.
 

Offline comaminion

Watched this last night

Anyone been? Is it £50 all in for an hour

Looked like it had a homely feel
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Watched this last night

Anyone been? Is it £50 all in for an hour

Looked like it had a homely feel
Did you see the cat chewing on the rat ?


Offline comaminion

Did you see the cat chewing on the rat ?

No!!! There was a kitty and a missed it  :(

Saw the pug probably the cutest fucker there
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Offline mh

Saw the pug probably the cutest fucker there

Was the pug on the price list, then?

Offline comaminion

Was the pug on the price list, then?

Probably not looked like it needed rescuing from the coven though


Don't worry pug, i'll save you
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Was the pug on the price list, then?
Pug no penetration because that's illegal but does scat service in the hot tub with the coleslaw option as an extra.

Offline comaminion

Pug no penetration because that's illegal but does scat service in the hot tub with the coleslaw option as an extra.

Argh what a mess, who does that

It was like he went food shopping on the puss, coleslaw,haddock and yoghurt 
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Offline mh

Argh what a mess, who does that

It was like he went food shopping on the puss, coleslaw,haddock and yoghurt

It saved them buying a takeaway that evening though.  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline Andyply

It saved them buying a takeaway that evening though.  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
Probably not greedy sods, just a small appetizer before a Big Mac meal or Gregg's ultra large slice.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2015, 03:18:15 PM by Andyply »

Offline comaminion

Probably not greedy sods, just a small appetizer before a Big Mac meal or Gregg's ultra large slice.


They had a greggs

The receptionist done more eating than working

The baffling part was the video lounge ten note door fee for tea and a wank

Now you can do that at home for free
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The baffling part was the video lounge ten note door fee for tea and a wank
Its a power trip, the ladies tempt you with their wares and you exert your power and state no Ill have  a wank here instead.  a service popular with the henpecked with no power at home.  £10 to re-establish masculinity and respect, great value for some.

Offline Andyply

Gregg's stuff doesn't buy itself  :unknown:


Offline comaminion

Its a power trip, the ladies tempt you with their wares and you exert your power and state no Ill have  a wank here instead.  a service popular with the henpecked with no power at home.  £10 to re-establish masculinity and respect, great value for some.

Wanking in a strange room drinking piss poor tea reaffirms nothing for me

When I need to establish masculinity I kick a pigeon and call my nephew a cunt, he then crawls back to his play mat knowing who's boss
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Wanking in a strange room drinking piss poor tea reaffirms nothing for me

When I need to establish masculinity I kick a pigeon and call my nephew a cunt, he then crawls back to his play mat knowing who's boss

Pigeons are racist and deserve kicking.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coon&page=2

Offline comaminion

Pigeons are racist and deserve kicking.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coon&page=2

Racist fucks

I saw two pigeons fucking the other day at first thought they were fighting over bread as they were breaking then one sat on the other and started jolting

Amazing to watch
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Offline Krystyna

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Right lads - iv changed my avatar for this post - just so you dont think i actually look like Senna - or any bloke in fact -
I worked there from 2012 till 2013 .
Been waiting for it to be aired for ages - id left by the time it was actually filmed
The one thing that pissed me off was when the gaffer said that no - one has actually ever had to use the panic button !
Err excuse me --- i did !
Sunday afternoon with a bloke tryin to stick it up mi arse with his hands round mi neck !
Downstairs it was like `whats that noise ? Is it a car alarm ? One lass ignored it - lass on reception was starin round gob open - gaffer was sat outside wi her mate havin a fag!  It was gaffers fella that realised it was panic button and raced upstairs !

The one thing that pissed me off was when the gaffer said that no - one has actually ever had to use the panic button !
Err excuse me --- i did !
Sunday afternoon with a bloke tryin to stick it up mi arse with his hands round mi neck !
Downstairs it was like `whats that noise ? Is it a car alarm ? One lass ignored it - lass on reception was starin round gob open - gaffer was sat outside wi her mate havin a fag!  It was gaffers fella that realised it was panic button and raced upstairs !
You would have thought as a licensed premises they may have annual drills or something and testing to see they work so the sound is familiar. 

Offline comaminion

Right lads - iv changed my avatar for this post - just so you dont think i actually look like Senna - or any bloke in fact -
I worked there from 2012 till 2013 .
Been waiting for it to be aired for ages - id left by the time it was actually filmed
The one thing that pissed me off was when the gaffer said that no - one has actually ever had to use the panic button !
Err excuse me --- i did !
Sunday afternoon with a bloke tryin to stick it up mi arse with his hands round mi neck !
Downstairs it was like `whats that noise ? Is it a car alarm ? One lass ignored it - lass on reception was starin round gob open - gaffer was sat outside wi her mate havin a fag!  It was gaffers fella that realised it was panic button and raced upstairs !


Didn't the pug do nuthin




Useless guard dog


Also what brand of mince pies at Christmas?
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Offline Krystyna

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She didnt have that dog when i was there - however - those biscuits that she said `customers only ` - well i once heard a lass get a prize bollockin cos she had been troffin em night before

Offline comaminion

She didnt have that dog when i was there - however - those biscuits that she said `customers only ` - well i once heard a lass get a prize bollockin cos she had been troffin em night before

 :D

Not very professional



Any other stories ? Go on you have my attention
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Offline RalphMouse

I'm not very sauna savvy and I can't figure out what the rates are from their web site. How much did you make for a booking?
Banning reason: Prostitute "KimC" posing as punter - Blacklisted for abusing punters

Offline comaminion

I'm not very sauna savvy and I can't figure out what the rates are from their web site. How much did you make for a booking?

Some ate their weight in customer only biscuits it seems does that count as earnings?
Banning reason: White-knighting


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