Took a day trip to Cologne today. Had a bit of a late start as I was exhausted from yesterday's shenanigans.
Pro tip: HKX (Hamburg - Koln Express) offers one way trips between Dusseldorf and Cologne for €6. Standard fare on Rhein Express / S-Bahn is €11.30.
Upon first impressions, Cologne looks like a nice city. Beautiful Cathedral, nice riverside views, etc. On second thought, spend way too much time doing the tourist stuff.
Before long, I set off for Koln-Longerich and Club Mondial. Or so I thought... Idiot move #1: Took the S-Bahn the wrong way and lost precious mongering time. Idiot move #2: Relying on the piece of shit 121 bus (inefficient route, runs every 30 minutes). Adindas, we differ here. Next time I will be getting a cab!
90 minutes later and feeling like a real idiot, I stumbled upon the club. Looks like crap from the outside as there was construction. It was on the same street as many car repair shops (called panel beaters in South Africa) and was directly next to a waste management/dumping sight (not kidding). Was about to give it a pass before thinking about two things: 1) Adindas' report and 2) my imminent return to the punting wasteland that is the USA (It's ok to carry a gun, but you get thrown in jail for buying pussy - MAKES NO SENSE)
! I digress.
Mindset adjusted, I walk in and it's a very nice place. Met with the really hot German receptionist who confirmed how things worked. A couple of stunners walked by and she says " That will be €30 please.", No Problem!!! Pay the entry fee, received two towels and keys, went downstairs to change in the locker room (which was sparkling clean, really impressed). Well appointed facility with everything needed and power showers.
Make my way to the large bar area and I'm instantly overwhelmed. 40+ women ranging from 5's to absolute stunners (9's)
. Distribution was weighted to the higher end. There were 3-5 guys there and the girls could smell fresh meat....
Grabbed a drink at the bar and Antonia stopped by. Very tight body 8, ok face (7). I turned her down and took my time. Ella stopped by and spoke to me in perfect English (very helpful). Mentioned that she's been in Germany for 3 years. She offers to go up to the room. Asked her to wait a bit, surveyed the room and said fuck it, why not (after confirming the menu: DFK, OWO, and RO)...
Good decision! Looking at her bum as she climbed the stairs gave a stir to the little guy. What followed next might be one of my most efficient sessions ever. Got into the room and started ok n her immediately (DFK, licking nipples, RO). Hit the spot and she grabbed my head and went for it with a nice orgasm - Yummy!). She immediately leans in for some OWO on my already stiff cock with solid technique. Before long, we are shagging like rabbits and I had a birds eye view of the action with the bedside mirror (nice touch!). We go at it hard and fast in doggie where she has another orgasm and I shoot my load (cup #1). Bang on at the 20 minute mark
! Top session with a nice girl and we had a great time
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Age: I'm guessing late 20's/ early 30's
Face: 7/10
Body: 9/10 (amazing ass, smallish boobs)
Hygiene: 10/10
Attitude: 10/10
Overall: 10/10 (couldn't ask for more)
Paid Ella. She advised me that rather than keep my money on me, that it would be safer in the small lockers by reception (a good shag and sage advice!)
Showered and returned to the bar, got a drink and was assaulted by Antonia. She sat down and started rubbing my cock through my shorts and waving her ass in my face. Against my better judgement, I went with her. In my defense, she did have a cracking body and agreed to my requirements. Got to the room, I start in on her and could tell she was all business. Started RO and while not horrible, she could have been cleaner. We are in 69 and she is doing a good job as she bought me close then slowed down. I have climb aboard for Cowgirl and she is clearly having trouble taking size. She asks for doggie, but then didn't throw her hips back
. Taking charge, we switched to Mish and went in deep. Went at it for the next 10 minutes or so (cup #2 is the hardest to serve for me). Finally exploded inside her and she looked relieved (and a little annoyed that it took me so long). That said, she was a trooper and gave a good session
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Age: I'm guessing early to mid 20's
Face: 7/10
Body: 8/10 (very petite, well proportioned)
Hygiene: 7/10
Attitude: 7/10
Overall: 8/10 (couldn't ask for more)
Paid, showered and returned to the bar. Spotted Deanna across the room and she smiled at me. I head over and started chatting. She's new to Germany, living here for less than a month. She was shy in a cute type of way. She was patient as I needed time to recover. After a bit of time at the bar, we retired to a room. Deanna was another Romanian (she confirmed that most of the staff were). That said, I liked her look. Nice tanned skin, blonde hair, blue eyes, nice fake tits (not too big) and a perky round bottom. She was also a cutie with a gorgeous smile. Felt that I struck gold with this one.
Session started with some foreplay and as I kissed her neck and licked her nipples, I could tell that I was pushing the right buttons with her soft moans. Next was an extended session of RO. She was really wet and was grinding her hips while moaning softly. Sexy girl that loved being tended to
. After 10 minutes of this, I needed to switch gears given time (if I had more time / money, I would have happily extended with her). She proceeds with OWO, which was very brief as I was turned on by the RO. We then changed into Mish. She gasped as I entered her and focused on my eyes. I went with a gentler pace and deep strokes. Man, she made me feel like she was my girlfriend
! This continued a short while before shooting cup #3. What as lovely girl. Probably the best session of the day.
Age: I'm guessing early 20's
Face: 9/10
Body: 10/10 lovely and well proportioned
Hygiene: 10/10
Attitude: 10/10
Overall: 10/10 (best of the day)
All in, I didn't have much time and got down to business (3 sessions in just under 2 hours). Also, didn't have any food (I was so hungry, but food wouldn't be ready until 7pm. Didn't have time for that). Well appointed club with good staff providing great service at very attractive prices (€30 entry, €30 for each 20 minute session). Would definitely return. English widely spoken at this establishment (both the ladies and the staff)
Guys, are Mondial and Samya related? As I was leaving the venue, I saw a co-branded truck driving on the road. Just an observation.
That's it for the NRW. Definitely good times. Had to hustle back to Dusseldorf, pack and catch overnight bus to Berlin (seemed like a good idea at the time of booking). Next report will be from Berlin, most likely Erlibniswohnung. As I'm writing this on Saturday in Berlin, I think it will take it easy today.
