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Offline Deed

A few days ago I decided to visit two girls through adultwork for a FFM threesome. Something which I'm sure you'll all agree is on the bucket list of most men.

They were touring girls who I saw on AW about a month ago but missed the opportunity last time so when I saw them re-appear in my area I made the decision to book them.

140 quid for the hour, two girls (which I thought was an amazing price). I called the number on the profile and was a little disheartened when I realised she was foreign, Hungarian I think they said. I've had another really bad experience with a foreign girl who literally spoke NO English which made the booking very awkward. I now realise why most girls add to their profile '100% English' as a selling point.

Anywho... she stated on the phone that they were at the Ibis hotel in my home town, I've never done a hotel booking before so I was a little anxious. I arranged for a 1230 midday booking, one hour, 140 quid. I arrived with 10 minutes to go and popped in the loo in the foyer to check I was looking decent. I had my usual punting kit of good strong chewing gum and my own bottle of water.

She text me the hotel room number and I made my way up the stairs, the butterflies in my stomach kicked in from the excitement/ anticipation. Sometimes the most exciting part of a punt is the making your way to the house, before knocking on the door. I found the room, knocked on the door and it opened with the girl standing behind the door so I couldn't see her (I always think I'm gonna clonked on the head from behind lol, I think I watch too many movies) 

It was a cosy little room, music playing on the laptop and the two girls. One of the two (the black hair in the picture below) was really cute, thin with surprisingly big tits for her frame. The other was a little chunkier but I wasn't going to be too fussy since I was about to experience my first threesome ! (although I knew which of the two girls was gonna get the most attention). I said hello and introduced myself since at this point neither of them had said a word to me or even smiled. I tried talking to them but they were like robots. No emotion or expression on their faces. I paid up and then one of the two girls just said 'clothes off' ... massage'  since I'm not really a fan of massages I just said 'can we just have a bit of a kiss and cuddle instead. She just said 'clothes off massage'. I took my clothes off but at this point my dick was still sound asleep so I was a little reluctant to take off my boxers (I'm not too impressive when soft). She said 'no boxers' or something so I took them off aswell.

Now... one of the reasons this was the worst punt I've ever had (this is maybe my 20th) is because the whole time the two girls were just talking to each other in their own language and then giggling like little school girls. It got to the point where I felt like I'd just paid 140 pound to be giggled at. I've got a good athletic build and I wouldn't consider myself ugly so I just ignored them. I sat on the bed and finally got them to understand I didn't want a massage so I sat between them and we french kissed, they both had mouths that tasted like ashtrays. I asked them to kiss each other since the profile stated that they were 'fully bi-sexual' and they managed to peck each other the lips a couple of times reluctantly. One of the two girls reached for the durex play lube and empty what seemed like half the bottle onto my penis. I then got oral from one of the girls, but with that much lube they may as well have just slapped a rubber on me since they obviously didn't want just give me a good 'ole fashioned blow job. I continued kissing the hottest of the two girls and then one of them reached for the condom straight away. I thought "there goes my fantasy of doing loads of foreplay with these two girls"...

oh also, I forgot to mention that through out the whole thing they both look absolutely miserable, like they didn't want to be there at all.  I'm not the kind of guy that can just get on with it, I like the girl to be enjoying it too, and the whole thing felt a bit creepy. It dawned on me that they have probably been carted over to the UK by a pimp and then just sent town to town to see as many blokes as possible. I tried to carry on but the second I started thinking about that I kept going soft, but I thought I'd soldier on. I took the pants off of the black haird girl and, at the risk of sounding obnoxious, she has a really disgusting vagina. The only way I could describe it is 'an outey'. Just a big dark ugly clit that was bulging out of her pussy.  I motioned to the other girl to see if they'd preform oral on each other but that wasn't on the cards, they said 'just kissing' I kissed them both and tried to get one of them to keep me hard but the atmosphere in the room was just so depressing at this point. They both looked like they didn't want to be there and I kept asking them ' you happy' ... to which they didn't understand. So I did the pointed to my mouth and smiled and said 'you' 'happy' ?

One of the girls said no and just shrugged. I sat for a moment and gathered my thoughts and just decided to call it a day... mark it down as a loss. I got up and dressed and without the girls even asking what was wrong one of them jumped up and ran into the bathroom (she went in their a few times so I think her pimp could have been in there maybe ?! I dunno)

I tried to talk to the remaining girl (the blonde-ish one) and say 'you enjoy this ? ' she again shrugged and said no. I said I'm sorry and she said ' I not sorry I no problem' or something. I just got my shit together and left with blue balls and a real feeling of sympathy for these two girls.

