I just watched this on 4OD. F***ing priceless. It must have taken me over 2 hours. I just had to keep stopping it. I was in tears - you couldn't make it up. When I read the posts I actually thought, for example, that the post about the 'dog has eaten my teeth' was just one of you making it up for comic effect and then a very few minutes into it there it was. There are others: the 'touring girl' likened to a Tesco special offer, the Jacuzzi thing. I mean call me straight laced and I love smoked haddock but WTF in the Jacuzzi? The mince pies at Christmas and the rest. I want to go, hell, I'm over 60 and, in the last couple of years, I've done white water rafting, zip lining, a parachute jump and I did Smiler at Alton Towers before it all went wrong. If I can go there and get a stiffy I'd be impressed by myself. Did she, at the end, liken it to the chippy? It just went on and I loved it - best comedy on TV this year. Pedro.