So, having punted for many years, I first hung up the condom quite some time ago. I do, however, appear for certain testimonials from time to time.
But, I have to say, I find the current scene pretty grim unless you're prepared to spend serious money.
So, a few days back, I was planning another testimonial. Scanned through AW and found two possibilities. Ended up texting the first one; no reply. Phoned; no reply (the profile has now vanished). Looked again at the second, saw she wasn't working that day.
OK. So other plans.
There used to be numerous decent parlours in and around Wimbledon, Surbiton, etc. Most have long gone. So, checked out Ace. Called 'Elegance', asked about the set up. "I've got one black and one white girl, when do you want to come?", the maid said. OK, can you tell me a bit more about them first. "One is white and the other is black, when you come". OK, that told me all I needed to know.
Scanned through a bit more and called "Oriental Horny" in Surbiton. Described a 27 year old, size 8, long dark hair, etc,etc. So, just like the old days, off I went.
When I rang the door bell, a dumpy woman answered - obviously the maid. Went in, down the stairs. Turns out the maid was the girl. 27 had become 50, size 8 a 12. Even the hair had been cut short, just for me.
One look at the gut protruding and I said "Thanks, but no thanks". At this point, she started ranting, "I give good service, look (simulating a blow job), I do it for £40, try me, you see,......." If she had paid me, I wouldnt have stayed.
So, yes, all of that has happened before and there's nothing new but, sometimes, I'm happy that the condom remains on its peg as much as it does.