I will NEVER again see a foreign girl, or any girl that I think being pimped out. It was really a miserable experience, and even more frustrating that when I got home I realised I didn't have as much money left in the bank as I first thought so spent the rest of the month eating pasta for dinner ! lol


 

Online Steve2

ALMOST good info but a link to their profiles/contact info would be helpful for others to avoid the same experience you had

Offline NIK

They might be touring and it's okay if you don't want to reveal your town, but could you give a region so this can be put in the right negative providers regional section?

Offline Deed

Well it's tricky the reason I couldn't link to their profile is that it's not there at the moment, it seems to come and go. I'm in the South of England - Hampshire.

I racked my brain trying to remember their users names, and it just hit me !

Little Nessa

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Naughty Laura

neither give me any results at the moment.

Offline Jacob

Well it's tricky the reason I couldn't link to their profile is that it's not there at the moment, it seems to come and go. I'm in the South of England - Hampshire.

I racked my brain trying to remember their users names, and it just hit me !

Little Nessa

&

Naughty Laura

neither give me any results at the moment.

[[Link hidden, login to view]] = "Sorry, but Naughty Laura .. is no longer active on this site. We have searched for other members that operate in the same area." = Suspended

This one was Little Nessa [[Link hidden, login to view]] XXX LITTLE LAURA XXX = Sorry, but XXX LITTLE LAURA XXX is no longer active on this site. We have searched for other members that operate in the same area.



Both have the same profile picture. Looks like a case of EE profile swapping.

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Edit 03/03/2012 [[Link hidden, login to view]] or [[Link hidden, login to view]] has same pix.

« Last Edit: March 03, 2012, 02:42:23 pm by Jacob »

Offline mattylondon

Well it's tricky the reason I couldn't link to their profile is that it's not there at the moment, it seems to come and go. I'm in the South of England - Hampshire.

I racked my brain trying to remember their users names, and it just hit me !

Little Nessa

&

Naughty Laura

neither give me any results at the moment.

Both profiles are inactive, but were showing as being based in Hants.

Naughty Laura - 23 yo, bi-sexual female escort Also called Laura New XXX

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« Last Edit: February 26, 2012, 08:39:25 pm by mattylondon »

Online smiths

A few days ago I decided to visit two girls through adultwork for a FFM threesome. Something which I'm sure you'll all agree is on the bucket list of most men.

They were touring girls who I saw on AW about a month ago but missed the opportunity last time so when I saw them re-appear in my area I made the decision to book them.

140 quid for the hour, two girls (which I thought was an amazing price). I called the number on the profile and was a little disheartened when I realised she was foreign, Hungarian I think they said. I've had another really bad experience with a foreign girl who literally spoke NO English which made the booking very awkward. I now realise why most girls add to their profile '100% English' as a selling point.

Anywho... she stated on the phone that they were at the Ibis hotel in my home town, I've never done a hotel booking before so I was a little anxious. I arranged for a 1230 midday booking, one hour, 140 quid. I arrived with 10 minutes to go and popped in the loo in the foyer to check I was looking decent. I had my usual punting kit of good strong chewing gum and my own bottle of water.

She text me the hotel room number and I made my way up the stairs, the butterflies in my stomach kicked in from the excitement/ anticipation. Sometimes the most exciting part of a punt is the making your way to the house, before knocking on the door. I found the room, knocked on the door and it opened with the girl standing behind the door so I couldn't see her (I always think I'm gonna clonked on the head from behind lol, I think I watch too many movies) 

It was a cosy little room, music playing on the laptop and the two girls. One of the two (the black hair in the picture below) was really cute, thin with surprisingly big tits for her frame. The other was a little chunkier but I wasn't going to be too fussy since I was about to experience my first threesome ! (although I knew which of the two girls was gonna get the most attention). I said hello and introduced myself since at this point neither of them had said a word to me or even smiled. I tried talking to them but they were like robots. No emotion or expression on their faces. I paid up and then one of the two girls just said 'clothes off' ... massage'  since I'm not really a fan of massages I just said 'can we just have a bit of a kiss and cuddle instead. She just said 'clothes off massage'. I took my clothes off but at this point my dick was still sound asleep so I was a little reluctant to take off my boxers (I'm not too impressive when soft). She said 'no boxers' or something so I took them off aswell.

Now... one of the reasons this was the worst punt I've ever had (this is maybe my 20th) is because the whole time the two girls were just talking to each other in their own language and then giggling like little school girls. It got to the point where I felt like I'd just paid 140 pound to be giggled at. I've got a good athletic build and I wouldn't consider myself ugly so I just ignored them. I sat on the bed and finally got them to understand I didn't want a massage so I sat between them and we french kissed, they both had mouths that tasted like ashtrays. I asked them to kiss each other since the profile stated that they were 'fully bi-sexual' and they managed to peck each other the lips a couple of times reluctantly. One of the two girls reached for the durex play lube and empty what seemed like half the bottle onto my penis. I then got oral from one of the girls, but with that much lube they may as well have just slapped a rubber on me since they obviously didn't want just give me a good 'ole fashioned blow job. I continued kissing the hottest of the two girls and then one of them reached for the condom straight away. I thought "there goes my fantasy of doing loads of foreplay with these two girls"...

oh also, I forgot to mention that through out the whole thing they both look absolutely miserable, like they didn't want to be there at all.  I'm not the kind of guy that can just get on with it, I like the girl to be enjoying it too, and the whole thing felt a bit creepy. It dawned on me that they have probably been carted over to the UK by a pimp and then just sent town to town to see as many blokes as possible. I tried to carry on but the second I started thinking about that I kept going soft, but I thought I'd soldier on. I took the pants off of the black haird girl and, at the risk of sounding obnoxious, she has a really disgusting vagina. The only way I could describe it is 'an outey'. Just a big dark ugly clit that was bulging out of her pussy.  I motioned to the other girl to see if they'd preform oral on each other but that wasn't on the cards, they said 'just kissing' I kissed them both and tried to get one of them to keep me hard but the atmosphere in the room was just so depressing at this point. They both looked like they didn't want to be there and I kept asking them ' you happy' ... to which they didn't understand. So I did the pointed to my mouth and smiled and said 'you' 'happy' ?

One of the girls said no and just shrugged. I sat for a moment and gathered my thoughts and just decided to call it a day... mark it down as a loss. I got up and dressed and without the girls even asking what was wrong one of them jumped up and ran into the bathroom (she went in their a few times so I think her pimp could have been in there maybe ?! I dunno)

I tried to talk to the remaining girl (the blonde-ish one) and say 'you enjoy this ? ' she again shrugged and said no. I said I'm sorry and she said ' I not sorry I no problem' or something. I just got my shit together and left with blue balls and a real feeling of sympathy for these two girls.

I will NEVER again see a foreign girl, or any girl that I think being pimped out. It was really a miserable experience, and even more frustrating that when I got home I realised I didn't have as much money left in the bank as I first thought so spent the rest of the month eating pasta for dinner ! lol



Sorry to hear about this bad punt. Just because these WGs were bad and looked misearable doesnt in anyway mean they were definitely being pimped though of course, they might or might not be.

I view each WG on her individual service so i wouldnt exclude ALL foreign WGs on an experience with another myself, you will be severly limiting your choice by doing this but i appreciate thats your business. ;)

Offline gari54

I tend to have the view that bad punts are almost an inevitability. Is there anything in life where a satisfactory outcome is assured?
The best thing you can do is find a or a few good SP's and stick to them.

Offline Boy

Got their money payed, and then just went through the motions it sounds like. It's the risk of punting in this country, in my view. At least in places like Thailand, payment isn't upfront by default and 'usually' (but not always, it has to be said) that at least means the WG now has an incentive to do her best. Once an EE in Britain has cash in her hand, who is going to create a major scene if she doesn't bother her arse to make any effort during the meet or starts chatting with her mate? Recently I've several feedbacks on EE profiles from people saying that they turned up payed, prior promises were broken during the meet and when they argued the point there was a phone call to their pimp at which they fled the scene out of pocket. It is this swamp of EE profiles on AW that is making really wary about booking any profiles that have not been in the same area for months or a year +

Offline NIK

I tend to have the view that bad punts are almost an inevitability. Is there anything in life where a satisfactory outcome is assured?
The best thing you can do is find a or a few good SP's and stick to them.

Not according to the 'I've never had a bad punt' merchants they aren't.
Of course me and Jimmy subscribe to this ethos! :crazy:

Offline brooksey

No you can't necessarily tell they are being pimped. They might just be touring around, taking the piss out of punters, not concerned about whether they get any repeat customers. It's much easier to do this as a two-some since they can gang up on the punter. 

As I've said before, an FFM can be an amazing experience, but my golden rule now is never to book one unless I have seen at least one of the girls before for a 1-2-1. Then you can be reasonably sure you're not going to be taken for a ride (as it were :-D)

Offline gari54

Not according to the 'I've never had a bad punt' merchants they aren't.
Of course me and Jimmy subscribe to this ethos! :crazy:

Well for some people as long as they pop their cork its a good time. For others they are'nt satisfied unless everythings perfect.
My point is not to let a bad punt get you down and appreciate when it is a good one.

I think we all have to learn how to walk away if things don't seem right in the first 5 minutes
Always have a Plan B, because if you don't your willy will stick with Plan A

Offline mattylondon

I think we all have to learn how to walk away if things don't seem right in the first 5 minutes
Always have a Plan B, because if you don't your willy will stick with Plan A
And the willy often rules, unfortunately with some.  :hi:

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Offline gari54

I think we all have to learn how to walk away if things don't seem right in the first 5 minutes
Always have a Plan B, because if you don't your willy will stick with Plan A

But as he said he was already 10mins+ into it before it became obvious that it was'nt going well. I think its unlikely that he's going to get his £££ back especially if they've probably handed it to some guy in another room. Thats the problem here there is no industry standard of SP.
I think the case here was to do as little as they can possibly get away with, they probably think that a guy is going to be thrilled just to have some light titalation with a pair of young girls. TBF I think this would be the case with many girls.
Also I'm sure that "sorry, me no undoorstan" probably lets you get away with alot.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2012, 12:34:08 pm by gari54 »

Offline eli69

Sorry to hear about your bad punt I had a very similar experience with two EE girls, I will never see an EE girl again, I have had so many similar experiences with them, yes some look great and the prices are good, but the service is awful and they advertise services that are not available and worm their way out of stuff by feigning to not understand, I have a feeling they do it on purpouse so you will leave early.

Offline Jacob

On these particular girls they were using this fake picture yesterday on main page, suggests they have nout do with profile IMO.



It was initially located in Cambridge just called HOT and SEXY MIA X, changed since of course.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2012, 03:19:39 pm by Jacob »

Well it's tricky the reason I couldn't link to their profile is that it's not there at the moment, it seems to come and go. I'm in the South of England - Hampshire.

I racked my brain trying to remember their users names, and it just hit me !

Little Nessa

&

Naughty Laura

neither give me any results at the moment.

I visited two similar czech girls with the same kind of set up (early to mid 20s laptop blaring music, surly girl in hotel room etc) the difference with me is I didnt buy any of this pimp sympathy BS. I initially walked in and the girl was non smiling and slightly rude to me and told me more money than the site said. I said fine i go. Than i walked off and as i went down the corridor i saw the other girl on the profile returning from a ciggie outside in her jeans. She looked misraeble too but strangely hot.....I went back to my car and  made a few other calls. No one was around. When id left i thought im not being ripped off by some more EEs.

But that second girl walking in corridor had that kind of ice queen look i wanted to do her.
So i went back up and knocked on door and tehy let me in and i gave the first girl the money. She than said u look very nervous. And i made a joke and suprise suprise all 3 of us laughed....to cut a long story short this was the greatest punt i ever ever had in 10 years of doing this. I took charge u see. I ordered both of them to wear black stockinngs and perform on each other. I ordered all 3 of us to kiss at once and we did and these girls got so into it. It also helped that they seemed to be introgued by my 7 inch indian todger. i ended up giving them an incredible pounding in turns I came in boths mouthes seperatly it was my greatest performance in ten years.
So the moral of the story is. Dont be so quick to judge. These girls also have their times wasted by so many. But dont be ripped off either take charge in a gentlemanly manner.

Got their money payed, and then just went through the motions it sounds like. It's the risk of punting in this country, in my view. At least in places like Thailand, payment isn't upfront by default and 'usually' (but not always, it has to be said) that at least means the WG now has an incentive to do her best. Once an EE in Britain has cash in her hand, who is going to create a major scene if she doesn't bother her arse to make any effort during the meet or starts chatting with her mate? Recently I've several feedbacks on EE profiles from people saying that they turned up payed, prior promises were broken during the meet and when they argued the point there was a phone call to their pimp at which they fled the scene out of pocket. It is this swamp of EE profiles on AW that is making really wary about booking any profiles that have not been in the same area for months or a year +

Since i got ripped off in REading. If i even think a girl is being obstructive, I lose my temper, and threaten to walk out with a refund and lo and=behold all of a sudden they become real cooperative and like it. U gotta remember these girls can tell a MARK a mile off. The bad boy attitude they respect and admire and u get ripped off less.

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Since i got ripped off in REading. If i even think a girl is being obstructive, I lose my temper, and threaten to walk out with a refund and lo and=behold all of a sudden they become real cooperative and like it. U gotta remember these girls can tell a MARK a mile off. The bad boy attitude they respect and admire and u get ripped off less.

being female I can tell you know that the bad boy attitude is normally why so many girls get pissed off.  If someone came to me and thought they could (in your words) lose their temper and order me around I would not only be pissed off I would throw them out without a refund.

Politeness is the way to go.  If the girl is rude then leave and keep your money for someone who has a better personality.
If this is how you treat prossies (many men actually think it is the right way to go) it is quite understandable why so many end up with a bad attitude and a dislike for men.  I certainly would if my clients acted this way. 
Losing your temper is also the quickest way for your phone number to end up on a warning forum and being passed around girls in your area as someone to avoid


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